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ens we see the repo-men, at their final action, come up to DSP and ask politely for his headset and controller, and we get to witness to a genuinely "interactive" stream where the SWAT team are genuinely called because DSP spergs out.
god, i would love to see the repo-men visit dsp
phil would beg for them to leave the TV alone, TAKE THESE STATUES INSTEAD KHAMAHN DOOD I NEED THE TV FOR MUH WRESTLING OKAY?
stray comments about how dusty everything is, and the room full of empty boxes cutting DSPs ego

then that night phil waddles onto his office and starts a stream, telling a story about how either:
A. the repo-men weren't really repo-men and were detractors in disguise stealing from him, and he needs money for a lawyer
or
B. the repo-men were big fans, and understood he did nothing wrong, did everything right, and there was nothing he could do, but still had to do their job
 
god, i would love to see the repo-men visit dsp
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My opinion:
  • Detractors: 25%
  • Trolls: 25%
  • People pretending to be fans or supporters so they can detract/troll detractors and trolls: 49.00001%
  • Actual fans: less than 0.00000001%

Even Swagginz did a "LOOK HERE, LISTEN" chat message yesterday (a reference to Wings of Redemption) proving they're familiar with references that encompass people like DSP or Wings of Redemption and that they're only there for the sake of having a front row seat to the fireworks.

Even if you can comprehend that DSP's "gameplay" holds no value, meaning the "work" he does in the form of playing/editing/uploading is of no substance in the present year (maybe raw vidya videos where worth something in 2005 but they're not anymore) he's also a person who places a negative value on rewarding his fans and supporters. DSP is even worse than WoR, CWC or anyone else in terms of understanding why its important to do an event about every month for free, just so that your name is out there in the world and that people know who you are.

I can understand financial pressure, but I can't really understand a content creator dependent on fan support who would repeatedly choose to defecate on their fans expectations and do things like disable GTA: Vice City music just so they can get an additional 20 cents per upload.

There is no way that DSP has any real fans left at this point, bearing in mind he is:
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make Machinima staff issue statements countering his version of events (yes, there are statements from Machinima staff about DarksydePhil's bitching from years ago)
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make members of the press issue statements countering his version of events (yes, there's a gaming journalist who took issue with DSP saying this journalist agreed his detractors are "mentally ill" and issue a public statement and recording to show it was wrong)
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make former friends/acquaintances issue public statements countering his version of events (John Rambo)
  • a person who has talked shit enough just about their exgf's hospital stay that they solely created a discussion on mental health and ended up with their gf leaving them (this isn't proven, but its comprehensible)
  • a person who has talked shit enough about their own parents and a fucking Wolverine plastic toy, that their words have had such a lasting effect that their Wolverine toy is still mentioned a decade later
  • a person who has talked shit enough about other streamers and content creators that he created a shitstorm involving managerial staff from companies like Twitch, Blizzard, Ubisoft, EA, Epic Games, Polygon & numerous Twitch affiliates and streamers
  • a person who has done enough to make two entire forum mod teams quit
  • a person who has been despicable enough to inspire the creation of an entire "team" of autists who were only known for their disparaging discussions of DSP (Sons of Kojima)
  • a person who has been despicable enough to make the Bronsgeests use a fake escort persona to try and "expose" him for ebegging (their aims in this regard are already well documented, just read up on it, they repeatedly mentioned their goal of trying to stop DSP from ebegging)
  • a person who has managed to turn away his biggest supporters like BSV through talking shit or inability to step in at simple times and make sure things are peaceful
  • a person who has been documented as attempting to subvert the rules and standards set within online content (like asking users to click on advertisements)
  • a person who has been used as a "case study" at Twitch for the lengths autists will go to when spamming/reporting content and creating false accounts.
  • a person who has outwardly shown their material wealth in the form of leased BMWs or the ownership of vidya statues and has simultaneously complained about their financial obligation.*
  • a person who has cried about YouTube's demonetization (a widely documented and understandable phenomena) while also refusing to do anything for fan service or refusing to look for a job or experiment with YouTube alternatives.
  • a person who, far previous to their YouTube/Twitch popularity, was already widely held in contempt by a large proportion of the FGC (fighting game community)
  • a person who regularly depends on his viewers for instructions regarding games and still talks shit about them afterwards.
  • a person who frequently disparages viewers who attempt to provide instructions or advice towards his games or life experiences but still relies on them in situations.
  • a person who had been fired/discounted/excluded from multiple jobs and opportunities (even if we don't know the specifics, we can use his other experiences in life to indicate what were likely breaking points for his stable employment)
  • a person who has repeatedly talked smack about Machinima, YouTube and other companies... despite having no remotely-accurate comprehension of how they operate (at a wider level) and despite being completely dependent upon their inner workings for his paychecks chose to talk shit
DSP's "true" fans, people like Amityville or Swagginz, inspire curiosity or outright hostility from outsiders who cannot comprehend their genuineness. DSP's existence runs so contrary to the norms of what people (including autists) attach to the character of a fan-dependent content creator, that people like Amityville's TKOH posting actually causes a dramatic level of discussion.

Historically speaking, leaving aside furries like KGhaleon, Amityville has generated what can be called a large level of discussion on this subforum. This discussion of Amityville isn't usually aimed at genuine analysis of Amityville's views, rather, it seems the aim of people engaging in discussion is to try and prove one way or another whether a user like Amityville, in the face of the many controversial elements of DSP, is included in either of the two following camps:
  • Is someone like Amityville/Swagginz just a deep level troll, or....
  • Is someone like Amityville/Swagginz actually so lacking in instinct that they legitimately spend their time and money backing DarksydePhil?
I gather that many people think there are actual paypigs, and I concede that some of his supporters might be genuine (this mainly considers sources like Patreon) but I refuse to believe the majority of post-Twitch paypigs aren't actually deep-level attempts at either trolling or eliciting private information from DSP.

Even if you believe one of his paypigs is genuine, they you arguably accept they can hold no real comprehension of DSPs financial situation. This means they'd have to be completely ignorant that any payments made to DSP only actually service something other than the DSP's belly, but really act to service the payments that DSP is required to make towards the government and various creditors.

Even if you choose to partly believe DSP when it comes to taxes or "I did nothing wrong" and even if you choose to sympathize with his explanations of the world when it comes to governments, banks and insurance policies, an autist in particular would be able to spot that 90% of his income is actually going towards bank repayments:
(my autistic analysis from October 2017)


In the face of evidence proving DSP is certainly socially irredeemable, its easier to entertain and accept people like Swagginz or Amityville aren't actually paypigs and explained simply by being either deep level trolls or those trying to remain impartial while still holding access to preferential information which works to support or oppose ideals either formed by the world or from their own idealistic understanding of the world's greatest lolcow.

In summary, it is far easier to blindly accept an autist investing years maintaining a deep-level persona, just for entertainment. I do not think people like Amityville of Swagginz actually desire an end game but just hand around so they have the best seats for the mythical date on which DSP's mansion is visited by the repo-men who are in possession of a court order allowing them to take ownership of his loveseat, live-in girlfriend and harddrives holding quality kahntent.

While I don't hope this happens for the purposes of a human experiencing harm, I hope that if it happens it takes place during a live stream and that DSP tries to ignore the repo-men walking back and forth with his possessions while he still has to react to and give shout outs to Tips and Bitch ears.

I hope that if this ever happens we see the repo-men, at their final action, come up to DSP and ask politely for his headset and controller, and we get to witness to a genuinely "interactive" stream where the SWAT team are genuinely called because DSP spergs out.

(I also hope that if this somehow happens, people send Tips and Bitch ears mentioning the repo-men walking around his "office" and we get an official "detractor meme" explanation from the gout lord)

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I would like to add one item to your list that seems lost to the ravages of time - it may still in fact be out there re-uploaded by someone but I haven't been able to find it. One of my personal favorite DSP social transgressions caught on film. One that few ever seem to make mention of and I often wonder how many have even seen it.

Some brief history for those who might be unaware; at an earlier point in the DSP Yootoob timeline we were introduced to a good friend of John Rambo's, another John who would in fact up going by the handle Other John or OJ for short when he appeared in videos with them. Rambo and OJ to this day remain good friends and occasionally still upload content to Rambo's STAYBALLSY youtube channel. Though as with everyone else invited into this circle of friends, Phil has (since parting ways) maintained that anyone else who was around at the time was there primarily because of their social link to Rambo. You always tend to take anything DSP says with a pinch of salt but in the case of a soft admission that he's an anti-social weirdo who can't make friends I'm willing to put my faith in his word this time.

OJ's standing within the group pretty much fell in line with the rest. In my opnion it was quite obvious through the span of time that DSP actually didn't seem to like OJ much at all. If I were to guess why the main reasons would be he replaced Phil as Rambo's best buddy - at least in Phil's mind. I also think he was uncomfortable with the fact that OJ was a proper nerd. One who fully embraced the full-on D&D/Cosplay lifestyle. Somehow it struck me that Phil thought himself on some other (cooler?) plane of nerd existence and OJ's presence was cramping his style. 2012 era DSP who was into jockcore, nu-metal, wrasslin' and decorating his condo with 8 bit NES pixel art and Ninja Turtles statues was just a studlier breed of American Male in his head I guess?

Long story short (lol I know) the boys took a trip together and Phil as per usual was making travel vlahgs along the way. He gave the viewers a walking tour of the hotel with his usual insightful commentary while the rest were chatting close behind him. OJ got a bit too loud and enthusiastic and Phil blurts out to the dear viewers "I wish OJ would just shut the fuck up". The boys caught him saying this and the camera flips around to catch them in stunned silence, OJ in particular looking uncomfortable before Phil awkwardly defuses the tension with ACK ACK ACK and the rest joined in with laughter to avoid further cringe.

There was clearly no real joke contained within, Phil was just being Phil and the longer he spent around the others the less he was able to hold it in. I feel like it set the tone for the rest of the trip and Phil seemed to go out of his way to avoid talking to OJ on camera for the rest of the weekend as much as he could. :story:
 
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@neger psykolog

I would like to add one item to your list that seems lost to the ravages of time - it may still in fact be out there re-uploaded by someone but I haven't been able to find it. One of my personal favorite DSP social transgressions caught on film. One that few ever seem to make mention of and I often wonder how many have even seen it.

Some brief history for those who might be unaware; at an earlier point in the DSP Yootoob timeline we were introduced to a good friend of John Rambo's, another John who would in fact up going by the handle Other John or OJ for short when he appeared in videos with them. Rambo and OJ to this day remain good friends and occasionally still upload content to Rambo's STAYBALLSY youtube channel. Though as with everyone else invited into this circle of friends, Phil has (since parting ways) maintained that anyone else who was around at the time was there primarily because of their social link to Rambo. You always tend to take anything DSP says with a pinch of salt but in the case of a soft admission that he's an anti-social weirdo who can't make friends I'm willing to put my faith in his word this time.

OJ's standing within the group pretty much fell in line with the rest. In my opnion it was quite obvious through the span of time that DSP actually didn't seem to like OJ much at all. If I were to guess why the main reasons would be he replaced Phil as Rambo's best buddy - at least in Phil's mind. I also think he was uncomfortable with the fact that OJ was a proper nerd. One who fully embraced the full-on D&D/Cosplay lifestyle. Somehow it struck me that Phil thought himself on some other (cooler?) plane of nerd existence and OJ's presence was cramping his style. 2012 era DSP who was into jockcore, nu-metal, wrasslin' and decorating his condo with 8 bit NES pixel art and Ninja Turtles statues was just a studlier breed of American Male in his head I guess?

Long story short (lol I know) the boys took a trip together and Phil as per usual was making travel vlahgs along the way. He gave the viewers a walking tour of the hotel with his usual insightful commentary while the rest were chatting close behind him. OJ got a bit too loud and enthusiastic and Phil blurts out to the dear viewers "I wish OJ would just shut the fuck up". The boys caught him saying this and the camera flips around to catch them in stunned silence, OJ in particular looking uncomfortable before Phil awkwardly defuses the tension with ACK ACK ACK and the rest joined in with laughter to avoid further cringe.

There was clearly no real joke contained within, Phil was just being Phil and the longer he spent around the others the less he was able to hold it in. I feel like it set the tone for the rest of the trip and Phil seemed to go out of his way to avoid talking to OJ on camera for the rest of the weekend as much as he could. :story:

As much as I enjoy KF and other documentary of DSP on the whole, it really doesn't take a crack-addicted detective a lot of work to compile a list of DSP's shortcomings/faults and make an imaginary very short list of what it would take for a person to bring DSP to his knees (by using his noted inadvertence to social or more importantly any unregulated social interaction. I don't see anything else he really reacts to.)

The actual gift, wherever you might place your favorite detractors in the race, is the gift and ability of a supreme interviewer (meaning supreme autism, of which a unique freshly ground sprinkle on a person would result in the sort of person who can best share actual resolute attempts at delivering guided and calculated attempts at forcing "interaction" with DSP).

A lot of the previous "leaks" make the mistake of not ack-ack-acknowledging the role the ball plays in the court and they either prematurely call out DSP's tactics with no flaws or provide screencaps of Bitch Ears or emails where its still conceivable that DSP didn't actually doing anything wrong.

Even if people like John Rambo did well in providing kahntext for people to understand the DSP Cinematic Universe, the main issue is that they took place many years ago and as DSP solely uses Twitch today have ended up being essentially inconsequential.

People like the Bronsgeests sought to expose what they saw as DSP's fallibility but only ended up exposing a children's plastic baseball bat in a housewife's vagina (and also inadvertently showing us a Norwegian butler dressed in Naruto cosplay smoking Marijuana).

So, even a catfishing empire that had been running with minimal detection for more than a decade was still capable of excuses. There's still little example of mud I've seen that actually sticks to DSP or forces his direct response (a small example of this would be when he called streamers "shills" recently and was forced to actually and consequently backtrack. Besides that example there are few cases where he's actually been put in position of having to answer for his decisions, at least in any meaningful way).

An actual "supreme interviewer" would be capable of delivering directly or presenting an indefensible situation whereby DSP was essentially "forced" into one of the following situations (or made to pull up a bullshit excuse contrary to the breadcrumbs left by a well-regarded "supreme interviewers" attempts at making him actually interact without exception:
  • the ability to engage DSP on a genuine level, repeatedly, in public or private voice chats
  • the ability to repeatedly force engagement with "detractors" or well known people (like Larry Bundy Jr or someone of similar popularity who might dare to ask questions about DSP that he doesn't enjoy)
  • the opportunity (or ability to sell him on the idea) of an open interview with a prominent personality who has a solid reputation
  • taking advantage of the sliver of a chance of documenting/understanding his clear* apprehension when it comes to personal interaction and being able to manipulate or accidentally force his involvement in any situation where he actually is made to actually react (in words or through facial reaction) to genuine questioning regarding his lifestyle/debt/detractors/fans/Leanna/Khet (via multiplayer games, Q&A, or some other way.
We already know that DSP will be able to invent new and imaginative excuses for his problems for the next 10 seasons of The DSP Show, but a "supreme interviewer" who has the autistic capabilities of talking DSP into a fixed "interview" and has the knowledge, prowess, patience and most importantly a genuine feminine touch (oestreogenic-touch if you're a speedrunner or CWC lol) will be the person who finally backs a person DSP into a corner where he legitimately has no escape and its likely that at this point his brain, filled with the wells of uric acidity (gout) will hopefully be forced to genuinely acknowledge the situation he's facing.

Such a situation, even if unprecedented, might turn a being like DSP into partly human.

Its far more likely that no such "supreme interviewer" will ever be summoned and that DSP's own misdecision and bad luck DnD rolls will end him up in a situation where his paypigs are finally incapable of stepping up to meet his creditor's requirements. Its at this moment we may finally see DSP genuinely show reactions to cirumstances that he has no say in.

I think Khet has played a partial role in being this "supreme interviewer" and, in essence, rubbing DSP's nose in his doodies. But her role still seems very limited in actually making him aware (educating) of the significant, tangible role he plays in his own life.

The reason I say all this is that people have frequently noted that DSP's income should be adequate to making him comfortable in life, but the Bitch Ears are never quite enough for the lord of gout, there is no level anyone can recognize where he will tone down his reliance on a small bevy of paypigs to not only maintain his loans and credit rating but to be reliable enough for him to use as a recliner in his "office" while loudly and proudly proclaiming his ability to keep his obviously risk lifestyle functioning.

I don't put bets behind a "supreme interviewer" getting through to DSP anytime soon, only because its unfathomable that anyone would actually be able to get DSP to talk on human terms.

Myself? I'd rather spend time away from DSP's day to day existence and wait for the perfect moment where my morning wood is ready and waiting for the inevatible point where his historical misdecision (familial, financial, personal or "professional") comes to bear fruits and we get to personally witness the broken game mechanics of several repo-men spawning in DSP's garden with a truck that's ready to receive his loveseat. That is when I'll really be turbo-F5ing this page.
 
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I'm curious as to how the story will continue years from now. It reminds me what i think when i see the YandereDev already past his 30s and looking so old.

What the fuck are these people going to do when they are 40? 50? 60? Are they even going to live that long? Are they going to ever reproduce? Are they going to realise how they wasted their life doing shit things or are they going to die before they even realise due to poor decisions or by their own hands?

The posibilities for the ridiculous amounts of shannenigans that can happen when these people get old are endless.
 
I'm curious as to how the story will continue years from now. It reminds me what i think when i see the YandereDev already past his 30s and looking so old.

What the fuck are these people going to do when they are 40? 50? 60? Are they even going to live that long? Are they going to ever reproduce? Are they going to realise how they wasted their life doing shit things or are they going to die before they even realise due to poor decisions or by their own hands?

The posibilities for the ridiculous amounts of shannenigans that can happen when these people get old are endless.

Never compare someone like DSP to YandereDev.

YandereDev, no matter how controversial, will certainly be able to work even for a lacklustre paycheck just because of his skill base or more likely be capable of creating his own ideas or companies even if they aren't as profitable as major game publishers.

I'm pretty sure all those ads on porn sites that somehow skip my adblock and advertise porn vidya aren't exactly the kind of employer to care about someone like YandereDev's history.

DSP simply has no skills to speak of, not because he's incapable but because he really never, ever flexes his knowledge or desires to try and improve himself. He's the guy at the factory which has been left behind by technology who will cry foul about the economy before even considering reading a book or taking a course to further himself.
 
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Someone allegedly attempted to contact the entire neighborhood, just to accuse DSP of being a sex offender.

https://twitter.com/JackBla29710383/status/1088212647311536128?s=19
http://archive.li/qvBNa

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqpn33
http://archive.li/eqSwP

The absolute state of DSP-logs
Ehm, don't know if anyone noticed, but whoever wrote that Twitlonger copied (most of) the bullet point part of @neger psykolog's post (https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4237265/) and changed the wording slightly, starting with "Also, there is no way that you have any real fans left at this point, bearing in mind you are:".

There is no way that DSP has any real fans left at this point, bearing in mind he is:
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make Machinima staff issue statements countering his version of events (yes, there are statements from Machinima staff about DarksydePhil's bitching from years ago)
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make members of the press issue statements countering his version of events (yes, there's a gaming journalist who took issue with DSP saying this journalist agreed his detractors are "mentally ill" and issue a public statement and recording to show it was wrong)
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make former friends/acquaintances issue public statements countering his version of events (John Rambo)
  • a person who has talked shit enough just about their exgf's hospital stay that they solely created a discussion on mental health and ended up with their gf leaving them (this isn't proven, but its comprehensible)
  • a person who has talked shit enough about their own parents and a fucking Wolverine plastic toy, that their words have had such a lasting effect that their Wolverine toy is still mentioned a decade later
  • a person who has talked shit enough about other streamers and content creators that he created a shitstorm involving managerial staff from companies like Twitch, Blizzard, Ubisoft, EA, Epic Games, Polygon & numerous Twitch affiliates and streamers
  • a person who has done enough to make two entire forum mod teams quit
  • a person who has been despicable enough to inspire the creation of an entire "team" of autists who were only known for their disparaging discussions of DSP (Sons of Kojima)
  • a person who has been despicable enough to make the Bronsgeests use a fake escort persona to try and "expose" him for ebegging (their aims in this regard are already well documented, just read up on it, they repeatedly mentioned their goal of trying to stop DSP from ebegging)
  • a person who has managed to turn away his biggest supporters like BSV through talking shit or inability to step in at simple times and make sure things are peaceful
  • a person who has been documented as attempting to subvert the rules and standards set within online content (like asking users to click on advertisements)
  • a person who has been used as a "case study" at Twitch for the lengths autists will go to when spamming/reporting content and creating false accounts.
  • a person who has outwardly shown their material wealth in the form of leased BMWs or the ownership of vidya statues and has simultaneously complained about their financial obligation.*
  • a person who has cried about YouTube's demonetization (a widely documented and understandable phenomena) while also refusing to do anything for fan service or refusing to look for a job or experiment with YouTube alternatives.
  • a person who, far previous to their YouTube/Twitch popularity, was already widely held in contempt by a large proportion of the FGC (fighting game community)
  • a person who regularly depends on his viewers for instructions regarding games and still talks shit about them afterwards.
  • a person who frequently disparages viewers who attempt to provide instructions or advice towards his games or life experiences but still relies on them in situations.
  • a person who had been fired/discounted/excluded from multiple jobs and opportunities (even if we don't know the specifics, we can use his other experiences in life to indicate what were likely breaking points for his stable employment)
  • a person who has repeatedly talked smack about Machinima, YouTube and other companies... despite having no remotely-accurate comprehension of how they operate (at a wider level) and despite being completely dependent upon their inner workings for his paychecks chose to talk shit

Also, there is no way that you have any real fans left at this point, bearing in mind you are:
a person who has talked shit enough to make Machinima staff issue statements countering your version of events (yes, there are statements from Machinima staff about your bitching from years ago)

a person who has talked shit enough to make members of the press issue statements countering your version of events (yes, there's a gaming journalist who took issue with you saying this journalist agreed your detractors are "mentally ill" and issue a public statement and recording to show it was wrong)

a person who has talked shit enough to make former friends/acquaintances issue public statements countering your version of events (John Rambo)

a person who has talked shit enough just about their exgf's hospital stay that they solely created a discussion on mental health and ended up with their gf leaving them (this isn't proven, but its comprehensible)
a person who has talked shit enough about your own parents and a fucking Wolverine plastic toy, that your words have had such a lasting effect that the Wolverine toy is still mentioned a decade later

a person who has talked shit enough about other streamers and content creators that you created a shitstorm involving managerial staff from companies like Twitch, Blizzard, Ubisoft, EA, Epic Games, Polygon & numerous Twitch affiliates and streamers

a person who has done enough to make two entire forum mod teams quit

a person who has been despicable enough to inspire the creation of an entire "team" of autists who were only known for their disparaging discussions of you(Sons of Kojima)

a person who has been despicable enough to make the Bronsgeests use a fake escort persona to try and "expose" you for ebegging (their aims in this regard are already well documented, just read up on it, they repeatedly mentioned their goal of trying to stop you from ebegging)

a person who has managed to turn away your biggest supporters like BSV through talking shit or inability to step in at simple times and make sure things are peaceful

a person who has been documented as attempting to subvert the rules and standards set within online content (like asking users to click on advertisements)

a person who has been used as a "case study" at Twitch for the lengths autists will go to when spamming/reporting content and creating false accounts.

a person who has outwardly shown your material wealth in the form of leased BMWs or the ownership of vidya statues and has simultaneously complained about your financial obligation.*

a person who has cried about YouTube's demonetization (a widely documented and understandable phenomena) while also refusing to do anything for fan service or refusing to look for a job or experiment with YouTube alternatives.

a person who, far previous to your YouTube/Twitch popularity, was already widely held in contempt by a large proportion of the FGC (fighting game community)

a person who regularly depends on your viewers for instructions regarding games and still talks shit about them afterwards.

a person who frequently disparages viewers who attempt to provide instructions or advice towards your games or life experiences but still relies on them in situations.

a person who had been fired/discounted/excluded from multiple jobs and opportunities.

a person who has repeatedly talked smack about Machinima, YouTube and other companies... despite having no remotely-accurate comprehension of how they operate (at a wider level) and despite being completely dependent upon their inner workings for your paychecks
 
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Ehm, don't know if anyone noticed, but whoever wrote that Twitlonger copied a big part of @neger psykolog's post (https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4237265/), starting with "Also, there is no way that you have any real fans left at this point, bearing in mind you are:".

So a sperging twat who can’t even write his own rants while he bathes in a tub of poop. This guy. Don’t be this guy people.
 
Someone allegedly attempted to contact the entire neighborhood, just to accuse DSP of being a sex offender.
the person knows that poster I made is fake, and just based on a joke someone else said, right?

phil's too much of a coward to be a kiddy diddler
 
Ehm, don't know if anyone noticed, but whoever wrote that Twitlonger copied (most of) the bullet point part of @neger psykolog's post (https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4237265/) and changed the wording slightly, starting with "Also, there is no way that you have any real fans left at this point, bearing in mind you are:".

There is no way that DSP has any real fans left at this point, bearing in mind he is:
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make Machinima staff issue statements countering his version of events (yes, there are statements from Machinima staff about DarksydePhil's bitching from years ago)
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make members of the press issue statements countering his version of events (yes, there's a gaming journalist who took issue with DSP saying this journalist agreed his detractors are "mentally ill" and issue a public statement and recording to show it was wrong)
  • a person who has talked shit enough to make former friends/acquaintances issue public statements countering his version of events (John Rambo)
  • a person who has talked shit enough just about their exgf's hospital stay that they solely created a discussion on mental health and ended up with their gf leaving them (this isn't proven, but its comprehensible)
  • a person who has talked shit enough about their own parents and a fucking Wolverine plastic toy, that their words have had such a lasting effect that their Wolverine toy is still mentioned a decade later
  • a person who has talked shit enough about other streamers and content creators that he created a shitstorm involving managerial staff from companies like Twitch, Blizzard, Ubisoft, EA, Epic Games, Polygon & numerous Twitch affiliates and streamers
  • a person who has done enough to make two entire forum mod teams quit
  • a person who has been despicable enough to inspire the creation of an entire "team" of autists who were only known for their disparaging discussions of DSP (Sons of Kojima)
  • a person who has been despicable enough to make the Bronsgeests use a fake escort persona to try and "expose" him for ebegging (their aims in this regard are already well documented, just read up on it, they repeatedly mentioned their goal of trying to stop DSP from ebegging)
  • a person who has managed to turn away his biggest supporters like BSV through talking shit or inability to step in at simple times and make sure things are peaceful
  • a person who has been documented as attempting to subvert the rules and standards set within online content (like asking users to click on advertisements)
  • a person who has been used as a "case study" at Twitch for the lengths autists will go to when spamming/reporting content and creating false accounts.
  • a person who has outwardly shown their material wealth in the form of leased BMWs or the ownership of vidya statues and has simultaneously complained about their financial obligation.*
  • a person who has cried about YouTube's demonetization (a widely documented and understandable phenomena) while also refusing to do anything for fan service or refusing to look for a job or experiment with YouTube alternatives.
  • a person who, far previous to their YouTube/Twitch popularity, was already widely held in contempt by a large proportion of the FGC (fighting game community)
  • a person who regularly depends on his viewers for instructions regarding games and still talks shit about them afterwards.
  • a person who frequently disparages viewers who attempt to provide instructions or advice towards his games or life experiences but still relies on them in situations.
  • a person who had been fired/discounted/excluded from multiple jobs and opportunities (even if we don't know the specifics, we can use his other experiences in life to indicate what were likely breaking points for his stable employment)
  • a person who has repeatedly talked smack about Machinima, YouTube and other companies... despite having no remotely-accurate comprehension of how they operate (at a wider level) and despite being completely dependent upon their inner workings for his paychecks chose to talk shit

Also, there is no way that you have any real fans left at this point, bearing in mind you are:
a person who has talked shit enough to make Machinima staff issue statements countering your version of events (yes, there are statements from Machinima staff about your bitching from years ago)

a person who has talked shit enough to make members of the press issue statements countering your version of events (yes, there's a gaming journalist who took issue with you saying this journalist agreed your detractors are "mentally ill" and issue a public statement and recording to show it was wrong)

a person who has talked shit enough to make former friends/acquaintances issue public statements countering your version of events (John Rambo)

a person who has talked shit enough just about their exgf's hospital stay that they solely created a discussion on mental health and ended up with their gf leaving them (this isn't proven, but its comprehensible)
a person who has talked shit enough about your own parents and a fucking Wolverine plastic toy, that your words have had such a lasting effect that the Wolverine toy is still mentioned a decade later

a person who has talked shit enough about other streamers and content creators that you created a shitstorm involving managerial staff from companies like Twitch, Blizzard, Ubisoft, EA, Epic Games, Polygon & numerous Twitch affiliates and streamers

a person who has done enough to make two entire forum mod teams quit

a person who has been despicable enough to inspire the creation of an entire "team" of autists who were only known for their disparaging discussions of you(Sons of Kojima)

a person who has been despicable enough to make the Bronsgeests use a fake escort persona to try and "expose" you for ebegging (their aims in this regard are already well documented, just read up on it, they repeatedly mentioned their goal of trying to stop you from ebegging)

a person who has managed to turn away your biggest supporters like BSV through talking shit or inability to step in at simple times and make sure things are peaceful

a person who has been documented as attempting to subvert the rules and standards set within online content (like asking users to click on advertisements)

a person who has been used as a "case study" at Twitch for the lengths autists will go to when spamming/reporting content and creating false accounts.

a person who has outwardly shown your material wealth in the form of leased BMWs or the ownership of vidya statues and has simultaneously complained about your financial obligation.*

a person who has cried about YouTube's demonetization (a widely documented and understandable phenomena) while also refusing to do anything for fan service or refusing to look for a job or experiment with YouTube alternatives.

a person who, far previous to your YouTube/Twitch popularity, was already widely held in contempt by a large proportion of the FGC (fighting game community)

a person who regularly depends on your viewers for instructions regarding games and still talks shit about them afterwards.

a person who frequently disparages viewers who attempt to provide instructions or advice towards your games or life experiences but still relies on them in situations.

a person who had been fired/discounted/excluded from multiple jobs and opportunities.

a person who has repeatedly talked smack about Machinima, YouTube and other companies... despite having no remotely-accurate comprehension of how they operate (at a wider level) and despite being completely dependent upon their inner workings for your paychecks

Just to state the obvious I have no idea who is copying my text and while I have previously and will forever make any contributions to Kiwifarms free for any usage whatsoever, that my personal views are my own and not representative of what other people may attempt to try and do, even if they may quote or use my words in a manner which I hadn't anticipated.

Although I've previously said anything I post/write on here is basically "free as in free beer" and can be openly referenced, adapted, copied, emailed, printed or even sold for all of eternity this doesn't mean stuff I write is attributable to my actual thoughts and actions.

Short of expressing an opinion regarding the actions of people who aren't actually me, I do not now or ever condone this kind of behavior.

I'd also say to whoever is trying to do this to just be patient, because its more than likely DSP's financial saga is going to ripen quite soon with or without your actions and deliver juicy fruit (I've said for quite a while, maybe I even said so pre tax saga, that DSP is going to experience severe hardship/"life" quite soon. While my estimations of timing might be off, even significantly, I still stand by my opinion that DSP will experience "life" fairly soon)

TLDR whatever you're planning is not going to do anything, and if it does will only matter for 5 seconds when it inevitably fades into oblivion. It will only now or ever serve to give DSP more ammunition to further his "me vs the world" ideology and unlike his previous ammunition he'll actually be able to prove someone was trying to be autistic.

I still maintain now and up until I express any communication running contrary, that anything I've written on here is "free as in free beer" and can be used, attributed, not attributed, modified, sold or otherwise without restriction.
 
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