Official NASTY Thread for NASTY People - discuss throbbing clits and bathtub shits here (and only here)

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JambledUpWords said:
It would make for more interesting content that that sad excuse of a vlog she had today. Not gonna lie, I’d watch it with enthusiasm.
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Has anyone thought of sending a ripped blue eyed male escort to Ambers house to see how she‘d react?


Maybe something like this
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‚Hey Amber. Congrats to 100k subscribers.
Beste wishes from Kiwi Farms.‘
 
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DarkSydePundit said:
Has anyone thought of sending a ripped blue eyed male escort to Ambers house to see how she‘d react?


Maybe something like this
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‚Hey Amber. Congrats to 100k subscribers.
Beste wishes from Kiwi Farms.‘
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I guess you didn't see what happened when someone delivered a pizza during a livestream.

Don't pozload my neghole.
 
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Birthday Dickpunch said:
They don't really look like they are anymore. Amber hasn't for a long time now...
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I don't know about everyone else, but if I couldn't self service, that would be a pretty clear sign life needs to change.

But maybe eating fills the void for Hamby, I dunno.
 
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Clintonberg said:
How many feet do you suppose her farts have to travel from her anus to reach the outside of her ass? What kind of sounds do you think they make when they're finally set free?
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Probably sounds like when you blow on a piece of a plastic bag pulled taut. Like a high whistling sound.
 
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propanity said:
Eating probably fills them up and fulfills them in a way that makes sex seem unimportant. I think Amber at least is too ashamed of her body to willingly be vulnerable anyway.
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TF2F = Too Full to Fuck. You ever go on a nice date, things are going well, wine is flowing, you're ready to take them home and smash...but then the food gets there and you drunkenly wolf it down, only to regret it immediately and feel so full you can't move?

I assume that's every night for Amber and Becky. Amber moans and groans like she's getting the best head of her life when she's eating cold BK tater tots. Once they've inhaled the food, they bolth lie there gasping for air, feeling like their bones are too heavy to move, like they've just had a good fuck.

Then Becky hoses her down and falls asleep fantasizing about Kate Winslet. That's it. That's their sex life. There might be like, one super-frigid peck on the lips, or a cheeky boob-grab, but that's it. What a sad way to live.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Imagine Becky giving her a rim job after explosive diarrhea.
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tastes just like AL's chili night. yes! need to find that pic of Becky all excited for AL's chili.

plastic holic said:
This thread just made me realize that neither of them can masturbate either, damn.

How do they live like that?

There human aren’t they.....or maybe they’re not.

*x-files theme again*
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I think they use a clip on clit vibrator since we know AL is all about the clit. most have a remote to change the speed and whatever.. Becky just has to put it there and be hands free.
 
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