DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

"TIHYDPs are dead, no one cares about them"

How nothing must your playthroughs become that people decide even your lowlights aren't worth highlighting anymore.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I'm putting this here for posterity to overall Phil lore.
Phil and Swagginz are bantering like a salty married couple today. Phil chided him for a rape joke (of course), and then Swagginz suggested Phil shouldn't have played on hardcore mode because his item management is shit, and Phil's response was "It's a waste of time to say that now!" Phil then claimed he was having fun which provoked:

This little outburst would be 100% bannable by Phil or Swaggy if said by anyone outside of this dysfunctional marriage.
These two just need to hate fuck and publicly meltdown on each other and just get it over with.

 

[DoubleSideKy]

Not really since this will lead him further astray into irreleavenacy as more people(including his "fans") will adbandon him for being boring and uninnovative nor will remember DSP in the future as we all grow up. I doubt that these morons will continue to donate daily income to a e-begger who won't changeat all and will continue beg for money for many years to come regardless of how much money they throw at him, also factoring in that they will also personal responsibilites as well to take care of (house,job,bills,etc.). He's pretty much living on borrow time as more people will just leave him for being boring and toxic.

Borrowed time is an understatement of the fucking millennium. That State of Decay 2 shitfest should of gotten him banned. Straight up character assassination should of been the series finale because look at Tevin, Bhil Purnell and TheyCallMeTXT.

 

[BSV]

It's better to burn out then to fade away. I at least admire Swaggins for burning and showing some passion. Phil dying a slow and painful death and is soon going to fade out.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Then there’s this...

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Phil has bitch-tits, enormous, the way you think God’s as big.

HIS NAME WAS TOM BURNELL

 

[TheGoutinator]

I haven't watched a TIHYDP in a long time. I think that's on Phil, though. He's become so boring that even his rage and salt isn't even very entertaining anymore.

 

[der rademacher]

HIS NAME WAS TOM BURNELL

Interesting. So it really took me two years to realize that Phil Burnell rhymes with burn in hell? Well I guess that's ok since I'm an autist. The real question though is, who burns in hell? Dave? For his sins? His fanbase? For throwing money at him so the madness can continue? Or his unfortunate passers-by audience. Who must feel like being in hell due to the sensory torture they have to endure.

 

[BSV]

It's almost sad we D-dayed the SOK. Fred Fuck at least knew how to keep the pressure on phil with his 6 hour long podcasts. Phil does entertain most when he is in wounded animal mode. Just lying about not having money phil just isn't entertaining. "Blah blah end of the month muh bills surprisingly caught me off guard yet again, very emergency "

 

[Pargon]

Not really since this will lead him further astray into irreleavenacy as more people(including his "fans") will adbandon him for being boring and uninnovative nor will remember DSP in the future as we all grow up. I doubt that these morons will continue to donate daily income to a e-begger who won't changeat all and will continue beg for money for many years to come regardless of how much money they throw at him, also factoring in that they will also personal responsibilites as well to take care of (house,job,bills,etc.). He's pretty much living on borrow time as more people will just leave him for being boring and toxic.

Unfortunately, there's always some dweeb in the world turning thirteen whose parents have already put on their credit accounts. Phil seems to tap that juvenile-and-angry set pretty well, and some of them clearly look up to him (for a while); he's just like them only he's got his own house and a bitch he gets to bang every day and all he does is play video games for a living!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Not really since this will lead him further astray into irreleavenacy as more people(including his "fans") will adbandon him for being boring and uninnovative nor will remember DSP in the future as we all grow up. I doubt that these morons will continue to donate daily income to a e-begger who won't changeat all and will continue beg for money for many years to come regardless of how much money they throw at him, also factoring in that they will also personal responsibilites as well to take care of (house,job,bills,etc.). He's pretty much living on borrow time as more people will just leave him for being boring and toxic.

He's clearly just trying to mitigate anything that detractors can use against him. In turn, it's making him extremely stale in boring. If he wont rage people will become bored. If he keeps this taxes and bills shit up people will get also bored. None of his fans or anyone viewing him want to see the game or his skills, they want to see him fumble about being a complete moron.

Of course he's also trying his hardest not looking like a dumbass by clearly checking guides and having his hand held, which also leads to him being boring. I'm really surprised he still has a following outside the people wanting to make fun of him and seeing him be complete shit at games while whining.

He's completely lost on why people want to watch him because he wants to protect his ego and his 10 year legacy. He's starting to play it safe and is continuing to do his stupid youtube gimmick of playing new releases because there will always be his dumbass fans watching him. He will never evolve, but will devolve.
I'm tired.

 

[Comma]

It's better to burn out then to fade away. I at least admire Swaggins for burning and showing some passion. Phil dying a slow and painful death and is soon going to fade out.

Y-you're feeling it, don't you? You've... been through this...

Swagginz is turning to... the Light Syde.

1. Blindy follow or defend DSP and believe his every word;
2. Slowly start to doubt some of his actions;
3. Give him genuine feedback to get him to improve himself/his business because he did something stupid;
4. Realization DSP doesn't allow himself to be helped and burns bridges wherever he can;
5. DSP treats you like complete shit when you only tried to help him > full-on detractor mode.

I mean... we've seen this all before, haven't we? John Rambo, KingJezal, multiple of his followers/TKOH users (WOOF as latest example) and, most noticeably, @BSV.

 

[der rademacher]

Unfortunately, there's always some dweeb in the world turning thirteen whose parents have already put on their credit accounts. Phil seems to tap that juvenile-and-angry set pretty well, and some of them clearly look up to him (for a while); he's just like them only he's got his own house and a bitch he gets to bang every day and all he does is play video games for a living!

I guess they leave as soon as their tiny minds can comprehend that girls don't necessarily are into molefaced boys snorting, burping and farting while screaming at the Burger King clerk for handing them a Kids Meal with the wrong action figure included.

 

[BSV]

Y-you're feeling it, don't you? You've... been through this...

Swagginz is turning to... the Light Syde.

Yeah, it's either that or die by the force lightning of the emperor. I was in denial a long time

 

[Near]

It's better to burn out then to fade away. I at least admire Swaggins for burning and showing some passion. Phil dying a slow and painful death and is soon going to fade out.

Not before he outlives everything that's ever wronged him

 

[Draza]

Not before he outlives everything that's ever wronged him

In his current health? He'll be lucky to live to 50.

 

[gaarashatan]

Now that I think about it, I haven't watched too many TIHYDP's in the last year. I liked the PUBG ones. I thought this three part series for Marvel Infinite was great:

Trivia: the game flopped so fucking hard that Phil actually made it to the top 100 on PS4. It's not that Phil was just that good it was that there were so few people actually playing online that he made it.

Otherwise, the only other ones I enjoyed have been for the Game Grumps which really showcases how badly they've fallen since the Jon era.

people just get tired of watching someone fail over and over and over, and do the dumbest things. at first it was funny now its just boring as he complains about puzzles or a part of the story a 5 year old could solve. and i just cant help but think "GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT ALREADY" as he slowly understands the game, the story, the puzzles, the combat. and tries to cheese his way through anything and everything. patience is a human limit. and you can only be so patient watching someone bitch and moan about something so conceptually easy to understand all the whilst boasting about their intelligence. just want to close your eyes and rub the bridge of your nose.

remember how he always got hit in dark souls cause he spent all his stamina attacking in his windows of opportunity and then bitched about how he pressed dodge and showed everyone the controller. hes so deluded he thinks his controller is broken, but instead its just his understanding of the games mechanics.

phils stupidity used to get a rise out of me. how can one man be so fucking stupid i thought with an ego that is record breaking.

 

[Alxmir23]

Not before he outlives everything that's ever wronged him

he could be the last human on earth,he would still blame someone for failing to survive properly

In his current health? He'll be lucky to live to 50.

if he does live to 50,he will be in a wheelchair or a mobile cart

 

[Preferred Penne]

Then there’s this...

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Phil has bitch-tits, enormous, the way you think God’s as big.

I remember when that pic was first posted and somebody said that Phil has the same body type as their 75-year-old grandma. Maybe that's the latest scam: he's transitioning into an old lady so he can run a Social Security scam.

 

[FalsePositive]

I could see Swaggins burning out on Dark and formulating some gayops to troll him on his way out.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I remember when that pic was first posted and somebody said that Phil has the same body type as their 75-year-old grandma. Maybe that's the latest scam: he's transitioning into an old lady so he can run a Social Security scam.

Someone photoshopped his head and painted a black shirt over a picture of Miss Finster from Disney's Recess and swear to God you couldn't tell the difference, he truly is Darsyde Finster.