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"Diarrhea dump in my ear!"So I heard that Phil was shitting on Skrillex today:
10 years later and he's still stealing AVGN lines. He's well and truly stuck in 2008-2012.
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10 years later and he's still stealing AVGN lines. He's well and truly stuck in 2008-2012.
Surly Muppet
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But wait... I thought that Youtube was just an archive channel that makes next to nothing... and I thought people weren't watching the stream because of a secretly public tactical detractor op to drive people away...
Phil, the timing of this Twitlonger seems to heavily imply that all of these recent statements were... let met clutch my pearls here... a LIE.
Another oddity is that we're only a couple of months out from the dreaded tax revelations, and yet this beggary makes no mention of it as being an urgent issue.
JackDavis
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They weren't lies, the narrative just changed.
"Just when they think they have the answers, I change the questions. - Roddy Piper" - Phil Burnell
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i'm really enjoying KHIII
oh shit, my sides went off so fast they turned into tachyons
again, imagining phil in a few years going "HEY GUYS THANOS SNAP ARF ARF ARF" or something
LOOK GUIYSZ IF I SAY BIG CHUNGUS.. WILL YOU DONATE BITS? ITSNT THAT WHAT THE KIDS LIKE? - Phil circa 2023
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This is correct, and as mentioned in the Gin dreams thread, Phil's on pace for a Twitch take of ~$7500 this month, with ~$3200-3400 of that being tips. He's also going to be receiving his December Twitch payment of ~$16,000 in February.
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There’s a big thing I noticed about the boys club and I think it’s the reason Phil doesn’t interact with them all that much...
None of them have any respect for Phil asa creator. Especially Swagginz. He bought himself immunity in his early days and now all he does is shittalk every game Phil plays. There is no respect for Phil as a content creator or as a social influencer...
I think Dark missed his true calling, he should’ve been one of those guys trying desperately to sell get rich quick pyramid schemes to nudniks.
None of them have any respect for Phil asa creator. Especially Swagginz. He bought himself immunity in his early days and now all he does is shittalk every game Phil plays. There is no respect for Phil as a content creator or as a social influencer...
I think Dark missed his true calling, he should’ve been one of those guys trying desperately to sell get rich quick pyramid schemes to nudniks.
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Many people in the past have said he'd have made a good telemarketer or used car salesman and I agree with them.
Unfortunately he's also completely irascible which more or less makes him wrong for just about any job, especially those in sales.
kebab4you
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Is there any semi-complete list over what mobile games Phil has/is playing? Only seen passing mentions of one or two of them.
That Damned Tiger
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You gotta give Phil credit. Sometimes, or most times, he'll lack that basic amount of self-awareness needed to look inside.
SkippyLongbottom
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Wow, he's telling his fans to go out of their way just to give him money now. He didn't get the views and "interaction" he wanted so now he's wanting what few paypigs he has left to cough up some quarters to make up for it. Eat a dick.
der rademacher
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I hope that I'll stop laughing in two or three days. Ouch, my sides hurt.
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JackDavis
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I promise you there are kids out there yelling CMON MAN and THE GAME NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO DO THAT!
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IN THE NEAR FUTURE .......
"Good evening good evening, welcome to the Strea- I mean Burnell Automobile center, sorry old habit from my last jahb which I eventually unable to keep working at because some sick mentally I'll detractor lead by Tevin, Ackackack
Anyways, this 2008 manual car is great for you despite you dont drive manual, okay?
Just pressing buttons to set the car in D-gear is EASY, the hard part is to sit there and DRIVE THE RAW CAR MANUALLY, I'm serious guys, real talk
If you decide to buy this car you can pay by credit card or by cheque, but if you have the option to wonder GEE HOW CAN WE HELP PHIL BETTER, I prefer you to TIP ME on my stream, which I only do twice a week for 3 viewers now that my Channel is dead, I'll make you a mod to sweeten the deal, okay?
I really need you to buy it now, I need that money I really do I need that money, to pay my bills and buy post nasal drip medications and a new wig to cover my bald spot"
*SNORRRRRRRRT*
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I think that's what makes him so fascinating. "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct" is just such an insane and egotistical mantra that it's impossible not to want to see it proven wrong and foolish. The really surprising part though is how well it's worked out for him, sure he fucks himself over a lot with that mentality, but it should be much worse and somehow isn't. Pigroach luck I guess.
big ups liquid richard
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His skin is so pale, it practically does look grey in certain lighting conditions.
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An two years later he'll get kicked out, because he called one of the customers a dumb ass. I can just imagine it going REALLY well in the un-employment office.
"So dis dood, he was fully stupid, see? An he was actually one of dem detractors, see. They..They just cannot get off my case because, they hate seeing me actually being so awesome a..and..and actually nearly becoming the best employee"
"Sir, it says here you insulted one of the customers, then made bad Jew jokes and comments about your fellow workers, followed by yelling at your boss how you deserve better for winning..What is Street Fighter 2?"
"See, dese detractors are everywhere dood! An, have I ever told you about my mad gaming skillz? I used to be really awesome, but then these trolls ruined my day. Lemme tell you how I won this tournament...He-hey! Why are you leaving! Come back here you stupid bitch! Hey! Gimme some money! Can you gimma some money dood?"
Drip Feed
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oh man you could shine that up real good soon,
Slander Man
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Hair club for men should sponsor esports
der rademacher
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The moment when a cam records one of his followers from elementary school going all "Extra homework? For me? ME? BULLSHIT! THIS IS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU! WHAT? APOLOGIZE? WHY WOULD I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU, YOU MORON? YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS! ACKACKACK! Really, this pisses me off!" on their teacher? Priceless. For everything else you've got Kiwi Farms.
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hi, i'm phil burnell for hair club for men
you may know me from my forth place win over ten years ago from a tourney that used a shitty port of a fighting game
i used to be like you, thinning on top, okay?
nothing i could do, i did everything right, i did nothing wrong
male pattern baldness is a begginer's trap dood!!!
but then i """"""""""discovered"""""""""" hair club for men
*SNORT*
and my hair has been fuller ever since
it's a simple 108 step program, first you gotta go to the bathroom
then you gotta open up the cabinet your product is in
then you gotta take the product out of it's box
then you gotta...
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