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DSP went to a private catholic school that focused on athletics, so it was probably like my school where I graduated top ten despite not showing up at all senior year except for football practice. It’s not that big of an accomplishment, really, and I’m not surprised DSP could be first of his high school class. Especially since he didn’t play sports and I imagine his parents kept a close watch on him and had “homework time” and all that.

Get his college transcripts for a more accurate representation of his intellectual abilities, but DSP isn’t “slow”. Probably brighter than average, really, but needs highly structured environments to do well. He’s just an awkward fruitcake and you’re seeing him revert back to childishness because I don’t think he has any sort of social life outside of streaming. I do not think Kat is that involved with him.

him trying to figure out games and easy puzzles doesnt convince me that hes brighter than average

DSP has honestly tried and had become better in the last three years

dont think anyone wants that smoke blown up their ass. im surprised if phil doesnt bitch, moan, or complain about something every half hour to hour
 
[2019-01-30 04:29:03 UTC] flattestsoup: Phil there's a mickey on the garage roof
[2019-01-30 04:33:01 UTC] flattestsoup: On the garage roof
[2019-01-30 04:33:39 UTC] flattestsoup: That's what the guide said
[2019-01-30 04:34:18 UTC] flattestsoup: far right corner of the roof it sais
[2019-01-30 04:36:51 UTC] flattestsoup: There's supposed to be another mickey at the front door. look for his head made out of leaves
[2019-01-30 04:46:29 UTC] flattestsoup: Mickey behind the checkout counter to the right of the entrance near the cash register.



He's not even cheering to do it. But chat is so slow tonight that Phil just stares at it until he reads the message.
Let me guess, not even a single

"Thanks for the tip, flattestoup."
 
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So I heard that Phil was shitting on Skrillex today:

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I happen to be a fan of EDM and listen to it regularly, so naturally I looked up the song Phil was venomously laying into. My search brought me to a video on YouTube featuring the song. This one image from that video stuck with me for some reason:

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Maybe it was the fact that that I was watching a successful person do what they love for people that love them, and enjoying every second of it.

Maybe it was the fact that Phil is a scrapping by con-artist, doing what he now hates for an audience that mainly watches him ironically, and is miserable every second he's not on camera acting like an complete court jester.

Probably both, to be honest.
 
Sidenote: He just sang a few bars of that Lazytown song "It's a Picece of Cake to Bake a Pretty Cake". Now, I point this out because Phil is brain dead when it comes to a lot of pop culture references and memes. He's way to old to have watched Lazytown and I can't see him watching the Lil Jon remix to the point that it would just spring to mind. So why does he know THAT one? Ponder that for a while...

EDIT: We got a water bottle crush. Right into the mic. My theory is either scrapped, or I'm thinking Phil caught up on the thread. He did not make a production of it despite the fact that he is going full muppet mode.

Didn't he at some point during the holiday season make mention of the fact that he and Kat were watching Rugrats together? There's been mention of him having her watch Looney Tunes DVDs with him as well. But y'know Kingdom Hearts of all things is the straw that breaks the khamel's bad back. I have a funny feeling his endless stream of nostalgia movie picks with seemingly no interest in anything modern probably extends to all his general entertainment outside of wrestling. He's already stuck in the past determined to avoid the reality of the here and now so an incessant loop of pre-teen DSP cartoon/kiddy show faves running in the The House of Snort is about exactly what I'd expect from him.

Videogames don't seem to count cause that's just his dayjahb.
 
I give it a year tops before there's enough hair gone that he can't even try to pretend that he's not losing his hair.

“So. Yeah. RogainetheBlameGame cheered and...it’s a troll but ok...made a joke about my hair. Well, it’s like this. Ok. I wear headphones! All day! My gaming headset is this big huge thing and it rubs my head! So...what I’ve learned...is that if you wear stuff on your head like hats or headsets for gaming or, y’know, whatever...then it makes you lose your hair! So that’s why I have a bald spot even though it’s not TECHNICALLY a bald spot! It’s just where my scalp has, y’know, been rubbed raw for so long. But the lady who cuts my hair said she knows a few tricks, yeah? Some tricks to...y’know, reverse it. Sounds good?”

I ain’t role playing snorts. I ain’t got time for that.
 
Called it.
I think it'll be interesting to see how Phil's going to act once he hits the point where Twitch earnings won't be processed in time for when his April payment is due. If Twitch keeps the money for two months, that should be around/after the beginning of February.
At that point it doesn't matter how much Twitch makes him, and he'll be fully depending on tips, direct donations, Patreon and Youtube earnings. With Twitch being his biggest source of income, that should be interesting to watch.

You're so very predictable, DSP.

Fun fact: he's received at least over $3000 in tips alone in January.
The past 7 streams (early + late streams) he didn't cross the $60 mark, with the exception of the late stream of January 26th, getting a total of $229 for that stream due to a single $200 donation.
 
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