Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[bowow]

More likely she's exceptional and loves to be one:

3 year old and already the size of a planet? Damn

 

[Nurse of Steel]

As much as I want to sympathize with someone who has a past of issues like her, I can't because of the fact she can't seem to learn from any of her mistakes and continues to use it to justify her laziness...at 30. Especially the grossly horrifying things she so freely loves to discuss to the public.

 

[Aguas Locas]

Cow crossover?
Also, Staph, you were sending threats to people using ebonics and google translated spanish and tried to run away with it. Besides the whole ghost fucking serial killers, you were harassing people, then claimed to be "possesed".

>Getting poems and underage fanart calling you daddy
>Saying you're ace and aro, but lusting for troon birbs out loud
>Online flirting

Maybe because he wouldn't find you attractive at all, as he liked cis female slender brunettes. Can't work with a proper fanfiction that way.

 

[PT 522]

"It's really gross to assume that killers and abusers are ugly"
- Dangerhair with eye bags that can be seen from space

What a world we live in.

 

[NoFeline]

I can't believe in this case "serious criminal" is DOWNPLAYING what her husbandos did.
She can't even admit to these people she wants to fuck serial killers. JFC.

 

[lamp shade]

“The big 3”

She’s about to claim Bundy.

Also, spirits of fictional characters?
Uh. What?

 

[Aguas Locas]

“The big 3”

She’s about to claim Bundy.

It seems Staph is disliking him even more for being a white male, with republican inclinations who got away for being white and handsome. We won't be seeing Bundy near her harem, too privileged for her taste.

 

[Meowthkip]

But how do these two feel about that one chick that's in love with Louis the XIV?

I MUST KNOW.

 

[Crocophile]

Spoiler: Poor Steph, so many issues

With a sweet cherry on top:

Oh I absolutely believe there's something very wrong with Staph. I believe she's got these issues, or at the very least believes she has them to a point she might as well. I'm not calling that into question. What it is that makes her awful is her just refusing to be accountable for her own behavior, much less her own life. Plenty of these health problems impair quality of life, it's true. But you can't use them to just deflect away any criticism of your behavior. Your extra wide urethra doesn't mean pissing on your parent's dishes isn't gross and the fact you have panic attacks doesn't mean you get to call people who disagree with you niggers.

Like, example from tard wrangling; There are spergs who are so hypersensitive that taking a shower is physically painful to them because of the water pressure, but guess what they can still take a lukewarm bath! In Steph's case she can't take a shower so she thinks she shouldn't have to instead of just nutting up and taking a bath. She doesn't want help taking a bath, she doesn't want a rail to hold onto, or a special scrubbing brush for people with bad joints, she just wants to be excused from the basic personal hygiene club altogether. I mean it's literally true, but it's also a metaphor for her gross entitlement.

Steph we know you read this. Plenty of the people here also are 'spoonies' by your definition but we still take baths. We make fun of you not because we are all privileged shower takers, but because you refuse to take a bath and you smell. Stop arguing that stink is a social construct and go buy a damned sponge. They come in cat shapes.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This was on a video about people who claim they've been to hell:

 

[Aguas Locas]

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>Regular Agares

Agares is described in grimoires such as the Livre des Esperitz (as Agarat), the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum, the Lesser Key of Solomon, and the Dictionnaire Infernal as a duke "under the power of the east," an "old man, riding upon a crocodile, and carrieng a hawke on his fist" who teaches languages, stops and retrieves runaway persons, causes earthquakes, and grants noble titles.

>Agares imagined by Steph

Another big tiddy anime waifu who will lust after her.

Who will be next to be made a troon or wahmen?

 

[Slutpuppies]

Agares sounds pretty metal, Steph is a classic Suethor though. Can't have your hypothetical love interests have any of the traits take make them interesting, cause they gotta be your snugglebunny.

 

[cogsworth]

I hope she gets that hat. We know from keeping an eye on the political climate that people get beat down for wearing plain red hats in the wrong place, Blair White wore a real one to a protest and got pushed around and stomped on hard enough to split her nails and make them bleed.

Steph waddling around in a hat intentionally meant to look like a MAGA hat, looking like the exact stereotype people picture (fat, uneducated, smelly, loud, semi-re.tarded) and clearly incapable of self defense due to aforementioned stereotype traits is going to get her shit kicked in.

"I was attacked by Christian Bigots for wearing my MASA hat" saga when?

 

[lamp shade]

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No, get a job and buy your own stupid hats.

 

[White bubblegum]

I hope she gets that hat. We know from keeping an eye on the political climate that people get beat down for wearing plain red hats in the wrong place, Blair White wore a real one to a protest and got pushed around and stomped on hard enough to split her nails and make them bleed.

Steph waddling around in a hat intentionally meant to look like a MAGA hat, looking like the exact stereotype people picture (fat, uneducated, smelly, loud, semi-re.tarded) and clearly incapable of self defense due to aforementioned stereotype traits is going to get her shit kicked in.

"I was attacked by Christian Bigots for wearing my MASA hat" saga when?

I thought the Blair White think was a hoax or a set up or something?

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

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New gender name? I can't keep up.

 

[cogsworth]

I thought the Blair White think was a hoax or a set up or something?

No as far as I'm aware Blair was walking around a very liberal area in a MAGA hat, walked straight into an unscheduled protest, and a man pushed her down and stomped on her hand breaking off a couple of her nails.

She was clearly being an instigator but it's still pretty fucked to do that over a hat.

 

[80's Dad]

I don't think we're going to have to worry about Steph getting beat up over a fake MAGA hat on account that she can't afford to buy it because even thinking about work makes her eat hand sanitizer and she never goes outside anyway. She should think twice about getting a MAGA look a like anyway because no one is going to get close enough to her to see it's some dumb shit about satanism and just assume she was a Trump supporter.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Wearing a fake MAGA hat is stupid anyway from a style standpoint, it doesn't go with much more than like, shitty walmart clothes.

Okay, so that may work for her, but whatever she's still stupid.

 

[Crocophile]

I don't think Steph needs to worry about getting beaten up over a hat because she doesn't go outside.