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The "reason" is apparently to prove that small men exist beyond the age of 35.
 
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This has got to be a troll or something right?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ye...i-kissed-a-woman-that-wasn’t-my-mother.97668/

I don’t want this to sound like a poor man’s erotica or anything. I could go in graphic detail but I don’t wanna make the mods angry. It’s just…. She kissed me and it was the first time in my life where a woman kissed me. I felt tingles and sensations jump up and down all my spine. It was also the first time where I actually felt a woman’s breasts. It’s one thing to watch a sex scene of somebody touching a woman’s breasts. It’s one to read a scene about touching a woman’s breasts. But the real thing? OHMYGOD. They felt so soft and squishy yet firm. I’ve always wondered how do they feel and man… they feel AMAZING.
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Nope said:
This has got to be a troll or something right?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/yesterday-was-the-first-time-in-my-life-when-i-kissed-a-woman-that-wasn’t-my-mother.97668/
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One day he'll strike it really lucky and touch a real true woman's girldick.

Also they have a thread about Liam Neeson. Any deviation from the 'true' facts, that Neeson is an irredeemable cunt, one step worse than Ted Bundy, gets a ban. I did like this reply though, which skewers Reeeeee very nicely.

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JuanLee said:
One day he'll strike it really lucky and touch a real true woman's girldick.

Also they have a thread about Liam Neeson. Any deviation from the true facts, that Neeson is an irredeemable cunt, one step worse than Ted Bundy, gets a ban. I did like this reply though, which skewers Reeeeee very nicely.

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I don't think that's fair. Revenge makes people irrational jackasses who only want to torture and kill people for the smallest slights and causes them to despise anyone who thinks that's overkill by deeming them enemies worthy of death and disgrace.

Then again, I just described ResetERA and Liam Neeson, except the latter had the good sense to realize that was a horrible way to live.
 
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Poor Choices said:
SweetNicole is apparently really invested in disproving men are stronger than women and has researched this extensively
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"There are no significant studies that show men have a competitive advantage over women" LMAO you can't make that shit up. And an awesome detail here is that even if a study like that came out it would promptly be disregarded as bigoted and therefore irrelevant.

I've been following ERA day one and this is the single most hilarious shit they have posted yet. Bravo SweetNicole.
 
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Beardfish said:
"There are no significant studies that show men have a competitive advantage over women" LMAO you can't make that shit up. And an awesome detail here is that even if a study like that came out it would promptly be disregarded as bigoted and therefore irrelevant.

I've been following ERA day one and this is the single most hilarious shit they have posted yet. Bravo SweetNicole.
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I wonder how much of this man's life he put in to just ending up running a forum where he can say shit that fucking stupid without anyone being able to contradict him or point out that he's a man.
 
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JuanLee said:
Also they have a thread about Liam Neeson. Any deviation from the 'true' facts, that Neeson is an irredeemable cunt, one step worse than Ted Bundy, gets a ban. I did like this reply though, which skewers Reeeeee very nicely.
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If you read that Neeson story and your take on it is that he's racist, you should probably consider suicide for the sake of mankind. It's honestly baffling how viscerally people are reacting to a story about the dangers of reacting viscerally.
 
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"Practically" my ass. Just above the knee is not "practically" right below the crotch.
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What if you lost your thighs during a forum resettlement?

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What the fuck is that?
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It's a stadium.

Why do they always put zero effort into trying to pass? Drag queens put in more effort and they aren't demanding to be called ma'am.

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And not at all sweet.

You'd look at this thing and immediately want to vomit.
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So the correct name would be Lovecraftian Horror Nicole?
 
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JuanLee said:
One day he'll strike it really lucky and touch a real true woman's girldick.

Also they have a thread about Liam Neeson. Any deviation from the 'true' facts, that Neeson is an irredeemable cunt, one step worse than Ted Bundy, gets a ban. I did like this reply though, which skewers Reeeeee very nicely.

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That. Is. Rich. I guess they have a point about "false equivalencies," James Gunn's tweets versus Liam Neeson skulking around UK pubs like an irish Jack the Ripper, rope in hand. This was a heroic account seppuku and he only got 3 days, based samurai poster.
 
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