Lovequest 26 November 2014- Chris Asks for Advice on How to be A Slut

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Flufflehugs said:
Chris-Chan Sonichu and Collossal Chan are now tomgirls.
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Ohhhhhhh man!!! This makes me ALMOST wanna commission a Tomgirl Collosal Chan comic page! I cannot imagine how hilarious it'd be with his art style.

(Thanks to the Audiobooks I noticed he misspells colossal as "Collosal" in the comics thus the reader pronounces it as "co-lo-zal". Too funny!)

Edit: Also thanks Fluffle for asking for us! Very cool of you.
 
SOINCHU said:
(Thanks to the Audiobooks I noticed he misspells colossal as "Collosal" in the comics thus the reader pronounces it as "co-lo-zal". Too funny!)
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Oh totally, the audiobooks were great with stuff like that.
 
Abilene said:
Chris is a true believer. He thinks maybe somebody will give the PS Quadruple this Christmas. After all, his inner child always dictates his actions. In every bad way possible.
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He also always wanted Santa to bring him a sweetheart.

It would have been funny if Bob and Barb had ordered Chris a mail-order bride, wrapped her up in a box and set it under the tree, and then have her burst out wearing a wedding dress on Christmas morning :).

DracoRincewind said:
This came up a couple years ago on another site that discussed Chris. First thing is these women do have standards. Sometimes low, but nowhere near Chris low. But even if he did find some women with standards low enough to consider Chris he would still not be able to afford it. Including everything it can easily break past the $10,000 mark.
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Yeah, I think he'd need to look "outside of the box." Russia and Thailand have too much demand and not enough desperation to have an affordable option for Chris. And he'd write off all of sub-Saharan Africa (because darkies). So maybe Paraguay or Moldova, and the woman would already need to have some sort of unwanted genetic deformity like
autism.
 
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Holdek said:
Yeah, I think he'd need to look "outside of the box." Russia and Thailand have too much demand and not enough desperation to have an affordable option for Chris. And he'd write off all of sub-Saharan Africa (because darkies). So maybe Paraguay or Moldova, and the woman would already need to have some sort of unwanted genetic deformity like
autism.
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I'd say North Korea or Cambodia.
 
Anustart said:
I like how he's spent 14 years trying to get just one non-imaginary woman to be attracted to him but now he's decided there are tips out there that could help him attract multitudes of them.
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Well, given how little he gets of what he expects, he'd have to be expecting a tugboatload of women if he was ever gonna get just one.

ToroidalBoat said:
With the recent sperm bank fiasco, I wouldn't be surprised if it is.
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Divide and conquer. He's achieved china, now the next step is getting Crystal into a womb. Then he needs a housekeeper...

John Freeman said:
or tell him clean homes attract lesbians.
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And Chris then thinks, "But who'll clean my house? I'm busy rescuing CWCville from the blue-armed menace, so I guess I'll need... a woman."

No chicken, no egg. No egg, nothing for his navy to fertilize.
 
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timtommy said:
But people don't always hook up with people they are particularly sexually attracted to. Sometimes they just have sex with someone because they want sex and that is the sex that is available. I don't think it is particularly likely, but I also don't think it is impossible that if Chris starts putting time and effort into being at the right place at the right time, he could stumble into a night of drunk, instantly regretted sex.
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EXACTLY. Chris portrays his minimum standards as being a 9/10 but if there was free sex on offer I think two legs and a pulse would quickly become his only requirement. He'd even fuck a black girl and then crow about how that makes him not racist. Chris is slowly becoming more outgoing, he's frequenting bars and events, where, it is increasingly likely he will encounter people with his kind of standards. Remember, Chris is only unique to us because he's the only Chris Chan we have but there are more out there. All he has to do is run into an ugly ass girl who's desperate for attention. All she has to do is ask for his name, smile once and give him her phone number. He'll lavish attention on her feeding her desire for it and eventually extremely ugly sex will happen. I honestly think it'll just be a matter of time. I mean it's Virginia, Chris is hardly the only autistic, overweight, white trash bible basher who's desperate for meaningful human contact.
 
LazarusOwenhart said:
EXACTLY. Chris portrays his minimum standards as being a 9/10 but if there was free sex on offer I think two legs and a pulse would quickly become his only requirement. He'd even fuck a black girl and then crow about how that makes him not racist. Chris is slowly becoming more outgoing, he's frequenting bars and events, where, it is increasingly likely he will encounter people with his kind of standards. Remember, Chris is only unique to us because he's the only Chris Chan we have but there are more out there. All he has to do is run into an ugly ass girl who's desperate for attention. All she has to do is ask for his name, smile once and give him her phone number. He'll lavish attention on her feeding her desire for it and eventually extremely ugly sex will happen. I honestly think it'll just be a matter of time. I mean it's Virginia, Chris is hardly the only autistic, overweight, white trash bible basher who's desperate for meaningful human contact.
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I agree with your general idea, but while Chris is getting out more, he's not getting out enough.
 
LazarusOwenhart said:
EXACTLY. Chris portrays his minimum standards as being a 9/10 but if there was free sex on offer I think two legs and a pulse would quickly become his only requirement. He'd even fuck a black girl and then crow about how that makes him not racist. Chris is slowly becoming more outgoing, he's frequenting bars and events, where, it is increasingly likely he will encounter people with his kind of standards. Remember, Chris is only unique to us because he's the only Chris Chan we have but there are more out there. All he has to do is run into an ugly ass girl who's desperate for attention. All she has to do is ask for his name, smile once and give him her phone number. He'll lavish attention on her feeding her desire for it and eventually extremely ugly sex will happen. I honestly think it'll just be a matter of time. I mean it's Virginia, Chris is hardly the only autistic, overweight, white trash bible basher who's desperate for meaningful human contact.
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The problem with that is if she is capable of making the first move, she is probably capable of landing a better fish than Chris. And if she is really lonely enough so that the attentions of Chris would be welcome, she probably isn't the type to make contact.

And that is a pre-tomgirl phenomenon. Transvestites appeal to a small subset of the population. They belong to a sub-culture where being flamboyant and outgoing is valued to the point of being necessary.

I see the appeal in your argument. It boils down to the fact that there are lots of lonely people out there who are starving for attention. And Chris has lots of attention to give and is not picky who he gives it to. It almost seems like there must be a way for that to work. It's a nice idea in principle, but life doesn't really work that way. In fact, I think Chris' reasoning for the attraction sign was remarkably similar to that.

The other problem is, I can't see that lasting. Chris is a child, from a mental and emotional perspective. If by chance some lonely awkward girl thinks she will be alone forever, then meets Chris and thinks "Oh there is a man(?) who will have me", she might go on a couple dates with him, but will quickly conclude alone forever is better.
 
timtommy said:
The problem with that is if she is capable of making the first move, she is probably capable of landing a better fish than Chris. And if she is really lonely enough so that the attentions of Chris would be welcome, she probably isn't the type to make contact.
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This is a point that Chris has missed. In order to be approached, you need to make yourself approachable. You need to look like a fun, outgoing, friendly and confident person - in fact, paradoxically, you need to look like the sort of person who doesn't need someone else to make the first move. You need to sell people on the belief that you are someone worth asking out. Chris' approach of "sit there and wait" offers nothing to a prospective sweetheart. He doesn't have looks and doesn't demonstrate any qualities like intelligence, a sense of humour, a caring nature or anything else that might make him attractive.

And that is a pre-tomgirl phenomenon. Transvestites appeal to a small subset of the population.
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And most of that subset is male.

The other problem is, I can't see that lasting. Chris is a child, from a mental and emotional perspective. If by chance some lonely awkward girl thinks she will be alone forever, then meets Chris and thinks "Oh there is a man(?) who will have me", she might go on a couple dates with him, but will quickly conclude alone forever is better.
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Exactly. If you are the sort of person who's looking for a partner in order to avoid being left on your own, then what you're probably looking for is a sense of mutual security. Chris doesn't offer that, he wants to be pampered and supported with occasional sexing. He doesn't offer emotional support other than saying "I love you" now and again. He doesn't even offer financial security.
 
The idea that Chris is going to attract a sweetheart in his current state is ludicrous, no matter how low standards she has. Yes, there is probably someone in Virginia who would have him, but he's never going to go out and find her. Even if he does, remember she has to date him; Be around him pretty regularly, if not move in with him, deal with his financial issues, his medical issues, his psychological issues...as we've found from this very wiki/forum, Chris gets far worse with regular exposure and he's not the type to curb his actions to make someone else more comfortable.

Never mind that most of the girls who would have him, especially in Hicksville, are probably looking for support (financial, emotional, whatever). The level of support Chris needs basically precludes him from ever attracting one of those girls.
 
Chris wants to know how to attract a lesbian? That's easy. You've got to be female! Looks like that part is working against Chris. No matter how much he calls himself a woman, he still has the equipment of a man.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Exactly. If you are the sort of person who's looking for a partner in order to avoid being left on your own, then what you're probably looking for is a sense of mutual security. Chris doesn't offer that, he wants to be pampered and supported with occasional sexing. He doesn't offer emotional support other than saying "I love you" now and again. He doesn't even offer financial security.
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Well, Chris would probably never leave somebody as long as they were willing to have him. He would also declare that fairly early on in a relationship. He also tends to communicate fairly constantly with someone he is interested in who is willing to communicate back. Those are things which some women, if they are insecure, might value. Emotional support comes in different forms. I think Chris does offer a particular, weird type of emotional support. Somewhat similar to the type of emotional support a dog offers.
 
SOINCHU said:
Ohhhhhhh man!!! This makes me ALMOST wanna commission a Tomgirl Collosal Chan comic page! I cannot imagine how hilarious it'd be with his art style.
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Why Tomgirl Collosal Chan when you can have Tomgirl Sailor Moon Chan instead?
 
ManicStreetPreacher said:
I'm not A-Logging, but if Chris pulled a 180 and accepted men as sexual/romantic partners I'm sure he would get frequent sex. I remember years ago a gay friend of mine telling me all about like cottaging and gay bathhouses or saunas. He was always going to them and having sex with multiple partners on the same night.
From what he said being picky wasn't really an issue in those situations.
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I'm sure even most gay guys prefer their men to look good and have good hygiene too you know.
 
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