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Equinox_ said:
Every time Phil cries about people getting sponsored to play games, and how they're basically all shills. I like to think about what would happen if he did get sponsored like they did. He'd be praising the game non-stop, his face would be brown instead of just his nose.

But he's honest and real unlike those shills. They just care about the money and kissing a dev's ass.
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Just watch his sponsored stream of ELO Hell (or wth it was called).
The game was an unfinished piece of garbage and he praised it non-stop.
 
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“According to the chinese astrology , 2019 is a great year to make money, and a good year to invest! 2019 is going to be full of joy, a year of friendship and love for all the zodiac signs; an auspicious year because the Pig attracts success in all the spheres of life.”

But dear Phillip was born on the year of the Water Dog. What does 2019 hold in store for the dog you ask?
“Dog - This year count only on your own efforts in order to succeed.”

Ouch. That doesn’t bode well for DSP.

But what does being born in 1982 tell us about Phil... the results may shock you (or be unsurprising with how accurate it is)

“Water dogs born in 1982 are generally benevolent and live a smooth life with the promotion of the benefactors. As the people who are best at foresight, they absorbedly lay the foundation of future life. They have the ordinary luck in youth and work hard but their luck changes better in the middle age and they often get the help from the benefactors, so they have the birth chart of great minds maturing slowly.”

Well then, oh there is more?

“In terms of love, water dogs are easily controlled by love; they are often whole-hearted to their lover and cannot pull out. However, water dogs are too emotional, even a bit selfish, because they are self-centered and often ignore the feelings of their lover. So water dogs need to communicate more with their lover and think more about the other's feelings to be accepted by their lover.”

Christ... this is fucking scary now. Hang on I’ll pull you back in and make you LOL, for it can’t all be accurate.

“Water dogs are very good at managing money matters; they can make the best use of their money, and they often make the detailed arrangements in advance for the future development. They are expert in making money and they may have stable incomes even if they cannot make a fortune.”

Well actually, aside from shit management, it’s fairly accurate come to think of it. Damn Chinese and their infinite wisdom.

Hopefully this brightened up your Lunar New Year!
 
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Alxmir23 said:
celebrating his birthday all week long...like hes a kid of some shit
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Kids actually do that? Is it something I missed as a kid or is this a new thing for modern day kids?

Cpt_Autismo said:
I think Phil's ego is still hurt by the comedy skits people used to make about his inability to do basic things (don't mean the normal TIHYDP or detractor video). That's why he keeps insisting to be real adult with real adult knowledge and is never wrong. And that everyone is just stupid if they don't parot his opinion.
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Welp, he's still going about his EVO shit from 2004 or still salty about Matt and Patt making fun of his stupid ass. Hell, I'm pretty sure Phill holds a grudge at some dude who didn't deliver his pizza on time or forgot what type of coffee likes at the Starbucks.
 
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Cpt_Autismo said:
I think Phil's ego is still hurt by the comedy skits people used to make about his inability to do basic things (don't mean the normal TIHYDP or detractor video). That's why he keeps insisting to be real adult with real adult knowledge and is never wrong. And that everyone is just stupid if they don't parot his opinion.
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The Slowbeef/Retsupurae video?
 
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I know this is rhetorical, but if DSP was really so hard up for money that paying for all these games is expensive, then why not get a PSNow subscription and just play those games?
 
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Salubrious said:
I know this is rhetorical, but if DSP was really so hard up for money that paying for all these games is expensive, then why not get a PSNow subscription and just play those games?
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Are you kidding? Phil rationalized why he buys digitally; physical copies barely get any store credit so he doesn’t bother.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but, “barely any store credit,” is better than, “non-refundable,” right? I think he’s just too fucking lazy to go to Gamestop.
 
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Cpt_Autismo said:
I meant the DSP tries it parody videos. I know they are trying to portray him as stupid as possible but sometimes I think he is really that stupid.
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I think slowbeef and retsupurae were the ones that did the first parody video. It was something like "A day in the life of Darksydephil". It, and the "Colonel, I can't stop drowning" video were my introduction to Phil back in 2013 or so.

thebonesauce said:
Are you kidding? Phil rationalized why he buys digitally; physical copies barely get any store credit so he doesn’t bother.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but, “barely any store credit,” is better than, “non-refundable,” right? I think he’s just too fucking lazy to go to Gamestop.
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Sorta like how "only $500" of rent on the CT condo would be better than "nothing" too.
 
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thebonesauce said:
Are you kidding? Phil rationalized why he buys digitally; physical copies barely get any store credit so he doesn’t bother.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but, “barely any store credit,” is better than, “non-refundable,” right? I think he’s just too fucking lazy to go to Gamestop.
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He also claimed that the Gamestop/gamestore was "too far away". A Google maps search shows the closest Gamestop to him is literally a 10-minute drive away.
 
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thebonesauce said:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but, “barely any store credit,” is better than, “non-refundable,” right? I think he’s just too fucking lazy to go to Gamestop.
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Sorta like how "only $500" of rent on the CT condo would be better than "nothing" too.
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DSP is having issues with money because he sees everything as barely having any effect. He could be bringing in more money but won't do it. He could be spending less money but won't do it.
 
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Salubrious said:
I know this is rhetorical, but if DSP was really so hard up for money that paying for all these games is expensive, then why not get a PSNow subscription and just play those games?
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He doesn't use the subscriptions he has now. He gets how many free games a month with ps plus and xbox live and has never touched one of them as far as I know. Sure if it is a AAA game he probably already bought it, but considering he does indy marathons 2-3 times a year he could save money by just playing whatever free games he had gotten the last 4-6 months
 
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JamFlowMan said:
He doesn't use the subscriptions he has now. He gets how many free games a month with ps plus and xbox live and has never touched one of them as far as I know. Sure if it is a AAA game he probably already bought it, but considering he does indy marathons 2-3 times a year he could save money by just playing whatever free games he had gotten the last 4-6 months
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I forgot he had those.

Any of those free games look interesting this month?


Edit: I turned away from my computer to watch Tombstone, and turn back to DSP performing two handed simulated fellatio.

What the fuck did I miss?

Double Edit: He said that he had zero money in his bank account, yet he is still taking tomorrow off. When someone suggested that he play Apex tomorrow, he kept spelling out 'Thursday' in (sadly only one of) the most patronizing manners I've ever heard.

Why is he talking tomorrow off to run errands if he has zero dollars? Why can't he play only the night stream tomorrow? Why do I keep asking these questions like there's any sort of legit answer?
 
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