Containment Random Chris Updates

I wonder what weird backwoods old timey excuses Barb makes for Chris that he uses as a shield. She's definitely made a field of them over the past 30 years. A lot of them are probably to excuse her shitty parenting, but telling Chris he's an 80s child and back then you didn't have all that "me too" shit definitely just gives him a pass in his mind.
 
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dacwcman68 said:
Chris never fails to amaze me with his inability to comprehend the English language. I’m half expecting him to end most posts with random quips like “got tard cum?”
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i shouldn't be surprised though, he thinks being introverted and born in the 80s makes him unable to act normal
normal introverted people usually know what's socially acceptable, they just rather be alone. not just put on a dress and kiss and touch everyone they see
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
As long as you're making excuses, you'll never get better. Chris is getting better at being around people like Michael Jackson is getting better at being around boys.
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You do know MJ is about 10 years dead now, right famalamz? Lololol. :heart-full:

Ergo, yes I think he has gotten better at being around boys, if you believe he really did anything bad like that.

(Also, RIP.)
 
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SpineySonichu said:
How does Chris do with horror games?
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According to the CWCki and his PSN profile, he owns or has owned several of the Resident Evil games (1, 3, 5, 6, Revelations, Umbrella Chronicles and Darkside Chronicles), the first Fatal Frame, Dead Space 1, Dead Space Ignition, Siren: Blood Curse, the licensed Saw game, and some indie horror games like AMY and Closure, but he's never talked about them. His PSN statistics indicate he's never touched most of those games, save for RE5, Dead Space Ignition, and Saw, and he's never finished them. I assume that they're just too much for him to handle, either in terms of scariness or difficulty.
 
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lol Chris never changes, I love when he does his hamhanded attempts at pretending to offer support/encouragement to other people by complaining about his own problems. Sprinkle that with a bit of the Royal Weston haughtiness "should I choose to", "what's your excuse" etc.

Christopher Christian Christine Ricardo Weston Boyeln Chandler, always the fabulous victim. "Look how Awesome I am...oh wait, but Feel Sorry for Me too".
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
lol Chris never changes, I love when he does his hamhanded attempts at pretending to offer support/encouragement to other people by complaining about his own problems. Sprinkle that with a bit of the Royal Weston haughtiness "should I choose to", "what's your excuse" etc. Christopher Christian Christine Ricardo Weston Boyeln Chandler, always the fabulous victim.
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Yeah, and didn't Justin tell Chris he was banned permanently from every attending TMG?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Yeah, and didn't Justin tell Chris he was banned permanently from every attending TMG?
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Justin said they'd cut ties completely when he gave his side of the story, and Chris had a bitch fit at him over it. I don't know if Chris wound up permabanned, but it wouldn't surprise me.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
According to the CWCki and his PSN profile, he owns or has owned several of the Resident Evil games (1, 3, 5, 6, Revelations, Umbrella Chronicles and Darkside Chronicles), the first Fatal Frame, Dead Space 1, Dead Space Ignition, Siren: Blood Curse, the licensed Saw game, and some indie horror games like AMY and Closure, but he's never talked about them. His PSN statistics indicate he's never touched most of those games, save for RE5, Dead Space Ignition, and Saw, and he's never finished them. I assume that they're just too much for him to handle, either in terms of scariness or difficulty.
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He is a hoarder, just as much as Barbara. It only took a month for his new room to become cluttered to the point that his video backgrounds were a jumble of pre-teen pop culture. This is just more hoarding but with digital media.
 
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I mean he learned his lesson last time so there's no chance it'll happen again right?
Chris said:
One Question: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? A peck on the cheek from a Celebrity that One Likes, Positively Mind You, Is NOT OFFENSIVE To Me. What Really Ticks Me Off is that ANY Displays of Likes and Affection is VIEWED AS TABOO AND MORE OFFENSIVE Than BLOODY, GOREY VIOLENCE.

And HOW do I Feel after all of the LOVE and POSITIVITY I had been finding and giving back and sharing around, it all turned around against me in One Felt Swoop? I Feel Emotionally Hungover and like a load of crap. [15]

I am going to Tell ALL OF YOU Hater Trolls Something, RIGHT NOW! I WILL Remain Optimistic and Open-Hearted, and I am NOT Going to FAIL! I have the LOVE of my REAL Positive and Kind People and Fans, and I have the LOVE of my Partners: Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo, Here!

They are Right Here with me, and they Directly, Offline, Communicate With Me Always. And More Importantly, I Love Them All, and They Love Me Truly. This Is Real. ⚡️❤️❤️⚡️[16]
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This is how he was talking in June of last year, and even though the merge didn't happen he still holds fast to this belief. It's like, there's stupid, and then there's Chris.
 
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