Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[RoLoKo]

So is Jack offended by the South Carolina Gamecocks?

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Jack doesn't like cock, yeah right.. What's the point of these ''reviews'' anyway? They always seem to order the same deep fried shit platter and steak yet they don't really even review it. How was the food cooked, was it seasoned alright, how was the quality? Jack: - it's good.
They won't go back because Jack's too stroked out to fucking ask for a check himself and the menu prices were wrong on google. Priorities. Let's send prayers to Jack so he can survive this awful experience.

 

[Zero fks to give]

So this disgusting stroked out piece of shit makes just the sauce for a blooming onion and not the onion itself, just to gargle the nearly pure fat?

When I saw they were doing all 3 at once (or she wears the same clothes everyday ) I wondered wtf they're eating all that mayo on.

of course jack knows nothing about fishing. just like he knows nothing about food. all the guy knows how to do is stuff himself with fast food

i guess his cooking channel, JOTG, and that weird christian channel he has just aren't bringing in the money anymore so its time for a fourth channel. i have a feeling this was all talk and he'll never actually launch a fishing channel but boy would i love to see him try to fish

I missed him talking about a fishing channel, God I hope he does it tho. Him fishing one handed will be a viewing party event
Didn't he make a video once of his friends taking him hunting?

Jack doesn't like cock, yeah right.. What's the point of these ''reviews'' anyway? They always seem to order the same deep fried shit platter and steak yet they don't really even review it. How was the food cooked, was it seasoned alright, how was the quality? Jack: - it's good.
They won't go back because Jack's too stroked out to fucking ask for a check himself and the menu prices were wrong on google. Priorities. Let's send prayers to Jack so he can survive this awful experience.

That parking lot rant about the ribeye costs 4 dollars more than it said online.. Is there a price he won't go over for a ribeye? First the Korean BBQ place, now this. Ffs if you want a ribeye go to a steak house!

 

[Aaway]

I missed him talking about a fishing channel, God I hope he does it tho. Him fishing one handed will be a viewing party event
Didn't he make a video once of his friends taking him hunting?

yes but he had two functioning arms at that time

not sure how he plans to fish with a dead arm

 

[AnOminous]

He's legit about to stroke out with how mad he is about the Ribeye being $24.95 instead of the $20.95 on "Google".

I like how he called it "Cock.................... of the Walk." Then followed it up with "Yeah, I don't like the name of it either."

Probably the ignorant, fat moron doesn't even recognize the phrase.

not sure how he plans to fish with a dead arm

He'll probably just dangle his slug-like prehensile tongue and noodle along until he gets a bite from a catfish, then drag it back on the boat, tongue and all.

 

[Adamska]

Jack doesn't like cock, yeah right.. What's the point of these ''reviews'' anyway? They always seem to order the same deep fried shit platter and steak yet they don't really even review it. How was the food cooked, was it seasoned alright, how was the quality? Jack: - it's good.
They won't go back because Jack's too stroked out to fucking ask for a check himself and the menu prices were wrong on google. Priorities. Let's send prayers to Jack so he can survive this awful experience.

He does the reviews so he can make cheap money on his fanbase while indulging in his hobby of being an asshole to menials and just being a moron in general. This is the guy who spite rates restaurants ones if other customers or staff want him to stop filming.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I will personally pay the legal expenses of the next Hep-poz food service worker who puts semen in his burger.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Hey, $4 is FOUR value menu fried chicken sandwiches (KETO FRIENDLY) at McDonalds that could feed the wendigo. Of course he’s pissed!

 

[Religion is Dead]

I honestly can't get over how he thinks you can just call Google.

 

[JackDavis]

I honestly can't get over how he thinks you can just call Google.

He's all like "Get your shit together! Call Google and get it fixed!" He's so Walmart, it hurts.

 

[captkrisma]

That parking lot rant about the ribeye costs 4 dollars more than it said online.. Is there a price he won't go over for a ribeye? First the Korean BBQ place, now this. Ffs if you want a ribeye go to a steak house!

This actually brings up a good point. Jack might be guestimating his metrics and how much he is expected to earn off the videos. This also kind of pigeonholes him into ordering the same shit. Since he won't make more than X dollars, he forces himself to order something shitty because he will at least break even or make a small gain.

That's why in the last video, he orders a Denver omelette and two scrawny slices of bacon and just filmed the stuffed French toast. Not because he wants to eat the omelette, but because he would lose money if he ate anything else.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’d be supprized if one of the restaurants that Jack visits goes out of business after his visit.

 

[Gladatha]

what an odd video

jack actually acted like a normal person for almost the entire vid and seemed like he was enjoying the food. then at the very end he goes into an odd rant about how the pricing is wrong online, how it took them 20 minutes to pay, and how they crammed everyone into a small room.

of course jack would be the dumbass who relies on google for prices. and yeah, it sure looks like they crammed people into the room you were eating in jack

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Also he used the phrase "yummers" twice in the period of a minute. I hate it when he says this - it's like he's a baby or someone mentally challenged. Is it a common expression because I've never heard anyone use it with sincerity.

I'm not sure what bent him so out of shape about the place.

 

[Aaway]

This actually brings up a good point. Jack might be guestimating his metrics and how much he is expected to earn off the videos. This also kind of pigeonholes him into ordering the same shit. Since he won't make more than X dollars, he forces himself to order something shitty because he will at least break even or make a small gain.

That's why in the last video, he orders a Denver omelette and two scrawny slices of bacon and just filmed the stuffed French toast. Not because he wants to eat the omelette, but because he would lose money if he ate anything else.

yeah like jack is smart enough to think that way. he's just cheap as fuck

Also he used the phrase "yummers" twice in the period of a minute. I hate it when he says this - it's like he's a baby or someone mentally challenged. Is it a common expression because I've never heard anyone use it with sincerity.

I'm not sure what bent him so out of shape about the place.

yeah its probably common among 12 year old girls. not so much among 50+ year old men

and i think having to wait 20 minutes to get the check like he mentioned got him in an extremely bitchy mood to the point where he had to give the place a bad review. because in every shot of him trying the food he says he likes it and then boom, he's finding every little detail to criticize the place like the google thing and falsely claiming they had crammed people into a single room

i'm not sure why he even bothers doing these JOTG videos anymore. they're always under 5 minutes and all he does is show what him and tammy ordered, them taking a couple bites, and then him at the end usually bitching about how he won't go back. no actual "review" of anything.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not sure what bent him so out of shape about the place.

He's just a cranky sick little bitch who gets grumpy about nothing, like an old man near death.

 

[Eabani]

i'm not sure why he even bothers doing these JOTG videos anymore. they're always under 5 minutes and all he does is show what him and tammy ordered, them taking a couple bites, and then him at the end usually bitching about how he won't go back. no actual "review" of anything.

Because the revenue from the video, such as it is, is the only reason he can afford to eat out

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So when can we expect Jack to drop a spicy new cooking video? I wanna get the norovirus.

 

[Religion is Dead]

So when can we expect Jack to drop a spicy new cooking video? I wanna get the norovirus.

With any luck there will be something tomorrow and not just stirring mayo in a bowl.

 

[captkrisma]

Some notes:

Jack bitches about 'unlimited fixins' in the latest JOTG video, but he failed to read the menu. Their fixins for their dinners are fries, hush puppies, coleslaw, pickled onions, and bread. There is a section further down the menu for a pot of beans (which feeds 4-8 and is huge no-no for keto dieters ...fat ass), onion rings, fried pickles, desserts, etc.

Cramming everyone in one room. Jack clearly has no knowledge of restuarant operations, despite being a "chef". He mentions at the start that they went early, and there was hardly anyone there yet. Resturaunts go down to one or two servers if they're not busy and they keep them to their sections.

TL;DR: Jack has never worked in a restaurant and doesn't know how to read.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Cramming everyone in one room. Jack clearly has no knowledge of restuarant operations, despite being a "chef". He mentions at the start that they went early, and there was hardly anyone there yet. Resturaunts go down to one or two servers if they're not busy and they keep them to their sections.

TL;DR: Jack has never worked in a restaurant and doesn't know how to read.

If there is one thing that Jack has ever been honest about, it's the fact that he admits he isn't a chef of any sort.