Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

Lot of the same anger and hatreds, though. I do think Wending is more animated by a desire to be seen as funny and hip and quirky, while Bob comes almost purely from a place of rage and bitterness. Could be because Wendig has actually been published.

Even Chunk Windbag is a total Chad compared to Blob.

 

[LN 910]

Doesn’t see the irony here.
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Dressing up in fat ninja outfits is also unconventional so that's not exactly an argument for why it's good.

Also why is all of the shit Bob pitches or writes not diverse?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Doesn’t see the irony here.
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I like to think that Bob is willfully ignorant of the fact that the reason TLJ didn't do well was not just because it wasn't conventional, but because it decided to celebrate its non-conventionality by throwing hostile barbs at it's loyal male fanbase. At the same time, it was trying desperately to court the crayola-haired Tumblr demographic, a group known as much for its lack of disposable income as for its hatred of anything that heterosexual men might like.

You can try polishing that turd to a mirror sheen, Bob. No amount of mental gymnastics are going to make TLJ into anything other than an object lesson on how letting SJWs tend your golden geese only ends in a giant pile of goose fricasee.

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

Bob turns into a star from how dense he has to get to make this into a ‘they’re at fault anyways’ point in 3, 2, 1...

 

[Beautiful Border]

SJWs blame everything on capitalism though.

Jim Sterling uploaded a video a few days ago that argued something very similar to that. "Capitalism is bad because of lootboxes and microtransactions in video games!", apparently not realising that video games wouldn't exist if not for capitalism. And that they could, you know, just not buy the extra shit if they don't want to (since most of the time they're just cosmetic items that don't affect the game anyway). Advocate for the market to be regulated, sure, but calling for its overthrow entirely - especially when the 20th century proved to us that the alternative of socialism is just as flawed, if not even worse - is utterly moronic.

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

Jim Sterling uploaded a video a few days ago that argued something very similar to that. "Capitalism is bad because of lootboxes and microtransactions in video games!", apparently not realising that video games wouldn't exist if not for capitalism. And that they could, you know, just not buy the extra shit if they don't want to (since most of the time they're just cosmetic items that don't affect the game anyway). Advocate for the market to be regulated, sure, but calling for its overthrow entirely - especially when the 20th century proved to us that the alternative of socialism is just as flawed, if not even worse - is utterly moronic.

It’s a very, very weird point to make, honestly. Incorrect one, too. Jim might say the desire for things is a capitalist thing and in some theoretical socialist country with a games industry advanced beyond copying Nintendo and Spectrum systems people wouldn’t buy or make DLC, but that’s quite the wishful thinking. Soviet Union was for much of its post-Stalin era obsessed with status possessions. Imported food, furniture made in different countries and therefore better, foreign food, toilet paper. In later years videogame systems, too. There was a whole culture built around acquiring rare things and standing in lines for hours whenever the half-dead distribution system would deliver a small amount of desired rare luxury good to a shop.

If USSR somehow made it to the current era, I could see collector’s editions of video games being a rare, imported good. Maybe games themselves, if USSR would refuse to connect to the Internet and only let in small batches of greenlit games featuring as little commie-killing and capitalist system building as possible.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Bob’s pitch for Highlander.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob is so gay.

 

[Judge Dredd]

And that they could, you know, just not buy the extra shit if they don't want to (since most of the time they're just cosmetic items that don't affect the game anyway).

Lootboxes negatively effect games even if you don't buy loot boxes. Games are rebalanced to be tedious grinds meant to frustrate instead of entertain. Unlockable rewards and extra content are gone in favour of putting that stuff behind loot boxes and DLC.

Here’s Bob’s pitch for Highlander.

Is Bob running out of 1980s properties to pitch woke reboots of? What next, he going to start tweeting about the homoerotic overtones of Ring Raiders, that Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors actually has a lot to say about the current socio-political climate, or that there should be reboot of Captain Power but instead of humans being enslaved by robots, they are enslaved by middle America.

Now that I think about it, has Bob every pitched a movie that wasn't a sequel or reboot of something from the 80s and 90s?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is Bob running out of 1980s properties to pitch woke reboots of? What next, he going to start tweeting about the homoerotic overtones of Ring Raiders, that Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors actually has a lot to say about the current socio-political climate, or that there should be reboot of Captain Power but instead of humans being enslaved by robots, they are enslaved by middle America.

Now that I think about it, has Bob every pitched a movie that wasn't a sequel or reboot of something from the 80s and 90s?

It's ironic for someone that bitches at conservatives for holding back his superior future, he sure prefers sequels and reboots over making something new.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Lootboxes negatively effect games even if you don't buy loot boxes. Games are rebalanced to be tedious grinds meant to frustrate instead of entertain. Unlockable rewards and extra content are gone in favour of putting that stuff behind loot boxes and DLC.


Is Bob running out of 1980s properties to pitch woke reboots of? What next, he going to start tweeting about the homoerotic overtones of Ring Raiders, that Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors actually has a lot to say about the current socio-political climate, or that there should be reboot of Captain Power but instead of humans being enslaved by robots, they are enslaved by middle America.

Now that I think about it, has Bob every pitched a movie that wasn't a sequel or reboot of something from the 80s and 90s?

Wait until he pitches a reboot for MovieBob where it would be about the opression of Roberta Johnson, a young BLACK woman living in the 1930s, who under the guise of a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper fights for Truth and Superiority as Superman.

It's ironic for someone that bitches at conservatives for holding back his superior future, he sure prefers sequels and reboots over making something new.

Not to backseat mod but a lot of your posts are just variants of "Y...yeah, yeah, you tell 'em"

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Wait until he pitches a reboot for MovieBob where it would be about the opression of Roberta Johnson, a young BLACK woman living in the 1930s, who under the guise of a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper fights for Truth and Superiority as Superman.

the problem is that may have already been done in a else world's story and done better without being so serious

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Bob is so gay.

Gays have a fashion sense.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Here’s Bob’s pitch for Highlander.
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I mean, it’s a better sell than his Mario and Terminator pitches.

 

[Mola Ram]

I mean, it’s a better sell than his Mario and Terminator pitches.

It comes from the same snide, I'm-better-than-the-fanboys place, though. This is deliberately calculated to be a reboot that would aggravate Highlander fans beyond belief, because that group is assuredly not part of the YA demographic. (It came out in 1986, for Kali's sake.) I can just see him sniggering to himself as he imagines the butthurt, licking his BBQ-sauce fingers as he belches McNugget breath into his already reeking underground dwelling.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Now that I think about it, has Bob every pitched a movie that wasn't a sequel or reboot of something from the 80s and 90s?

Bob believes in a "Superior Future" in about the same way that the author of Ready Player One does. He's a groaning slave to his own nostalgia who's utopia is a return to his emotional childhood while having all "uncomfortable" aspects of the world, whether physical, intellectual, or moral, removed.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Gays have a fashion sense.

Are you trying to tell me that our dear Bob doesn't have fashion sense?

What would make you say that?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Are you trying to tell me that our dear Bob doesn't have fashion sense?
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What would make you say that?

Bob is the best at fashion

 

[Pneumapteron]

Few things are most sadder than seeing Bob pretending what He actually cares for create a better enviroment on YouTube.

"Bob In a crazy world in where you were the most popular thing on YouTube, yo would claim what subcribing to your channel would create the Superior Future2

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Few things are most sadder than seeing Bob pretending what He actually cares for create a better enviroment on YouTube.

"Bob In a crazy world in where you were the most popular thing on YouTube, yo would claim what subcribing to your channel would create the Superior Future2

This video is literally just seven minutes of him complaining about how people and things he doesn't like are popular on YouTube, and how that shouldn't be the case.

Also, I love how many fucking times he puts his name in the opening sequence.