Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿


These fucks know no bounds. No surprise I suppose, since in their histrionic delusional minds they've brainwashed themselves into actually believing they're fighting for their very lives against hitler/palpatine/voldemort/sauron/huwitemen.

Probably that's how all justifications for dehumanizing some group and behaving atrociously go. Hitler did it. Stalin did it. Really, every socialist movement does it.
 
Colbert's been all over the news after "roasting" Trump over the emergency decleration. You can't do a search on it without Stephen popping up.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/19/arts/television/stephen-colbert-trump-national-emergency.html
https://theweek.com/speedreads/8244...mergency-declaration-different-more-troubling
https://forward.com/schmooze/419585...-trump-declaring-national-emergency-to-a-bar/
Can you really call this a roast? Feels more alarmed if anything (I guess it was alright when Obama did it).

Also, TDS really has taken its toll on Colbert...
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Krassenstein, you realize that even if he didn't shit on anyone, you would've still came at him hard, right? If I had a job of commenting on every Trump Twitter post, I'd have a hard time coming up with something bad to say to him too since he only tweeted one word. You gave him the W, on this one, you lazy piz-za shit.



What Trumpster reads the National Enquirer? Who the fuck reads National Enquirer? WHAT THE FUCK IS NATIONAL ENQUIRER?


National Enquirer is a low-traffic scandal rag that the MSM will never forgive for breaking the story of John Edwards' adultery while his wife was in chemo.

Not only did it reveal Saint Edwards as a scumbag, torpedoed his political career, and nearly got him sent to prison for embezzlement of campaign contributions (until the Obama Justice Department could find an excuse to File 13 the case), it also revealed the news media as complicit in deceiving the American public and covering up crime.

Not to say that the Enquirer is legit news or anything, but the blind squirrel found a nut and didn't cave to pressure to bury it again, and as this thread demonstrates, there is no greater crime in the eyes of Hillaristas than to refuse to play by their rules.

The Enquirer is a scandal rag for people broken enough they give a shit which movie stars are fucking. That said, outside of WSJ's financial section, they are somehow possibly the last bastion of what passes actual reporting because the potential for libel makes them actually vet & research their stories instead of letting whoever is writing an article make up sources that agree with the message they want to push.

The only real problem is they don't usually report anything that matters, just occasionally there is some overlap; Jeff Bezos, John Edwards... I believe they broke Al Sharpton's inability to keep his dick in his pants as well.
 
Not gonna lie, I've got a red pro wrestling hat that's gotten a lot more wearing over the past few months.


I have a coworker with the MADE YOU LOOK one.

I go to a little mom and pop dinner for breakfast about once a week, and the lady that runs it has a make breakfast great again hat...
 
The Enquirer is a scandal rag for people broken enough they give a shit which movie stars are fucking. That said, outside of WSJ's financial section, they are somehow possibly the last bastion of what passes actual reporting because the potential for libel makes them actually vet & research their stories instead of letting whoever is writing an article make up sources that agree with the message they want to push.

The only real problem is they don't usually report anything that matters, just occasionally there is some overlap; Jeff Bezos, John Edwards... I believe they broke Al Sharpton's inability to keep his dick in his pants as well.


You know...TMZ actually might be an accurate news source, since they use hidden cameras and shit to sneak up on celebs (And they have actual footage to prove their claims), and even though they try to exaggerate narratives, they rarely hold any biases about celebrities other than faulty claims. So yeah...a TABLOID news station is a better news source than the mainstream media.
 
You know...TMZ actually might be an accurate news source, since they use hidden cameras and shit to sneak up on celebs (And they have actual footage to prove their claims), and even though they try to exaggerate narratives, they rarely hold any biases about celebrities other than faulty claims. So yeah...a TABLOID news station is a better news source than the mainstream media.

Its sad, but it shouldn't be that big of a shock that TMZ/Enquirer are the only media that are still doing reporting that actually puts in effort.
(and I should qualify that with Nationwide; I know there's still good local/regional investigative reporting)

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The National Enquirer is the original clickbait publication. Before the internet, they had mastered the art of the headline that was going to make you buy a paper, and unlike modern listicles, they didn't want to outrage you for 5 minutes so you'd click around, forget, and never come back; since you were parting with actual cash, the NE had to deliver a good enough product that you'd pick it up again the next time a headline caught your eye, since they can't just put the same content up on a different domain in thirty minutes.

The NE also can't just sit on their ass and re-run press releases. No one is going to put out "For immediate Publication: Quarterly Report of My Hottub Orgy with Three Hookers", TMZ/NE reporters have to actually find shit to report on. Often stuff the subject doesn't want to have reported on. And they can't just report whatever, like Gawker did, because of libel. You've got to have actual, verifiable information. Its not enough to have a single "anonymous source", you need to verify what they told you.
 
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It's weird how all those tweets are fawning over Obama for being a "husband and father" Is Trump not also those things? Did his children sprout fully formed from his forehead like Zeus?


They fixate on that aspect of Obama in the Obama/Trump war, due to the fact that Trump's an admitted serial adulterer who admittedly hired nannies to raise his kids, whereas Obama was a hands on father who (as far as we know) never had adulterous affairs with women behind his wife's back.

Which is ironic, given that the left tacitly ignore JFK's adultery and went out of their way to terrorize all of Bill Clinton's mistresses, to the point that you had Hillary Clinton running a public gaslighting campaign against Monica Lewinsky, with help from all of them major news networks until irrefutable proof was presented forcing Bill to own up to the affair.
 
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National Enquirer is a low-traffic scandal rag that the MSM will never forgive for breaking the story of John Edwards' adultery while his wife was in chemo.

Not only did it reveal Saint Edwards as a scumbag, torpedoed his political career, and nearly got him sent to prison for embezzlement of campaign contributions (until the Obama Justice Department could find an excuse to File 13 the case), it also revealed the news media as complicit in deceiving the American public and covering up crime.

Not to say that the Enquirer is legit news or anything, but the blind squirrel found a nut and didn't cave to pressure to bury it again, and as this thread demonstrates, there is no greater crime in the eyes of Hillaristas than to refuse to play by their rules.

Not true.

The DNC secretly CHEERED Edwards having his political career nuked, by way of the Enquirer outing his affair. Edwards made a lot of enemies in 2007, pulling a Bernie Sanders and derailing Hillarys' coronation by challenging her in the primary AND explicitly bringing up Hillary's greatest non-adultery humiliation (her failed health care reform) as the central platform for his presidential platform.

Edwards running was the thing that made Obama also run (as it showed that the masses would take an alternative to Hillary if it was offered, as opposed to Hillary being the only option). And more importantly, once Edward's campaign got sunk by the scandal, Obama swooped in and stole Edward's entire "health care reform" platform and Edward's entire base of support.

The hate by the DNC for the NE is more basic:

1. Editorial and ownership are conservative/Republican

2. Stuff like the John Edwards affair scandal that they broke, make the actual "mainstream media" look super bad, and incompetent/in bed with the political elite.

Ironically, the integrity of the NE journalism-wise is directly due to their own Gawker moment in the early 80s. They got sued by actress Carol Burnett for a fake story about her being drunk and creating a major scene in public; they lost the lawsuit and it caused the owners/editors to pass down strict rules that the reporters were no longer allowed to make up/exaggerate stuff and started making their writes follow the rules of journalism down to the letter in order to prevent any future lawsuits.
 
Not true.

The DNC secretly CHEERED Edwards having his political career nuked, by way of the Enquirer outing his affair. Edwards made a lot of enemies in 2007, pulling a Bernie Sanders and derailing Hillarys' coronation by challenging her in the primary AND explicitly bringing up Hillary's greatest non-adultery humiliation (her failed health care reform) as the central platform for his presidential platform.

Edwards running was the thing that made Obama also run (as it showed that the masses would take an alternative to Hillary if it was offered, as opposed to Hillary being the only option). And more importantly, once Edward's campaign got sunk by the scandal, Obama swooped in and stole Edward's entire "health care reform" platform and Edward's entire base of support.

The hate by the DNC for the NE is more basic:

1. Editorial and ownership are conservative/Republican

2. Stuff like the John Edwards affair scandal that they broke, make the actual "mainstream media" look super bad, and incompetent/in bed with the political elite.

Ironically, the integrity of the NE journalism-wise is directly due to their own Gawker moment in the early 80s. They got sued by actress Carol Burnett for a fake story about her being drunk and creating a major scene in public; they lost the lawsuit and it caused the owners/editors to pass down strict rules that the reporters were no longer allowed to make up/exaggerate stuff and started making their writes follow the rules of journalism down to the letter in order to prevent any future lawsuits.
The problem nowadays is that the MSM are trying to drop a baseless scandal on Trump, and it isn’t working.
 
The DNC secretly CHEERED Edwards having his political career nuked

What has that to do with the MSM despising the Enquirer violating their carefully-controlled secret? It may be that the DNC was secretly relieved that the Unchosen One was out of the way--which I, admittedly, remain skeptical about because I'm not in their little circle of criminal conspiracy and so can't confirm--but it's neither here nor there; the Enquirer touched one of theirs without permission, and got the jump on those in the Legitimate Media who actually knew about it already and "forgot" to report.

There is nothing that Establishment types hate more than the unanointed rabble getting above themselves and making them look bad, and they never forgive. Therefore, they smear and blame-shift. The Enquirer will always be the go-to "not-news" agency that you'd be a fool to ever believe, and it's their fault Edwards got nuked, not Edwards' and certainly not the Establishment's.
 
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