🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Torm Ax said:
After finding out how much Stream.me directly pays TRR for being on the site I wouldn't be suprised if Zoom was trying to get in on that action. I'm also 100% convinced that if he has to burn Ralph to get it he won't hesitate.
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Zoom already gets stream.me money and will probably be top 3 on the leader board from here on out for some time. Ralph gets more, but I believe everyone in the top 3 gets a rather substantial weekly check.

GnomeofDoc said:
So Ralph stayed too close to Andy and now Andy is blowing everything apart and Ralph got caught in the blast?
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Yeah more or less.

heathercho said:
I'd say Ralph has jumped the shark, but let's be real, he's too fat to jump anything.

@theralph you just painted yourself into a corner. An even smaller corner than you were in before. What kind of business model do you even have?
Alcohol and Memphis BBQ isn't a business model. You had one job. Sit there on your fat ass and placate your damn audience, read the news, make a few wise cracks and keep the gears oiled. Yet, here you are, being led by the balls by Zoom. I don't know why anyone would take you seriously after this. I hope you enjoy talking about eDrama.
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His show is most successful with edrama. Edrama is why he has an audience. What he is doing wrong is being involved personally in the drama rather than commenting on it.
 
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Spooky said:
Zoom already gets stream.me money and will probably be top 3 on the leader board from here on out for some time. Ralph gets more, but I believe everyone in the top 3 gets a rather substantial weekly check.


Yeah more or less.


His show is most successful with edrama. Edrama is why he has an audience. What he is doing wrong is being involved personally in the drama rather than commenting on it.
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Maybe now his audience have shifted to being more eDrama hungry, but they weren't to begin with. Didn't he say something about wanting to do more serious guest based shows and less eDrama when the last edrama binge was on? Pretty sure he did. I just hope he enjoys it, soley, because any guests are going to give him a wide birth, if they have any desire not to be tied into the Zoomesphere.

He's no Keem. He likes the spicy 1488 superberries too much.
 
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BeanBidan said:
Edit:Smart pants beat me to it.
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Like Andy's babysitter beat that stutter into him
BeanBidan said:
I think it could be around the monthly money gibs away. And he'll probably use the minor on stream and blow it out of proportion. That's zooms style.
Even with dick strokes Zoom is just going to do it regardless
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Let's not forget that Ethan throws money at zoom during streams. Maybe that's Ralph's way of keeping him at bay as well.
 
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Ralph is losing it, there's no going back now lol
 

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debatelimination said:
Zoom is a virus but let evolution do it's course. Bacteria had their own enzymes to get rid of the viruses & adapt, Fat Ralph clearly doesn't have anything of such. Sargon is doing great with his show and how did he do that? By eliminating VIRUSES. Good job Andy and Ralph, it's already too late. They're at Stage 4 of denial + inevitable failure.
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I was wondering when your dumb shitposting ass would drop a hot take in this thread. Better late than never eh?

Pixis said:
Ralph is losing it, there's no going back now lol
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What the hell? @TombaHat context here would be much needed lol
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
So I didn't see the zoom stream because I couldn't stand to hear that perpetually congested faggot whisper sweet nothings like wormtongue into Ralph's drunken ears (and because I have a real job and needed to sleep). When Andy came on, what did he cop to being doped up on, though?
Something tells me if he's actually as insane as this is all starting to make him look, it may be an even worse look to admit to drug abuse. That and the faggot Zoom may even be the reason he's losing his mind, for all we know.
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He came in on heavier duty painkillers for his back but expressed his desire for cocaine at some point as well.
 
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So is Corey Barnhill "super-hacker Zoom"? I haven't kept up with Ralph since the whole mess with Tonka and Failure and that 8-hour killstream, I'm just surprised by the change in the thread subtitle.
 
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