Megathread Phil buying edgy shit megathread - Your tax dollars at work

[Dentontx]

No, Phil. You do not get to cosplay YPG.

I don't care if you cosplay antifa, because antifa generally means zero. But the YPG is made up of people who risked their lives everyday for years in the effort to defeat Daesh. You do not get to associate your lazy no-effort ass with them now that they are on the verge of announcing victory. You greasy opportunist layabout saddo pig.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

No, Phil. You do not get to cosplay YPG.

I don't care if you cosplay antifa, because antifa generally means zero. But the YPG is made up of people who risked their lives everyday for years in the effort to defeat Daesh. You do not get to associate your lazy no-effort ass with them now that they are on the verge of announcing victory. You greasy opportunist layabout saddo pig.

I doubt he even knows who they are.

 

[The Dude]

I doubt he even knows who they are.

Phil doesn't even know who he is. That's why he's constantly changing his "identity" like a manic little girl trying to find the perfect outfit for her Barbie's date with Ken.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Phil once went to a fancy dress party as her. Basically just him with badly applied goffik face paint. So she looks like a fat, bald, buck-toothed, derpy-eyed pigtato.

I'm gonna slap down two rules for people who want to look goth.

1. No whiteface ever. It is re'tarded in all cases.
2. Don't wear black lipstick unless your lips are perfect and your skin is a flawless neutral tone.

 

[The Dude]

I'm gonna slap down two rules for people who want to look goth.

1. No whiteface ever. It is re'tarded in all cases.
2. Don't wear black lipstick unless your lips are perfect and your skin is a flawless neutral tone.

Pretty hilarious how Phil tries to hide his ethnicity and claims to be Latino-ekkks, yet dresses in clothes and puts on makeup that makes him look even paler than he already is. He is not a very smart man.

 

[Positron]

Tard boy can't manage the womanly art of sewing.

 

[The Dude]

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Tard boy can't manage the womanly art of sewing.

Plenty of men can manage to cleanly stitch patches onto clothing. Military, police, firefighters, EMS, bikers, fucking boy scouts...all known for needing patches on their clothing and all able to sew them on without it looking like it was done by an epileptic in the middle of pitching a fit. Phil just fails at everything. He genuinely is as useless as he is worthless (or is it vice versa?).

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well it almost spells parasite

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wouldn’t it be funny if he met some actual Syrian refugees while wearing that?

 

[Dentontx]

Tard boy can't manage the womanly art of sewing.

Jesus that's autistic. I mean I'm glad, because it will make it that much easier to rip that patch off and shove it straight down his gob. But right there is convincing evidence of a room-temperature IQ and a long future making kiddie-tier jigsaw puzzles in the State Home for Tards.

 

[The Dude]

Wouldn’t it be funny if he met some actual Syrian refugees while wearing that?

Phil would have to leave the safety of the Ain't-ifa Barracks for that to happen.

 

[Okubo Naoya]

Step 1: abolish welfare for exceptional individuals

Step 2: do nothing

Now you have no more exceptional individuals

 

[Big Nasty]

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Tard boy can't manage the womanly art of sewing.

I take it that he doesn't know that that is a USMC camo pattern?

 

[The Dude]

Step 1: abolish welfare for exceptional individuals

Step 2: do nothing

Now you have no more exceptional individuals

Better yet, make them fight in blood sports if they want money. You could even put it on TV/internet and make it pay-per-view and use the profits to build the border wall and research to cure/prevent Autism.

I take it that he doesn't know that that is a USMC camo pattern?

It's not even genuine MARPAT. It's a knock-off pattern made in third world sweat shops for airsofters, mall ninjas, and other wannabes. Real MARPAT has the Globe and Anchor insignia integrated with the pattern. Just more cheap tweenage edge lord crap, made by child labor in a third world shithole, and paid for by the tax dollars of hard-working Americans that Phil has added to his collection.

Edit: thinking more on it, if Phil goes wearing that outside, it won't be pretty for him if he runs into real Marines. Marines don't take too kindly to pinko tankie tards like Phil disrespecting their uniform and being un-American shit stains. Phil's likely to get a Devil Dog beat down if he runs into anyone from the Corps, and they will not use his preferred pronouns.

 

[Dentontx]

I think I've reached the point of diminishing returns on Phil's faggotry. Each new day's moronic spedness only makes me more tired. Where's the fast-forward button, fatty?

 

[Bogliacci]

I think I've reached the point of diminishing returns on Phil's faggotry. Each new day's moronic spedness only makes me more tired. Where's the fast-forward button, fatty?

Tbh I think itd be good to private the forum again to shake things up

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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Tard boy can't manage the womanly art of sewing.

It doesn't so much look like it's been sewn on as it appears to be rooting itself to the soiled ecosystem that is Phil's wardrobe, like a bean left too long in a wet napkin.

 

[Mogambo]

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Oh yeah, of course Phil is going to fetishize the YPG.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is a thread where we document the shit Phil buys to bolster his shriveled masculinity

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[Shibaru]

Those shirts look like they came from early 2000’s hot topic

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Feb 5 2019 (posted on the Random Update threads already)
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