🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Rotollo]

I don't know how anyone can stand Rand's constant whinging about minorities and his severe victim complex.

Not to mention he drones on and on about nothing when he calls into the Killstream. Ralph's gold star callers leave much to be desired in most cases.

Aussies are like the brits of humor, their accent automatically makes their jokes land better even when they suck ass.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Ethonal Ralph 2 - DSP Retort

Currently clipping out the parts regarding Josh & Ralph.
If you wanna help out and leave any timestamps you find in the comments that'd be appreciated.

Here u go, sum fan art

 

[fuck_you_faggot]

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Both are way, waaay too thin

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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fucking with someone's livelihood is fine as long as they did it first
calling the cops on JF is fine as long as he said mean words to me on the internet

Dispatch will be fine long-term, as much of a faggot that he was for fucking with paypigs. Not many companies will pass up on a qualified person because of some online shitposting, and nobody will give enough of a shit to fuck with him after a few months.

"Lol hey bro did I get you fired? How was it lolololol dont fuck with me or my fans and I wont bomb your employers"

@theralph so you are for getting people fired and deplatformed if it affects your internet lifestyle? So then by your logic if people attempt to get you say, I dont know, deplatformed and fucked with your job its all fair game right?

Minor stream.me chat drama, only the first is really of interest.
Also bigtits calling Josh out big time

" @Null out here moralfagging about Zoom"

Isnt this the chick who shoved a pinecone up her ass for sex? No wonder shes a fucking idiot.

 

[Love Machine]

Real question : Why are people legitimately happy/excited to see alternative platforms go under? I mean, all these gay ops have one end game and that's to deplatform each other and to kill the platform itself. Sort of makes no sense.

If they are already cucking this early, they arent an alternative.

 

[fuck_you_faggot]

Isnt this the chick who shoved a pinecone up her ass for sex? No wonder shes a fucking idiot.

AFAIK the pinecone person is the man Warski cheated on his girlfriend Sinead with.
Badtits has her own, seperate drama arc

 

[Love Machine]

I dont get how @Null cant be sick of Ralph's shit now. First he cucks to the ZQ. He is celebrating the potential of people's money getting fucked with, but cries when people try to scare off his paypigs, he seems totally fine with the Z trying to send police after people. He let's the Z talk MASSIVE shit on you every time the Z is on your show. Yet Ralph is STILL trying to kiss the tip, he cant even commit.

Truly you are a hamster saint. I'll send you my daughter to feed.

 

[Pixis]

Minor stream.me chat drama, only the first is really of interest.
Also bigtits calling Josh out big time

Lol having badtits as a mod was a mistake, Ralph. Just like having Vamp as a mod in discord was a mistake.
It's also very weird how much she defends Ralph. It's not like a normal fan defending their favorite creator. She's very clingy.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Lol having badtits as a mod was a mistake, Ralph. Just like having Vamp as a mod in discord was a mistake.
It's also very weird how much she defends Ralph. It's not like a normal fan defending their favorite creator. She's very clingy.

Remember those cat ladies that used to orbit the Kumite? That's what's happening here.

 

[Love Machine]

Ralph has always cucked to women when it comes to the show. He has never hid that he gives them special treatment, for better or worse.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

I wonder if Ralph would ban you if you asked him in chat about the condition of BadTits' tits. According to the rumors, he has seen them, so he should be able to say what kind of tits she has. Not that I care enough to fuck with Ralph anymore, I care just enough to read about what other people are doing to him, his fate is pretty much sealed at this point.

 

[zyclonPD]

TRR Viewer

(for those who care - I may use these posts as an outline for a future stream)

Please start tracking his patreon numbers as well. Specifically how many patrons and how much money he is getting daily.

I'm curious if the viewers dropping off are also pulling their support of the show.

 

[The Reaper]

Plate gang cope

This message was posted here a few days ago. Is it a copy/paste or what?

Lol that wasn’t even a funny comment why’d they make it into a copy pasta? They were fairly exceptional when it came to plate gang servers. They sent out the invite publicly in Spite club and multiple people would join. Everyone knew Ralph was in there. They used it primarily for voice chat and to plan stuff. I’m sur Null or anyone else who was in the server would corroborate this.

It's a running gag that anyone who streams video games and isn't a professional is just complete garbage at them.

Also he's probably drunk.

To be fair he is a journalist. It’s a badge of honor to be bad at games with that title.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

" @Null out here moralfagging about Zoom"

Isnt this the chick who shoved a pinecone up her ass for sex? No wonder shes a fucking idiot.

Who shoves a pinecone up their ass for any reason? Pinecones are painful enough to handle normally with your bare hands. Normally I use work gloves when I have to deal with the blighters. Truly - eh take it away word filter - a retard.

 

[NSA]

Lol having badtits as a mod was a mistake, Ralph. Just like having Vamp as a mod in discord was a mistake.
It's also very weird how much she defends Ralph. It's not like a normal fan defending their favorite creator. She's very clingy.

Remember those cat ladies that used to orbit the Kumite? That's what's happening here.

Every one of these guys makes one or more of their weird obsessed fan girls their chat mods. Andy did it too. It's a big-brained move.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Real question : Why are people legitimately happy/excited to see alternative platforms go under?

I don't know that it is joy at the prospect of Stream.me going under as much as it is a bunch of spergs fucking a rapidly cooling corpse. SM was the cool kid. It was the kid who let you curse and smoke in their basement. They didn't seem to care about you dropping a drink on their floor and not doing a great job of cleaning it up. Heck they even gave you drugs and wrestled with ya!

Unfortunately someone ratted them out and the police uncovered the video tapes of a bunch of kids wrestling while high on cocaine during their club meetings and they had to get therapy. So now they ban wrong think, are moderating chat, demonetizing streamers who might get DMCA'd, and banning certain users who might generate threats from UK fags. They aren't an alternate platform anymore...they aren't the cool kid. They're YouTube with a laughable fraction of the traffic.

This will happen to every platform if their endgame is profit. I like to look at The Wild West as an example. Once upon a time it was the roughest-toughest-most open place in the world. You could do whatever the fuck you wanted if you had the grit and a gun--now it is fucking California the land of soy and cucks.

 

[Spooky]

The more they rely on news, the more they'll have to cater to this part of their audience. Notice how many Jew stories they've covered tonight? The problem with that is that TRS does the same thing but with years of experience behind them. And they don't dog-whistle and then go on and say "We're not actually antisemitic".

It would've been one thing if they were still on YouTube doing that where they'll have the excuse of not going "full redpill", but if that's going to be the bulk of their content, what's the point of going to a shitty streaming site to hear watered-down Mike Enoch takes?

They can't go full autistic on the JQ like TRS, as easy as that might seem, and they can't do in-depth analyses of the history of Zionism, Israel and AIPAC like Ryan Dawson (reading "The Israel Lobby" isn't enough, Ralph).

I know you're reading this Ethan, just do drama.

If Ralph is trying to become Fash the Nation, it won't work. Their takes are actually researched and big brained. They are also actually funny on more than a shock level. Simply put, Ralph isn't smart or diligent enough to do a show like that. You also don't need a show like that every day. If he wants to do "just politics" every day, he is gonna have to cut the show down to an hour or so. The only advantage he would have over people like Jazzhands is people not wanting to go to TRS because it is too edgy even though FTN is probably less so than the rest over there.

He's trying to butter Josh up like those ohh so sweet fat women he watches. Don't believe the town drunk

Is Andy just going around picking up Josh's sloppy seconds? All the girls he gets with seem very fed.

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>fucking with someone's livelihood is fine as long as they did it first
>calling the cops on JF is fine as long as he said mean words to me on the internet

Dispatch will be fine long-term, as much of a faggot that he was for fucking with paypigs. Not many companies will pass up on a qualified person because of some online shitposting, and nobody will give enough of a shit to fuck with him after a few months.

@DispatchCommit if anyone asks just show them the WSJ article and tell them you were doxing Nazis and are now being harassed by them. Tbf though Dispatch did seem to bring it into the financial relm first, and I don't seen it as hypocritical to strike back.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

If Ralph is trying to become Fash the Nation it won't work. Their takes are actually researched and big brained.

They're also DC professionals, from what I understand, which means they probably have political connections too. Not only do they outrun Ralph, they outgun him.

All Ralph has ever been is a clown. Full stop. If he tries to become something more than that, well, we'll know how that turned out when this thread is at 1000 pages, which won't take long at this rate.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Who shoves a pinecone up their ass for any reason? Pinecones are painful enough to handle normally with your bare hands. Normally I use work gloves when I have to deal with the blighters. Truly - eh take it away word filter - an exceptional individual.

Everything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

 

[Spooky]

They're also DC professionals, from what I understand, which means they probably have political connections too. Not only do they outrun Ralph, they outgun him.

All Ralph has ever been is a clown. Full stop. If he tries to become something more than that, well, we'll know how that turned out when this thread is at 1000 pages, which won't take long at this rate.

Yeah you occationally hear them talking about beltway scuttlebut from personal sources at the very least.

Tabloid is what Ralph can do and does best. His audience is there for that whether it be political tabloid or edrama. If he wants to be more serious, then he should focus on doing a more professional job of prepping tabloid stories and reaching out for background from involved or affected parties. Put that blue check to use