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[Night Owl]

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I don't know what's worse. Netflix trying to use tumblr-like lgbt jokes or the creature that is replying to it.

"Hello homos, we're the GOOD straight allies~"

Just give The Dragon Prince time to "fuck up" something and the same people praising it so much will turn their backs on it called the show homophobic, sexist, racist, etc. But they still have their fav gay/lesbian ships that didn't become canon and still have their hate-boner for show and insults/harass anyone who still like the show and crew or defended the show/crew.

The same shit happen to Voltron, repeating the hellhole cycle again.

This really bugs the shit out of me. I understand canon can be terrible sometimes because nothing is perfect and theorizing is a lot of fun. It just goes to show these people don't actually care for the show, they just want their gay ships to fap to. As much as I hate the word "entitlement", it applies here really well because they turn into complete whining babies when their personal headcanons aren't fulfilled.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Wait Carly Rae Jepsen is still around

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Wait Carly Rae Jepsen is still around

surprisingly yes

 

[SnowBall]

Apparently an art program is now abelist.

 

[edibleBulimia]

Wait Carly Rae Jepsen is still around

Was kinda wondering what the hell Carly Rae Jepsen had to do with Netflix but then I saw the last new

 

[Donovan the Man]

Apparently an art program is now abelist.

This is par the course for simblr, these people have brain parasites.

 

[PT 522]

This is par the course for simblr, these people have brain parasites.

When I think GIMP I think those leather weirdos. It's not like naming your program C.R.I.P.P.L.E or something.

 

[Meowthkip]

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i have cancer now

Small brain: Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
Large brain: George W. Bush is Ted Bundy

i found it hard to believe that cops would randomly execute a sleeping dude so i looked up the story
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/...-found-sleeping-car-killed-police/2867389002/
http://archive.li/ExJzb

tl;dr dude fell asleep in a taco bells drive-through lane, they called the cops on him, police found him asleep in his car with a handgun in his lap
when he woke up he reached for the gun, so the cops opened fire.

>be me
>smonk a big weed lmao
>suddenly craving Taco Bell
>bring my gun with me because I'm gangsta like that
>pull up to drive-thru
>weed hit me too strong and I fall asleep while ordering
>wake up
>cops surrounding me
>wtf.jpg
>still sleepy, don't know what's going on, reach for my gun without even thinking
>six different cops start yelling and shoot at me
>fucking die while in the Taco Bell drive-thru
>didn't even get to sip on one last Baja Blast

Feels bad, man.

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NGL I can kind of see where they're coming from but the implication that Ms. Frizzle is Arnold in the future is a tad unsettling.

This true and honest woman smashes the kyriarchy, a term that some intersectist came up with (of course):

Nobody even uses that term anymore. It was all over Tumblr around 2010 to maybe 2013 at the latest.

It's weird to see it pop up again.

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I don't know what's worse. Netflix trying to use tumblr-like lgbt jokes or the creature that is replying to it.

Honestly if I were a The Gay I would be insulted at the notion that I listen to Carly Rae Jepsen.

 

[Left Kidney]

Carly Rae Jepsen's non-call me maybe songs are actually really good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Meowthkip]

Carly Rae Jepsen's non-call me maybe songs are actually really good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Doubt.jpg

 

[Dirty Mosquito]

Crocodiles are misogynists.

 

[howyadoin]

Crocodiles are misogynists.

They're making a crocodile his partner because of his close association with crocodiles (he's called "Crocodile Hunter" for crying out loud). It's funny because his partner's not a human, not that it's not a woman.

In summary:

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

 

[fishercat]

Hot take: published erotica and erotic fanfiction are both horrible 99.99% of the time.

 

[Donovan the Man]

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Published erotica is all about vanilla sex since when. The shit your grandma read was straight up misogynistic rape porn with incest and bestiality. Paranormal erotica has always been huge. Read a book other than Harry Potter ffs.

Imagine feeling superior about the kind of porn you use.

 

[PT 522]

Published erotica is all about vanilla sex since when. The shit your grandma read was straight up misogynistic rape porn with incest and bestiality. Paranormal erotica has always been huge. Read a book other than Harry Potter ffs.

Imagine feeling superior about the kind of porn you use.

You can buy, right now on Amazon, a book series about women getting raped by various species of dinosaurs. Look it up yourself, I'm not linking it.
How do they think anyone could make money with "here's 150 pages about missionary sex"?

 

[AnOminous]

How do they think anyone could make money with "here's 150 pages about missionary sex"?

Most people aren't depraved perverts who have fapped to the point that dinosaur rape cockvore is too tame to get them off any more.

 

[PT 522]

Most people aren't depraved perverts who have fapped to the point that dinosaur rape cockvore is too tame to get them off any more.

The real degeneracy is paying for porn.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

A mutual of mine and people on Tumblr are angry that Green Books won over Black Panther.
LOL at Spike Lee walking out when Green Book won.

Edit: more butthurt whining because Green Book won.

Who are bigger sore losers? Tumblr and Twitter or Spike Lee?

 

[DietCherry]

Someone please just explain to me why this blog exists