Plagued Nice Guys

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TheGreatCitracett said:
Guess my old pal Godsmack Matt had himself a bit of an adventure last night. Seems he got rejected, or more likely "friendzoned" again. I almost feel bad for him, he has zero social skills or charisma, and he's the very definition of gumpy, about 6'6" and maybe 110lbs.

He's also like 35 and has had tons of time and opportunities to improve but all he does is collect tugboat, play vidya and listen to edgy 90's rock all day, and smoke cigs and weed and almost never leaves his room. When he does leave, he generally goes to people's houses and uses the Elliott Rodger attraction method of just sitting there staring and expecting women to approach him and throw themselves at him. It works as well as you'd expect.

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You forgot to add he smokes crack. He has the blackest, most ruined teeth I've seen in a long while.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
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Looks like the Hatred dude but even more pathetic.
 
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Cool kitties club said:
Looks like the Hatred dude but even more pathetic.
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"My name is Not Inarelationship".
Worst shooter ever. I got the shotgun at the start and the second I fired it his shoulder dislocated, he just laid on the ground until the cops showed up, and then the ending credits played! 0/10 for fun but 10/10 on the dislocation animation and sobbing.
 
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Today a friend of mine encountered a guy who's exhibiting a few early niceguy traits. For some context, this girl is one of my personal lolcows. She defines herself as polyamorous in an open relationship, and uses it as an excuse to hook up with guys once a week while she's still in a relationship. The sheer volume of stories I could tell about this girl is astounding.
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Basically, he started to sperg about ownership, which is creepy in and of itself. Then she started to sperg about how wrong he is, and it just goes to shit from there.
 
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@Lucifer's Rectum , you should come share those stories over at the r/polyamory thread. (I think you can post non-reddit stories there, anyhow.)

If browbeating ordinary guys into considering her a valid option and then following up with "but there's nothing wrong with managomy I guess if you're that insecure" is normal for her, she must be a real prize.

(Also, lol "managomy".)
 
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