The Lone Wanderer
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- Nov 27, 2014
She's not nearly big enough. She's merely a Munchlax.He already is.
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She's not nearly big enough. She's merely a Munchlax.He already is.
LOL I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
Ahaha, I love this one!
Is that Buffalo Bills merchandise behind him? Foreshadowing in the movie that is Chris's life.
Click this thread for the first time. See this post. Hit x. Never return.
He went from looking like Jim Cornette to looking like Dude Love.
Is that shirt supposed to have a distressed design on it, or did his fat stretch it out?
You can also buy tons of cheap wigs on sites like AliExpress. I have some friends who do cosplay, and if they're not doing a character twice they'll get a shitty $10 wig from China.
For the benefit of anyone who is struggling with finding the horrible, horrible thing in the picture above:
Want to add to the horror? Here's the manufacturer's directions for how to use this product:
Overview
Latex free. Ready to use saline laxative. For relief of occasional constipation; soft, flexible comfort tip. CVS pharmacist recommended. Each 118 ml contains 4.4 g sodium. Bottle, cap and shield are latex free.
Directions
Remove green protective shield before inserting - hold bottle upright, grasping bottle cap with fingers. Grasp protective shield with other hand and pull gently to remove. Do not use more unless directed by a doctor. See warnings. Adults & Children 12 Years and Over: One bottle once daily. Children 2 to Under 12 Years: 1/2 bottle once daily. Children Under 2 Years: Do not use. Positioning: Left-Side Position: Lie on left side with knee bent and arms at rest. Knee-Chest Position: Kneel, then lower head and chest forward until left side of face is resting on surface. Position arms comfortably. Administering Enema: With steady pressure, gently insert enema with tip pointing toward navel. Squeeze bottle until recommended dose is expelled (it is not necessary to empty unit completely. Bottle contain more liquid than needed for effective use. A small amount of liquid will remain in bottle after squeezing). Remove tip from rectum. Discontinue use if resistance is encountered, forcing the enema can result in injury. Maintain position until urge to evacuate is strong (usually 2 to 5 minutes).
Warnings
Dosage Warning: Using more than one enema in 24 hours can be harmful. Do not use if you are on a low salt diet; when abdominal pain, nausea or vomiting are present; for longer than one week; in patients with megacolon (as hypematremic dehydration may occur). Ask a doctor before use if you have kidney disease or impaired renal function; noticed a sudden change in bowel habits that lasts over 2 weeks. Ask a doctor or pharmacist before use if you are taking any other drug. Take this product two or more hours before or after other drugs. Laxatives may affect how other drugs work. When using this product, do not use more than directed. Serious side effects may occur from excess dosage. Stop use and ask a doctor if symptoms last more than 2 weeks; you have rectal bleeding or fail to have a bowel movement after using this product. These may indicate a serious condition. If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use. Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away. Tamper Evident: If the top or bottom flap is torn or damaged in any way, do not use.
The wig is strange. But something sports related in Chris's house, after no real mention of sports other than him being the basketball team's water boy. This is something I want to know more about.Is that Buffalo Bills merchandise behind him? Foreshadowing in the movie that is Chris's life.
Maybe we've discovered his secret?Since when has Chris ever had a problem with shitting? Stuff comes out of him faster than a goose's butthole.
Given its position, I think it's one of the towels and blankets from the hoard re-purposed as curtains. I suppose some transplant from Western NY brought it with them, then gave it away to Goodwill. Barb saw it and put it in the cart.The wig is strange. But something sports related in Chris's house, after no real mention of sports other than him being the basketball team's water boy. This is something I want to know more about.
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If you disregard the "medallion of fail" and have some kind of mild autism filter for his eyes, he almost looks like a normal, friendly guy.