Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Terrorist]

I know the ones you're talking about. The Mail-Order Bride Trilogy
"Failure to be bred by the doughy American loser"
"Claimed by the Lego Millionaire"
"Blacked by Hood Nigger Dick on the Reg While I say I'm Writing Fiction for Amazon"

"Forming a crude dildo out of my husband's legos while he yells at dog guy about forums"

More like fight club unironically agreed with them. The whole story is about some crazy fuckhead blaming all his personal problems on capitalism then blowing up some credit card companies. Goons are the real life Tyler Durden, and it's exactly as pathetic as you'd expect.

The entire point of Tyler is as a sadbrain nerd's cartoon fantasy life, until ed norton's character went niggerstomper58 and started to believe he was real. Every stdh.txt on tumblr stars the poster's mini-Durden. Sonichu is actually fight club fanfiction. You can see how it'd appeal to goons.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

The guy that fucked up his joists making the grover-bathroom has posted updates:

Interior design: Post the coward, toilet - The Something Awful Forums

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Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.

 

[Ghostse]

The guy that fucked up his joists making the grover-bathroom has posted updates:

Interior design: Post the coward, toilet - The Something Awful Forums

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If instagram was a house, this would be the bathroom. Its not terrible but way over done in a trendy McMansion sort of way that will age like a fine glass of m.ilk.

Hopefully he's dead or has moved on before its time to try to remove soap scum and the accumulation of human residue from the gravel pit around the tub.

Did the nigga ever fix his joists or is this still just a collapsing floor waiting to happen?

edit: And side-by-side showers, perfect for a hetero-J/O sesh in the shower.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

If instagram was a house, this would be the bathroom. Its not terrible but way over done in a trendy McMansion sort of way that will age like a fine glass of m.ilk.

Hopefully he's dead or has moved on before its time to try to remove soap scum and the accumulation of human residue from the gravel pit around the tub.

Did the nigga ever fix his joists or is this still just a collapsing floor waiting to happen?

Later in the thread he fesses up that it cost him $23,000 to get builders in to fix his fuckup.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

That's not a CGI render?

 

[Ghostse]

Later in the thread he fesses up that it cost him $23,000 to get builders in to fix his fuckup.

Lol. A goon and its money are soon parted.

 

[The Great Citracett]

At first glance I thought those were stills from some goon Minecraft video or something.

 

[BlueSpark]

That looks fucking hideous.

That's not a CGI render?

I got the same feeling; it's like someone applied a bunch of random, clashing textures/materials in some shitty render software like DAZ or whatever.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Lol. A goon and its money are soon parted.

Honestly I'm pleasantly surprised.

I mean, normally when I hear a goon say "I just spent $23,000" the next sentence is "and now I'm back from Thailand with the vagina I was always meant to have, FUCK YOU DAD!"

 

[polonium]

Honestly I'm pleasantly surprised.

I mean, normally when I hear a goon say "I just spent $23,000" the next sentence is "and now I'm back from Thailand with the vagina I was always meant to have, FUCK YOU DAD!"

That is the bathroom equivalent of a tranny front-hole

 

[Rhysuu]

The guy that fucked up his joists making the grover-bathroom has posted updates:

Interior design: Post the coward, toilet - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

This looks like a fucking disaster to clean, holy shit. There are so many cracks and crevices to detail and too much shit to regularly wash. This is a place where you're trying to clean yourself my dude. Why would you put paintings and chandeliers in there?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Does he just shit in the tub or something?

 

[dreamworks face]

The guy that fucked up his joists making the grover-bathroom has posted updates:

Interior design: Post the coward, toilet - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

That is by far the best looking interior grover has ever posted. Nothing in the room looks like it'd kill you immediately. This is the dude who got a license to inspect homes just to get his home past the inspection.

 

[JM 590]

That bathroom might look good if you changed out the wallpaper to something much more subdued and switched out everything red for white versions of the same stuff. This looks like it was designed by some nebbish programmer who's secretly a vampire at night and posts selfies of himself drinking red wine on Instagram while pretending it's blood

Also that clock in the 4th picture is so silly

 

[Legato]

That is by far the best looking interior grover has ever posted. Nothing in the room looks like it'd kill you immediately. This is the dude who got a license to inspect homes just to get his home past the inspection.

Its not grover, its some other goon.

 

[dreamworks face]

Its not grover, its some other goon.

I found the original thread.

I've thought bEatmstrJ was just a grover namechange for literally years. I can't believe there's two of them.

 

[Legato]

I found the original thread.

I've thought bEatmstrJ was just a grover namechange for literally years. I can't believe there's two of them.

The mod claimed they doxed the OP in that thread because he posted pics and someone followed the links to his public website.

Real Sherlock Holmes shit there goons.

 

[The Great Citracett]

They almost have to be that way. Goons can't seem to grasp the concept of using a unique SA username.

Googling the username of almost any goon tends to get you everything from their college, their job, their facebook, their fetlife and god only knows what else.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

This looks like a fucking disaster to clean, holy shit. There are so many cracks and crevices to detail and too much shit to regularly wash. This is a place where you're trying to clean yourself my dude. Why would you put paintings and chandeliers in there?

I wonder if he's going to pay a maid to spray down the fake rock wall with bleach every week, and gather up all the pebbles and individually scrub those down as well.

"That's what I want in my shower!"

 

[Bees]

The blingsocks biz page he posted has a phone area code 661 which is a horrible desert shithole area code. Worse, he may live in Bakersfield.