RustyNail(her)
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It looks like he does bare minimum for hair upkeep. He let the color fade away and now it looks damaged.
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It looks like he does bare minimum for hair upkeep. He let the color fade away and now it looks damaged.
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- Apr 28, 2018
Not only that but did you see how kinked up his hair is? Eugh. He's in desperate need of a make-over.
But who am I kidding? He'll never see it as a problem because he's already seen himself as the "perfect woman" with that hair...
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for someone who claims to be working out everyday, his second chain is getting bigger and bigger with every selfie.
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- Dec 24, 2015
Being banned from Bronycon is like getting cast out of the leper colony
Don't you know? He's posted pics of him working out before on the treadmill! That alone means he has the excuse to be lazy once again because he's worked out in his life!
By that logic he has no need to put in any more effort in future!
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His darkly blotchy complexion looks like a skillet with sausage residue.
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I definitely second the idea of not banning Chris from Brony Con.
These days the places we can get new media on them is shrinking every day.
Now, if they were to be banned later in the event, I'd be fine with that.
These days the places we can get new media on them is shrinking every day.
Now, if they were to be banned later in the event, I'd be fine with that.
Oregano
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It seems like he's not even looking at the camera 100%. Is it just me who thinks this? Then again, Chris doesn't seem very photogenic.
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No. Just shitty patterns because China doesn't give a fuck. You can also sometimes find disgusting shit inside of them if you cut them open. Maybe bits of newspaper, beetle exoskeletons, or broken sewing machine needles. The prizes are endless! And they can't really get in trouble because the plush are unlicensed and illegal already!
No, he won't get banned if he brings the shitty plush to bronycon. I just mean it's a crappy doll and other vendors aren't allowed to sell them because they're shit. This company makes pokemon and other stuff too, and vendors can be reported and removed from halls from a lot of conventions for selling these things. It's one thing if a fan has a shitty bootleg plush, and another if a booth is selling them en mass to customers. It looks bad on behalf of the convention to allow something like that so they usually shut it down.
fiu0cm
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Chris smugly corrects Elon Musk about the cartoon dimension. I'm pretty sure Musk's "theory" was that real life could be a computer simulation.
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I mean, Elon Musk is basically a lolcow with a lot of money and too much brains for his own good.
...I am more interested in asking why does this interest Chris all of a sudden ?
And furthermore, why the fuck is he mentioning his OCs to Elon of all people?
...oh nevermind. Chris being Chris again.
And furthermore, why the fuck is he mentioning his OCs to Elon of all people?
...oh nevermind. Chris being Chris again.
JULAY
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I'm not at all surprised that the fat autist watches that idiotic show.
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- Feb 3, 2016
Because Chris thinks that all characters and OCs ever imagined are real in their other dimension, so Elon Musk's "theory" that we are all characters fits in perfectly with Chris's "if you think it, it is true" mentality. Of course, TBBT is the height of science news as we all know, and it's definitely a real theory that Musk has and not some goofy comment he tossed out at an interview once.
You know, Chris must never have been a fan of Lauren Faust's other show "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends," because they had a couple of episodes that relate heavily to this dumb theory of his. Basically there is this girl character who has a very active imagination, and constantly imagines new Imaginary Friends. So the whole place gets overrun with all of these things she imagines, because she can imagine five or ten at a time. She is actually banned from entering the Foster Home since she'll just overflow the house with all her imaginary friends. There's also an episode where it's shown that babies' imaginations create basically little static balls, which are all stuffed into a big room at the house since they are being created perpetually by new babies and they are about as sentient as a sea cucumber.
If everyone's OCs and characters were all real in the other dimension, it would be ridiculously populated. I'm sure almost everyone on Earth with a non-re/tard IQ has imagined some form of character at multiple points in their lives. And Chris has created at least one character "by accident", so it doesn't have to be a purposeful manifestation. Population density in this other dimension would be insane, there would be standing room only.
Of course, he can't grasp the concept of Australia, and these days likely barely comprehends the world outside Virginya and maybe Maryland, so something like that would never tickle his rotting brain.
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fiu0cm
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The wink emoji is much worse.
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- Sep 17, 2015
The emojis coupled with the blue heart flanked by lightning bolts (which he's obviously trying to push as his Twitter trademark) makes him look like a Facebook mom obsessed with the SS.