Containment Random Chris Updates

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm pretty sure Musk's "theory" was that real life could be a computer simulation.

Which is debunked by π, as a computer simulation would need infinite space to store the value of something that manifests in the real world.

Anyway what if Musk noticed Chris? Or blocked him?

I'm not at all surprised that the fat autist watches that idiotic show.

Not to mention he takes it seriously, like when he got the idea of the multiverse from Family Guy.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

The wink emoji is much worse.
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How Chris sees himself when he uses the wink emoji:

What everyone else sees:

Spoiler: Hello, m'lady

 

[fiu0cm]

Anyway what if Musk noticed Chris? Or blocked him?

Chris' account is still private, so Musk can't notice Chris.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris' account is still private, so Musk can't notice Chris.

It's truly a blessing in disguise for Chris. He can spout off his autistic nonsense to whomever he likes and the trolls will be none the wiser. Obviously nobody he talks to will ever reply back but that is how it's always been.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How Chris sees himself when he uses the wink emoji:

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What everyone else sees:

Spoiler: Hello, m'lady

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Just looking from this pic to the most recent, it's almost as if Chris' physical appearance has deteriorated even more and become more masculine. His lip volume is way down, his eyebrows are big bushy and ugly, and his face droops like a decorative autumn squash rotting in the hot, southern sun.

 

[Eugene90]

It's really sad and tragic when you realize Elon would never be able to read even one of Chris' posts due to his protected status but he spout on anyway as an attempt to gather whatever attention he can, and then outright ignore any 'Bugbears' (damn I hate that term...) that don't ride on his delusions only to blame them for whatever failure in the whole Merge fantasy not happening.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Just looking from this pic to the most recent, it's almost as if Chris' physical appearance has deteriorated even more and become more masculine. His lip volume is way down, his eyebrows are big bushy and ugly, and his face droops like a decorative autumn squash rotting in the hot, southern sun.

Right? All the years of shitty diet, zero exercise, poor hygiene, bootleg/prescription hormones, and unremitting "stress" from da trolls and bullies seem to be hitting him like a freight train lately.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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I know Chris has little range of expression, but that smug satisfaction when he acquires a new toy is always morbidly amusing and pathetically sad at the same time.

OMG Chris stop growing more chins!!!

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris, if you want to make facial expression, at least look yourself in the fucking mirror

 

[Notorious A.D.H.D]

OMG Chris stop growing more chins!!!

It shows his age. If by some miracle he lives to 80 he would probably have 100 chins.

 

[NerdShamer]

Chris, if you want to make facial expression, at least look yourself in the fucking mirror

It'll be kind of hard for him to find it, with him being cooped up in his room all day.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Just looking from this pic to the most recent, it's almost as if Chris' physical appearance has deteriorated even more and become more masculine. His lip volume is way down, his eyebrows are big bushy and ugly, and his face droops like a decorative autumn squash rotting in the hot, southern sun.

Fuck dude, reading that was somehow even worse than looking at him.. and now looking at him is somehow going to be even worse..

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The wink emoji is much worse.
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Haters gonna get their communpence soon enough.

We all know what that means

 

[fiu0cm]

Some Twitter sped is allegedly sending Chris a Switch

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

"Hey dude, like, wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if we spend 300 bucks on a video game console and like, mailed it to Chris? That'll sure show him!"

 

[Eugene90]

Oh dear ...

This will go swimmingly well for sure.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Some Twitter sped is allegedly sending Chris a Switch
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And some people think that Chris doesn't have genuine fans...
Nothing about these people's actions seem to been sarcastic, have ulterior motives. or come across as weenish or idea guy-ish. There really are some people out there that think he's funny or a living meme (somehow that's positive).
I know it must sound impossible because Chris is a such an asshole, but anything is possible with Trump in the White House.

 

[Insignificance Delusions]

And some people think that Chris doesn't have genuine fans...
Nothing about these people's actions seem to been sarcastic, have ulterior motives. or come across as weenish or idea guy-ish. There really are some people out there that think he's funny or a living meme (somehow that's positive).
I know it must sound impossible because Chris is a such an asshole, but anything is possible with Trump in the White House.

If they are genuine they are as autistic as he is. If they are trolls they are as stupid as he is.

 

[Oregano]

Welp, looks like Chris is getting that Switch he's always wanted. Inb4 the box is filled with something like pickles as an ebic trolling attempt, but I doubt that.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

This looks like a mash-up of Silent Hill and CWC. The blurred-out face seems to be a classic Chris face in black and white, it's actually pretty terrifying.

It's also more evidence that Chris continues to have no idea when someone is fucking with him.