🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[AlisterMycroft]

It can't really be Dispatch since Dispatch, to my knowledge, only bothered doxxing people who used real names when donating to the indiegogo.

Ralph is definitely a suspect and would have likeky used paypal info, but how exactly would one tie your name and username from your Instagram and how could Ralph figure this out if it's been private this whole time like you said it was?

The ibs mystery hour season premier is off to a interesting start. Gonna be my favorite anime of 2019.

 

[Degenerated]

Should I just start planting mines in my yard now for when Gator shows up?

Just listen for the sound board.

 

[Spectre_06]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about IG stuff.

I'll grant you maybe he did. But lacking the full context on it, I'd assume--because they WERE talking about the folder as well--that Andy downloaded both thinking he's doing good. Which is why Andy shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised. In any case, the fact that they were looking into this--which the law says is child porn--of their own volition is probably enough to have Ralph's freedom revoked.

 

[P-40 Warhawk]

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Is that a threat? The guntfather will be sending his plate capos for you! Jokingly of course.

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

 

[Spectre_06]

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

Fucknuggets.

 

[verissimus]

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

Tumors?

 

[Smarty Pants]

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

It's like this:

BOSS
Underboss | Consigliere
Capo
Soldier
Associate​

EDIT: Sorry I read Godfather

 

[Lord Akira]

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

The Gunt
Rolls
Cellulite
Strechmarks
Cells

 

[Niggernerd]

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

Guntlets

 

[Spectre_06]

Guntlets

Guntards

 

[Hail Mandalore]

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

Stretchmarks

 

[AlisterMycroft]

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

Makers Markers

 

[twozero]

If Sargon is The Godfather and has the capos, what's the proper term for lieutenant in guntfather terminology? Inquiring minds must know.

I'm partial to Guntlets

 

[TPDPolice]

Why is it so hard to find a youtuber I can watch without worrying about them spontaneously combusting into spaghetti and autism?

 

[Dingus Egg]

As the FBI enter Ralph's house kicking aside empty bottles of Makers Mark and vape pens as they drag him to their party van, a small crowd gathers. As the festivities end, only one remains. He lets out a soft smuckle as he wipes the dust off his suit and says,

Spoiler: BIG REVEAL

"Fucking Gottem"

End credits play for IBS season 3.

I'm partial to Guntlets

I also like guntlets. They remind me of the weird creatures people made out of the gunt.

Also what do you call an otherkin that identifies as the Gunt? A Guntkin

 

[Lord Akira]

Why is it so hard to find a youtuber I can watch without worrying about them spontaneously combusting into spaghetti and autism?

Most people that want to be youtubers are basically autists that require military-grade zippers to keep their spaghetti in their pockets ironically enough.

 

[Spectre_06]

Why is it so hard to find a youtuber I can watch without worrying about them spontaneously combusting into spaghetti and autism?

You can watch me.

I'm not saying you should. But you can.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

You can watch me.

I'm not saying you should. But you can.

No that’s gay.

 

[Niggernerd]

Does it matter who ibs king is? It's a cursed title and dead. Cog and Zoom can fight over it. They'll always be faggots like those before them.

 

[tuscangarder]

Should I just start planting mines in my yard now for when Gator shows up?

He's so fat that all you would need is to plant one.