Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

It's not just jews, other ethnicities have large rampant noses. Am Italian friend of mine had a bump shaved off. I thought she was cuter with it, but I don't have to look at it in a mirror. My family has a bulbous Irish potato nose and my dad promised plastic surgery to any of us who got it. I got the smaller version but am happy for it's symmetrical appearance at least. I wouldn't want one of those cookie cutter voldemort breatheholes they slap on everyone anymore. Rather have big than hideous.

One of the main issues with plastic surgery is that is simply a cosmetic fix. There was a rather funny ad for a Taiwanese plastic surgeon that made a point. You can have all the cosmetic surgery in the world, but your kids will inherit you cauliflower ears, slant eyes, or hooked nose regardless.

I also find it really odd that the people who usually do not need cosmetic surgery, at least in the case of celebrities and the like are the ones who actually spend so much money on getting work done.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

One of the main issues with plastic surgery is that is simply a cosmetic fix. There was a rather funny ad for a Taiwanese plastic surgeon that made a point. You can have all the cosmetic surgery in the world, but your kids will inherit you cauliflower ears, slant eyes, or hooked nose regardless.

I also find it really odd that the people who usually do not need cosmetic surgery, at least in the case of celebrities and the like are the ones who actually spend so much money on getting work done.

I truly wonder what happens to these kids of plastic instathots and women like Kim K. To begin with, can you even grow up to be a normal person when you have a mother whose life evolves around their ass and looks? Imagine hitting puberty and suddenly you get body hair, which your mother doesn't have or you're not getting a massive ass and huge tits like her. Everyone's insecure in their teens but when you have a narcissistic, vain whore mother, will you be ever able to develop a healthy body image, self-esteem and self worth?

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

I truly wonder what happens to these kids of plastic instathots and women like Kim K. To begin with, can you even grow up to be a normal person when you have a mother whose life evolves around their ass and looks? Imagine hitting puberty and suddenly you get body hair, which your mother doesn't have or you're not getting a massive ass and huge tits like her. Everyone's insecure in their teens but when you have a narcissistic, vain whore mother, will you be ever able to develop a healthy body image, self-esteem and self worth?

Honestly I think the best think that her kids could do for themselves is basically be as boring as possible where celebrity is concerned, and end up working in STEM or contributing to the world. I honestly think that in terms of universal justice would be the sweetest thing, to have kids who see how vain their parents are and completely switch off from it.

That said, I don't think it will be the case, those kids will never want for anything in their life and if the rest of the family is any good example, they will probably end up being C list celebs and part of the Hollywood aristocracy because of the money that the family has. Plastic surgery will most likely be a forgone conclusion, because I don't think that the Kardasian's actually understand what natural beauty is.

 

[Medicated]

One of the main issues with plastic surgery is that is simply a cosmetic fix. There was a rather funny ad for a Taiwanese plastic surgeon that made a point. You can have all the cosmetic surgery in the world, but your kids will inherit you cauliflower ears, slant eyes, or hooked nose regardless.

I also find it really odd that the people who usually do not need cosmetic surgery, at least in the case of celebrities and the like are the ones who actually spend so much money on getting work done.

According to an article I read, the woman in that ad had her life ruined because people thought the photo was real, and accosted her in the street, telling her she was a plastic monster, and what she did to her husband was horrible.

 

[Vaganabanana]

Chinese woman spends $2000 on plastic surgery for cat's 'ugly' eyelids

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Some gook bitch paid two grand to give her CAT fucking plastic surgery.

 

[Brain Power]

Chinese woman spends $2000 on plastic surgery for cat's 'ugly' eyelids

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Some gook bitch paid two grand to give her CAT fucking plastic surgery.

Excuse me, WHAT?! Why?! I don't care about people getting plastic surgery, but doing it on animals is a huge no-no for me, unless it's to fix an actual deformity on them

 

[Petrusha]

That's not uncommon at all. Docking and ear cropping, anyone?

I would also say spaying/nuetering but like, there are actual good reasons to do those instead of just being cosmetic, even tho they aren't fixing a deformity

 

[NoFeline]

That's not uncommon at all. Docking and ear cropping, anyone?

I mean, that's true, but they're also not fucking around with potentially destroying the animal's senses. There can't possibly be a standard for how this kind of procedure is done in felines.

 

[Bees]

I mean, that's true, but they're also not fucking around with potentially destroying the animal's senses. There can't possibly be a standard for how this kind of procedure is done in felines.

There's a condition where the eyelid turns inwards and lashes rub against the cornea (entropian?) and the surgery to correct it involves cutting a crescent shape out of the lid and stitching it up--very similar to double eyelid surgery in humans.

 

[Sparklepants]

Chinese woman spends $2000 on plastic surgery for cat's 'ugly' eyelids

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Some gook bitch paid two grand to give her CAT fucking plastic surgery.

If you think the cat is ugly, why not just... get a different cat? 2k can buy a pedigreed cat that’ll meet breed standards.

 

[Dysnomia]

And the legs! THE LEGS! Does this person actually have a thigh gap?

Looks like she only got decent legs. Imagine having to hold up that queen sized fupa on those toothpicks. Horrifying.

Some people just have shit genetics, where they put weight on primarily in bad areas, like the neck, the forearms, lower legs (also known as cankles), or the fat pad below the navel. Both guys and girls can get giant fupas if their genetics allow for it. In mens cases they have to do surgery as the penis disappears into the skin growing around it. becoming infected and painful.

Or you can be one of those lucky people that put on weight evenly, or even rarer, the ones that just put weight on the boobs, butt, and thighs. People want that look so badly they are willing to do surgery or fat moved from one area to the other to get that look.



Yeah it's pretty sad

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It looks so bizarre plus those products are very bad for your skin in the longrun.

I can't speak for everyone, but for some people it is a cultural thing. The lighter you are the more "high class" you are. So, in some African countries this is a huge thing. I suspect the reasoning for some people is similar here in America, more of an aesthetic and if you think back to say, the time of slavery -- House Slaves were always lighter. Ie. You are not beautiful unless you are light skinned.

People still use lightening cream despite the backlash and health concerns. In third world dumps there are a lot of dangerous lightening producs that will burn your skin badly over time. Lil Kim looks horrible now. The doctor that sold her that face must be a sadist.

 

[Sadcake]

There's a condition where the eyelid turns inwards and lashes rub against the cornea (entropian?) and the surgery to correct it involves cutting a crescent shape out of the lid and stitching it up--very similar to double eyelid surgery in humans.

Can confirm . Had a dog that had to have that surgery on one eye. The difference between the two aesthetic wise was pretty severe. The one that had the surgery DID look like a monolid. But it gave her trouble her whole life and she was prone to infections in that eye. I cant imagine doing that shit for looks alone. That's cruel af

 

[MuffinTime]

synthol is for men what grotesque XL breast implants are for women.
this is moustafa ismail, an egyptian who synthol'd his way to the biggest arms on the planet:
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How'd he get his shirt on...?

 

[PT 522]

How'd he get his shirt on...?

Maybe it zips up in the back
E: wait you can see a rip in his right sleeve in the second picture

 

[Petrusha]

Maybe his sleeves zip up the back

 

[Trombonista]

Do noodlesandbeef and his "pups" count?

 

[Medicated]

synthol is for men what grotesque XL breast implants are for women.
this is moustafa ismail, an egyptian who synthol'd his way to the biggest arms on the planet:
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Synthol is always hilarious

 

[Dysnomia]

Synthol is always hilarious
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Meanwhile, those pecs look like a bad porn star boob job.

 

[polonium]

Meanwhile, those pecs look like a bad porn star boob job.

That's the bit that spins me out. Do those guys look in the mirror and think "Aw, fuck I've given myself titties. Oh well, better make the most of it" or do they think they look good?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

That's the bit that spins me out. Do those guys look in the mirror and think "Aw, fuck I've given myself titties. Oh well, better make the most of it" or do they think they look good?

Some of them have the mentality that the bigger and grosser those parts look, the better. They are the bodybuilder equivalent of porn bimbos and instathots.