Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

drtoboggan said:
I love how Lucas fails to realize men can know single women and introduce him to them, so he only wants to play board games with women. He's incredibly exceptional in the social networking department.
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Oh he knows. He also knows standing next to literally any other man on earth would make him look an even uglier catch than usual so he just avoids other men.

Also he’s a gigantic coward who fears individuals with actual measurable amounts of testosterone.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Oh he knows. He also knows standing next to literally any other man on earth would make him look an even uglier catch than usual so he just avoids other men.

Also he’s a gigantic coward who fears individuals with actual measurable amounts of testosterone.
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He nearly got his ass kicked by a girl whose friend he was creeping on. Not only is he a coward, he's pretty damn pathetic too.
 
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mothman96 said:
Looks like he's aiming for the twitter version of " I need a girl on my 39 yr old dick, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now"

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern
Am I worthy of love? Then why not bring me a woman?

9:25 PM - 15 Feb 2019
Lily Pendleton‏ @LilyPendleton3 6h6 hours ago
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No, you’re not. Stop the predatory, entitled, stuck up bullshit. Humble yourself a little and stop reaching SO far out of your league, and also become someone women might actually want. No one who thinks women should be handed to him on a silver platter is worthy of love.

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Bring you a woman? Is that possible? Are we sacrificing her? Or wait. Does "woman" mean like a cold drink or maybe like your loafers?

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Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be complaining, but do you introduce women to me? You'd rather hear me complain, I guess.

9:41 PM - 15 Feb 2019

Lily Pendleton‏ @LilyPendleton3 6h6 hours ago

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Well your complaints are funny bc they’re so delusional, you seem like you’re just trolling. So yes we’d rather see that than subject a woman to someone as predatory and frightening as you.

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Considering that she has a son that's in the same age group Lucas looks for a girlfriend it's safe to assume he considers her son competition. Even with his heart conditions.
 
Yeah, where is Lucas? He's not on Twitter. Is he posting Islamic content on Facebook or maybe did he get thrown in the loony bin again?


mothman96 said:
He hasn't been on his twitter since the 19th. Is he back to facebook?
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Garfieldchu said:
Maybe he finally found a 16-22 boyfriend-free ovulator to make into a sweetheart from the telomeres up.
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Ah, his quest to spawn the successor to his impressive board games business empire will never end. The more he tries to pursue it, the further away his goal gets.

For Lucas to even have a shot at this goal, he'd have to work on his selfish personality and accept help for his mental health at the very least. We all know there are ladies out there that are into bigger men, but he won't have a chance with them because of his insufferable sense of entitlement.
 
Aristophanes said:
Ah, his quest to spawn the successor to his impressive board games business empire will never end. The more he tries to pursue it, the further away his goal gets.

For Lucas to even have a shot at this goal, he'd have to work on his selfish personality and accept help for his mental health at the very least. We all know there are ladies out there that are into bigger men, but he won't have a chance with them because of his insufferable sense of entitlement.
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Would it make a difference, though? Even if he stopped spouting all the pedomere shit, any prospective partner is going to flee once they Google him. Maybe if he got a name change, moved and drastically altered his appearance on top of the personality work and therapy.
 
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Can anyone confirm, is Lucas back on Facebook? He has not posted anything on Twitter in almost a week. I saw he "liked" a post about two days ago. It's not like him to go dark on social media.
 
Garfieldchu said:
Would it make a difference, though? Even if he stopped spouting all the pedomere shit, any prospective partner is going to flee once they Google him. Maybe if he got a name change, moved and drastically altered his appearance on top of the personality work and therapy.
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So pretty much just don't be Lucas Werner.

Really you are better off saying, well Chris COULD start for the Denver Broncos if...

no really, Chris has a better chance, maybe some make a wish shit for retards would let him throw the ball at a training camp vs Lucas ever being a respectable, sane, productive, human. I don't mean it even as a-log. Lucas is fucking doomed and truly a sick person with horrible desires, it's why no matter how goofy and silly he is, he's a horror cow. There's no hope, no recovery, no improvement. It's gonna end when we find the corner report from obesity and organ damage. That's the realty, he's a creepy pedophile who's lost in his own world, who neglects the most basic self care and upkeep all to try to molest kids. He's got less a chance or planning than Wil E Coyote thank goodness, but it's the intent that makes him down right terrifying in ways.
 
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Lucas is back at it with the board games.

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Also, is there any way we can edit the OP? It hasn't been updated in a while, and needs a bit of work since new developments have come to light.
 
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Bassomatic said:
So pretty much just don't be Lucas Werner.

Really you are better off saying, well Chris COULD start for the Denver Broncos if...

no really, Chris has a better chance, maybe some make a wish shit for exceptional individuals would let him throw the ball at a training camp vs Lucas ever being a respectable, sane, productive, human. I don't mean it even as a-log. Lucas is fucking doomed and truly a sick person with horrible desires, it's why no matter how goofy and silly he is, he's a horror cow. There's no hope, no recovery, no improvement. It's gonna end when we find the corner report from obesity and organ damage. That's the realty, he's a creepy pedophile who's lost in his own world, who neglects the most basic self care and upkeep all to try to molest kids. He's got less a chance or planning than Wil E Coyote thank goodness, but it's the intent that makes him down right terrifying in ways.
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Since fat Lucas wants to control and dominate a woman so much he would love Saudi Arabia, or pretty much any other Middle Eastern Muslim shit hole. He would just have to hide the whole atheist thing and pretend to be a Muslim. In Saudi Arabia atheism is considered terrorism. But since his whole life is dedicated to raping children, he can control and rape young girls in those countries and get away with it as long as he is married to them. He’d be another fat abusive man just like the fat abusive sand niggers.
 
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Dia de Muertos said:
Wtf am I even looking at
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I can explain it very simply, it's pointless numbers.

Lucas thinks he's a math whiz and will scroll incorrect forumlas or random ass numbers down with no context as if he's laying down blue prints or some crazy calculation that only he can grasp when it's really just a pile of letters and numbers that look interesting to him.

We've seen his understanding of basic math to be comically low (for one example on his board games sperg he said there is no difference from a single 20 side die, vs 2 10s) This is something most middle schoolers could write out to prove him wrong, not just explain how he's incorrect, but write out the proofs.

Lucas is shitting out random numbers to try to make people think it's the next Euluers number that only he gets. When really the only thing he gets is fatter and balder.
 
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