LaughingJoke
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Poor Blobby he hates to see food exit his mouth instead of entering it.This is more interesting material tbh.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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But if he does that, who will be the mouthpiece for the cultural elites who want to purge white males from the Midwest?
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Wait, didn't he claim he didn't live in his brother's basement? How does he get a bug that's going through the family unless he lives with them?
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He could probably claim that it's like a seasonal thing and that he knows they all got it because they had a party going on or something, but it's stupid to think everyone would go to a party if they were this sick.
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I wouldn't throw someone in prison over evidence like this. It's possible he caught it during a visit or he was commenting on a strange coincidence, but I'll bet a doughnut he's living with his brother.
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Remember that disgusting looking nacho thing he brought to his family’s thanksgiving? It looked like diarrhea covered in cheddar cheese. I’m sure that’s why he’s sick, he doesn’t eat well and he doesn’t know how to properlt prepare food.This is more interesting material tbh.
That’s a really dumb thing to say, Le Page is an idiot but so is Blobb. The electoral College doesn’t protect white interests, it protects small state interests from coastal elites dominating government. Guess what, a lot of minorities live in those states too idiots.
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Hey, with how much that gut of his can hold I don’t blame him for complaining. His puking sessions probably last literal minutesThis is more interesting material tbh.
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Stomach Flu isn't even the flu, it's food poisoning. Sounds like Bob is eating the same foods his relatives are eating and someone dun goofed.
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Well, no shocker since he's a guy who might as well be made entirely out of McDonalds, Chicken Nuggets and gravy. He's pretty much the 2nd human being whom you can use as "Hey you CAN make a living human out of junk food!", the 1st being Steven Seagal who clearly was made from a honey glazed ham.
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Nah stuff like Norovirus can be spread through the air and contaminated surfaces since it can be aerosolized through particularly violent vomiting or flushing a toilet without closing the lid.
Though it's commonly spread through infected food it's not really an indicator or poor kitchen hygiene more likely an infected person interacting with a buffet which is how norovirus decimates cruise ships time and time again.
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Here’s a glimpse of how dumb his upcoming RTG on Star Wars will be.
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Though I wouldn't go so far as to recommend Really That Good (or, by extension, Good Enough Movies), I will say that they are by far the most tolerable content Bob has produced, interminable runtime notwithstanding. Probably because it's the most sustained period that we've seen Bob be positive about something. That being said, I get the feeling that this Star Wars episode will have several swipes at the Last Jedi backlash.
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Nah, Bob, the PREQUELS are what you get when you have a space war being fought by hippies, as imagined by Boomer George Lucas. (In other words, a clusterfuck run by out of touch peaceniks too naive to understand how basic human nature works.)
The original Star Wars movies are what you get when a generation of kids who grew up on 1940's/50's era war movies, adventure serials and sci-fi B movies, combine all three together to make an earnest, special effects laden throwback film. (A throwback film which, in novel fashion, also throws in mythology, mysticism and storytelling archetypes which have existed since the dawn of time.) Bob also thinks the film is pro-Buddhist when a big theme of the OT is that Luke CAN'T sever his connections to his friends and family and seek total enlightenment because it would prevent him from stopping evil and turn him into an uncaring being.
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He might have a point if Lucas was a big time hippy. But this was a guy who tried to join the military during the height of the vietnam war, got turned down cause of the beetus, then made a movie about how awesome the 50s were.
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This may be slightly OT, but how does Bob's current avatar look simultaneously bloated and emaciated? It's a look typically restricted to people with lizard metabolisms and HIV.
And it's fucking Taoism, Bob, not Buddhism. "You must unlearn what you have learned?" If Laotzu were still alive, George would owe him royalties.
And it's fucking Taoism, Bob, not Buddhism. "You must unlearn what you have learned?" If Laotzu were still alive, George would owe him royalties.
we're almsot at 1900 pages and 34.000 posts. I still think we should send him a sincere gift as a homage for the milestone.
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How about a gift certificate to Men's Wearhouse so he can buy some grownup clothing that fits?
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Comparing Hamilton to Team America.
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Someone translate this for me. I don't understand what he is saying.
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I would, but it’s buried in such rambling nonsense that it’s impossible for me to explain in simple terms.
From my best try, I think he’s saying that Hamilton like Team America makes Americans feel very patriotic about their country.
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