Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
gREEEEEEEEEr said:
I doubt it. That would make her the hero of his story. I don't think Russ, the guy who's single-handedly taking on the state of Utah to legalize prostitution, would let AOC take the credit for it.

My bet would be that he wanted her to back his efforts and give him some free publicity.
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Yeah, every famous woman Russ harangues is just a potential platform to showcase him and his ideas to the world. He expects them to turn their earned spotlight onto him and demurely step aside so the Man can speak about more important things, and possibly give him sex if the opportunity arises.
 
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lamp shade said:
He’s an “underpaid office worker” now instead of calling himself a janitor. He certainly has a creative way to spin his professions to make them sound important.

I miss the “I work in a law office” line. For those just tuning in, Russ used to send this to every woman/hooker/Instathot and hope they’d assume that meant he was a lawyer.
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"I work in a law office and have a college degree". Yeah, he was seriously hoping people would assume he was a lawyer without him having to outright lie, so if he got called out on it later he could just say they jumped to conclusions. And what is his fixation with working in an office? Lots of talentless people work in offices. Some even have a cubicle of their own. It's nothing to brag about.

EDIT: For those of you just joining us, when Russ says Taylor Swift ruined his life, or AOC spit on him or whatever, he means they didn't bow to his whims, so he made an ass out of himself trying to force them to do something they were under no obligation to do. Russ can't fathom people in a group having different beliefs, so because Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez calls herself a progressive, Russ thinks that means she wants to legalize prostitution, because he's a progressive (he's not), therefore all progressive want to legalize it. He was emailing one of her campaign staff, and as soon as that came up, they stopped responding (or when they figured out he wasn't in the same state, let alone her district).
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
You have to be a Russ type of stupid to provide ID from an Attorney's General's office when you're going to a prostitute, even legal ones.
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Especially if you're then going to stalk and harass them.

Also aren't you really wasting your time trying to impress a hooker? She knows you're the kind of guy who needs to hire a hooker already.
 
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He didn't get discriminated against. He got rejected from a talent show because talking about a disability isn't a talent. I'm sure the deaf girl had something cool and entertaining she did.

It takes zero talent and only a minimum of effort to do what he did. And he had absolutely nothing lined up to follow that powerpoint with if he'd been allowed past auditions.

Surely he'd know that contestants have to keep coming up with new and more impressive acts to continue advancing through the rounds?

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"All the other acts will fade away. But my antics entertain for a lifetime!"

But he's not bitter.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
He didn't get discriminated against. He got rejected from a talent show because talking about a disability isn't a talent. I'm sure the deaf girl had something cool and entertaining she did.

It takes zero talent and only a minimum of effort to do what he did. And he had absolutely nothing lined up to follow that powerpoint with if he'd been allowed past auditions.

Surely he'd know that contestants have to keep coming up with new and more impressive acts to continue advancing through the rounds?

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"All the other acts will fade away. But my antics entertain for a lifetime!"

But he's not bitter.
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There's nothing funny about Russ, a man with no talent at anything at all, not getting on America's Got Talent.

His chimping out is funny, though.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
He didn't get discriminated against. He got rejected from a talent show because talking about a disability isn't a talent. I'm sure the deaf girl had something cool and entertaining she did.

It takes zero talent and only a minimum of effort to do what he did. And he had absolutely nothing lined up to follow that powerpoint with if he'd been allowed past auditions.

Surely he'd know that contestants have to keep coming up with new and more impressive acts to continue advancing through the rounds?

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"All the other acts will fade away. But my antics entertain for a lifetime!"

But he's not bitter.
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Maybe if the payout he's looking for is more of our laughter and mockery.
 
The Shadow said:
What's the Magical Star buddy thing in the subtitle about? I haven't been to the Greer thread in a while. Someone aware me or point me to the right thread page while I butter some popcorn.
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It was explained a few pages back, so if you backtrack you may be able to find that conversation (it has links and a picture, I think), but basically, a Taiwanese tabloid website had some kind of article about Russ. When the article was run through Google Translate, one line called him "this magical star buddy." (A more accurate translation is "magical star-chasing buddy," but that's not nearly as funny.)
 
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Cilleystring said:
Lol passionate about music and writing does not mean writing once a year for the sole purpose of celeb poon. Fake music Russ is probably my favourite Russ
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First of all lol that anyone would want to hangout with Russ. Second if he played Xbox and made a friend and had fun, he would have a friend. By not doing that he's just got a few of shitty songs and rejection.
 
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Very rich of him to declare that you have to work hard for your dreams and be passionate, when he’s one of the laziest motherfuckers on Earth who expects evrything to come effortlessly to him because of his disability.

Before Russell, I think I would hear or read the word “plight” maybe a couple of times a year if that. Crazy how he latched onto it.
 
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I'm guessing that, if there was a conversation, it went like this:
"Russ stop being such a fucking retard and just play X-box or something instead of stalking people."
Alternatively, no one said anything to him and he just sees them playing X-box and assumes that they want him to play.
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
I'm guessing that, if there was a conversation, it went like this:
"Russ stop being such a fucking exceptional individual and just play X-box or something instead of stalking people."
Alternatively, no one said anything to him and he just sees them playing X-box and assumes that they want him to play.
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If I were a betting man, I’d bet my paycheck on the latter.
 
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