Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strine]

I'm sorry gorls, but Miss Amber has indicated through the medium of verse that she's not like the moon and furthermore will not make you look at her in astonish. Then again, if you put some greasy diarrhoea on Luna's head and gave her the jowls of an English Bulldog she'd look right at home on Pillow Mountain...

"Vegan feminist" crackpot white knight asspats with sufficient force to earn a reblog from HRH Queen of Moderation. Remember, Amber has Binge Eating Disorder, which makes her eat too many calories, but when she eats too many calories, it's not a binge. If that sounds like Amber is contradicting herself because she can't even keep track of her own lies, you're just stupid and a haydur! Maybe you should drop out of a worthless diploma like Amber and get educated!

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

Random question: will Big AL get one of those silver YouTube play buttons for reaching 100k subscribers? Would she have to pay for one, or are they automatically sent to people? And finally, could you imagine the ego trip she'd go on if she gets one?

 

[pinkbutterfly]

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"Vegan feminist" crackpot white knight asspats with sufficient force to earn a reblog from HRH Queen of Moderation. Remember, Amber has Binge Eating Disorder, which makes her eat too many calories, but when she eats too many calories, it's not a binge. If that sounds like Amber is contradicting herself because she can't even keep track of her own lies, you're just stupid and a haydur! Maybe you should drop out of a worthless diploma like Amber and get educated!

To be honest, she's right.

Binge eating is not the same as eating too many calories. It's been misused by morons who over-dramatize eating too much ice cream, and AL has definitely hidden behind 'binge eating' to excuse general overeating before - but in this case? Nah, it's not a binge.

Look up a definition for BED, and/or the binging involved with some cases of bulimia. It's different to overeating.

 

[PukeLerry]

I definitely see the resemblance. They are one in the same now and forever.

 

[a834604]

To be honest, she's right.

Binge eating is not the same as eating too many calories. It's been misused by morons who over-dramatize eating too much ice cream, and AL has definitely hidden behind 'binge eating' to excuse general overeating before - but in this case? Nah, it's not a binge.

Look up a definition for BED, and/or the binging involved with some cases of bulimia. It's different to overeating.

Overeaters eat tasty foods, they eat it to feel good. They are able to take a pause, grab a camera, film their food and resume eating. They are able to eat massive amounts, but it's always food that is enjoyable. It's like drinking large amounts of cocktails or popping trendy colorful pills to party and have fun, clearly unhealthy but usually the person is able to make the choice if they want to do it or not.

Binge eaters just eat. It doesn't matter if it's tasty or if it's straight up flour from the bag, they just eat. When an episode is going on, the patient wouldn't be able to stop to film their food or explain why they're eating. They eat until they physically can't eat more or the episode passes. It's like drinking windshield washer fluid or squeezing last bits of heroin from the cotton to get through the morning, it is not optional anymore, it becomes a necessity to live.

Both are unhealthy, both include consuming large amounts of food, alcohol, uppers, downers, whatever. But the reasons behind the eating is what defines whether it's overeating or an uncontrollable mental illness. It doesn't really matter what the food is or how much, but whether it's for pleasure or because you literally feel like the world falls apart if you don't do it makes the difference.

Since Amber is unable to binge unless Becky goes and gets her the tasty foods, she is able to film and plan "binges", she is an overeater and needs different treatment than patients with BED. Though the instant mashed potatoes and cheese resembles something like a BED patient's desperate attempt to gather a binge from whatever is left in the cupboards, only the quantity would be alot larger and they would not stop and film the fucking food before eating.

 

[EH 110]

Amber believes she's enormous because of "BED," but I'd like to hear her explain why not everyone with BED is huge. I doubt someone with the disorder eats the same things every night. In a video last summer, Amber had Becky drive her to Walmart, where she picked up food she planned to eat later that night for a "binge." That proves she's in control. I wish she'd admit that she just likes to eat. Stop trying to attach a disorder to yourself when you've never even discussed it with a doctor.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I'd actually have respect for Amber if she admitted she's housebound because she's pissed and shit herself in public.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Look, if she could go on a quiz show and somehow get the category "garbage Wommart novels aimed at 12yos about dainty lesbians" then she'd make it through at least two rounds. I feel like she's read at least enough to have a delusional idea about her own literary talent, but then again she also claims to be a poet and she knows nothing whatsoever about poetry except that it's supposed to rhyme and using words like "shimmer" makes the poem better. I don't want to blame American high school arts education being completely about ?your own speshul creativity? rather than studying great art to learn what constitutes it, but apart from Amber being a narc moron I think that's the reason.

Oh, you may totally blame the American education system. I went to private schools (smell my farts) and just from talking with my friends that work in public education the arts are completely neglected and lead to people like literally everyone in the KY Gaycare for Speshul Gays.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Oh, you may totally blame the American education system. I went to private schools (smell my farts) and just from talking with my friends that work in public education the arts are completely neglected and lead to people like literally everyone in the KY Gaycare for Speshul Gays.

It's really a bummer. Kids who show interest in the arts are just sort of left to their own devices because nine times out of ten, the "arts" teacher is just a regular teacher who can maybe doodle.

 

[Twinkie]

Random question: will Big AL get one of those silver YouTube play buttons for reaching 100k subscribers? Would she have to pay for one, or are they automatically sent to people? And finally, could you imagine the ego trip she'd go on if she gets one?

I don't know if you have to pay for it but you at least have to request one. They aren't automatically sent out, no

 

[Ann Berlin]

She needs to take up knitting. It will keep both of her hands from feeding her face.

Time to start a charity where immobilized fat people knit blankets for the homeless?

 

[littlekiwi]

So...what amber is saying is all of her 8 pairs of pants have holes in the exact same places?

 

[EH 110]

Random question: will Big AL get one of those silver YouTube play buttons for reaching 100k subscribers? Would she have to pay for one, or are they automatically sent to people? And finally, could you imagine the ego trip she'd go on if she gets one?

You have to claim the reward yourself, which you'll find in the Creator Studio area. It takes 8-12 weeks to arrive.

 

[FitBitch]

If she needs everyone to know she hasn't peeled herself out of those pants for years, she could show the other seven on camera.

 

[Diomia]

So...what amber is saying is all of her 8 pairs of pants have holes in the exact same places?
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Well... she said that she owns 8 pairs of the same pants, not that she wears them. ?

 

[literally low-key]

Well... she said that she owns 8 pairs of the same pants, not that she wears them. ?

She also has 8 bras that are exactly the same shade of dinge. (allegedly)

 

[Turd Blossom]

I can't decide what the best part about this is: the fact that 1) someone took the time to make this and post it on Twitter, 2) that Amber freaked out and felt she needed to officially deny it, or that 3) Amber's alibi is rock solid because there's no way this bitch was up at 10:24 am.

 

[ADHD]

Obviously that wasn't really Amber. There's no cryinglaughing emojis or admonishing this person for daring to assume they knew what Amber was doing.

 

[Turd Blossom]

This might be one of CuntyLynn's finest moments in awhile.
Remember, children: it's perfectly acceptable to publicly accuse someone of being rétarded if you are an assertive, sassy woman who is standing up for her god-given right to eat McNuggies and cheesy potatoes during a 100-day weightloss challenge without judgement!

 

[Strine]

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This might be one of CuntyLynn's finest moments in awhile.
Remember, children: it's perfectly acceptable to publicly accuse someone of being rétarded if you are an assertive, sassy woman who is standing up for her god-given right to eat McNuggies and cheesy potatoes during a 100-day weightloss challenge without judgement!

Cuntylynn is going to lose weight extra fast with the rigorous backpedaling and contortion she'll have to do about her Binge Eedeen Disordur. Every time she's gone off her diet of late, she's not just blamed BED, which she doesn't have, and which at any rate is a diagnostic tool for voluntary behaviour, but which she treats as a total exculpation for her conscious overeating. This has been kicked into high gear with recent retweets from rëtarded SJW asspatters, in which she's actually implied the BED (which she doesn't have) causes a fucking psychogenic fugue where she has no control over her own body, as if the Binge Monster itself possessed our sainted beanbag.

Anyway, her diet failure on Day 2 was the literal definition of a binge, and she has explicitly denied it was either a binge or caused by BED. It looks like Smugberlynn and Cuntylynn have momentarily wrested the steering wheel from Victimlynn, but as soon as she needs to deflect blame for her own actions she'll resurrect the BED narrative like a beanbag in a hurry. I just find it interesting that for once she's saying she consciously ate too much, and can't wait to see the gold medal Olympic gymnastics she has to mentally perform when the diet's complete failure absolutely must not be her own fault.