🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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AnOminous said:
They don't really need much of an excuse to dump on any "alt-right" types whatsoever. That said it's kind of a temptingly scandalous story because how it happened is just so fucking stupid.
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Honestly, the worst part (for Andy and Ethan at least) is that unlike most articles written by your typical journalist, they are literally just recounting what happened and using the words they used on stream against them. There's basically no way to defend themselves other than to deny it happened, but there are still mirrors of the stream up and people have downloaded the actual stream itself (or at least the incriminating part). They're royally fucked. You can say it's a hitpiece and you'd be half right, but that really doesn't detract from any of these things going on right now. This is a good reminder why you should never become and alcoholic and never use hard drugs. If Andy and/or Ralph were sober enough to think this through, this situation might never have happened and they would just be streaming their gay podcasts or whatever in peace. Plus, they'd probably wouldn't pick fights with random people over nothing, actually invest more in their business ventures so that they could make more money from their paypigs and not ruin their own "businesses"
 
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Coh said:
This is a good reminder why you should never become and alcoholic and never use hard drugs. If Andy and/or Ralph were sober enough to think this through, this situation might never have happened and they would just be streaming their gay podcasts or whatever in peace.
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Their problem is their "success" is largely from people who want to see some drunken idiots fuck up and wreck their lives and are rooting for shit exactly like this to happen.
 
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Coh said:
This is a good reminder why you should never become and alcoholic and never use hard drugs.
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no, shuush with you.
Let mouthbreathers self-immolate in front of thousands of people. I need people like them to boost my self-steem. To know that even though im a massive fucking useless piece of shit, there is people who are even bigger pieces of shit and even more useless.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Oh Ralph, you do realize that cops will do and say things to make you feel comfortable and keep you talking to further incriminate yourself right?
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He’s followed the Smollett case religiously shouldn’t he realize the police will continue to say your innocent until they’re ready to slap the cuffs on you?
 
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Smarty Pants said:
Was there a show tonight? How many live viewers did he have at the peak? @DispatchCommit stop being lazy, gib graphs.
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Last time I checked he was at 1.5k, and this was midshow when Nick started streaming (which by the way hit a peak of 3.3k viewers and stayed around 2.9k -3k through the entire duration)
 
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Colonel J said:
What number do you consider to be the death threshold so that each time a show is over that you have no choice but to kiss the Guntfather's ring?
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Ralph's supposed to be (in his words) a success. Pulling in 3.5k viewers. He's as dead as Mundane Matt. Double standards are gay so if Matt was dead at 1.2k viewers for videos and 200 for live when he had 150k+ subs then Ralph's dead. Ralph and his fwends advertise it on twitter also does the TRR on Memology's channel which has a pretty huge sub count. (111k) No excuse to be so low on views.
 
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AltisticRight said:
I think by July, this thread will surpass the Sargon one in terms of pages.
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Your faith in Sargon's ability to not do anything extremely stupid for the next three-and-three-quarter months is almost touching. Also at the rate this year is going odds are that by July someone else will have imploded just as spectacularly and will eclipse even Ralph's fuckups. I wonder who's gonna be next.

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Specifically it started from a selfie that Ralph and the rest of the Knoxville Knockout Crew took after they met up leading up to the Donga no-show. At first glance it's a normal group of happy guys, but look at it long enough and you'll notice the big blob of flesh hanging out the bottom of Ralph's shirt. The image was immediately memed by Ralph's detractors and, apparently, Ralph didn't take it too well at first and would ban people from his Stream.me chat who mentioned it.
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I knew about the picture since it's part of the irl fight saga, I just couldn't believe everything started because he was mad about the gunt jokes, which are something he could have easily ignored if they pissed him off so much.
 
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No creativity said:
Also at the rate this year is going odds are that by July someone else will have imploded just as spectacularly and will eclipse even Ralph's fuckups. I wonder who's gonna be next.
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CRP after getting fucked with by Incognitive Chav and Godwinson more.
Also there's Andy who is burning just as fast as Ralph.
 
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