🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Love Machine]

To be fair, I don't think anybody's accused them of being pedos, just being incredibly, jaw-droppingly exceptional.

Let's accuse people of wildly swinging around accusations of people being pedophiles then.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

They're afraid

 

[bigasscigar]

They're afraid

If they live together why are they tweeting at each other still?

 

[Shady Attorney]

If they live together why are they tweeting at each other still?

Because they have to declare how okay they are to the public. Not realizing how badly it’s giving off the opposite effect

 

[Khorne Flakes]

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I get a real gay vibe from those tweets. Doesn't anyone else feel it too?

 

[Unog]

Because they have to declare how okay they are to the public. Not realizing how badly it’s giving off the opposite effect

Insert joke about shrinking into a corncob here.

I get a real gay vibe from those tweets. Doesn't anyone else feel it too?

Yeah, but less normal homosexual vibes and more "brojob" vibes. Like the guys from that article in A&H about "straight men masturbation" clubs.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

They're afraid
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Christ, Andy sounds like he is talking to his interracial boyfriend in a 1980's made for TV movie that takes place in the rural south.

Also, we all know the only fuel Ralph functions on is cheap bourbon he claims is Makers but at least Andy will be in a great place to find his fuel source.

I'd love to see the look on his fat face when he realizes a glass of midrange bourbon in Miami is like $15-20 at a bar. Ya ain't going to Knoxville this time son.

 

[Smarty Pants]

@theralph at this rate you'll get an internet insanity in about 2 months lol

By the way, every single person is aware that you use "lol", "lmfao" and "I DONT GIVE A FAWK" as a means to hide how mad on the internet you are.

If you didn't give a fawk why are you sperging in chat? . Give us a taste of that milk Ralph. I know you're reading this you fucking sped.

Every time Ralph says "lol" someone should play the "YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME" audio

Yeah Ralph get that copy and explain why a crime that took place in Canada is being investigated by your local police instead of having a party van sent (which is what happened to Destiny for lesser accusations).

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Zoom is fucking up on the calls right now but he has a point that the story is weird. The FBI(?) guy he called said the story is possible but its very weird if true.
Its pretty fair to doubt Ralph's story but its also possible that Ralph got lucky and had a really incompetent cop.

 

[Unog]

Zoom is fucking up on the calls right now but he has a point that the story is weird. The FBI(?) guy he called said the story is possible but its very weird if true.
Its pretty fair to doubt Ralph's story but its also possible that Ralph got lucky and had a really incompetent cop.

The point still remains that the biggest hole in his story is that it's a local officer.

What he and Andy did was federal level.

 

[Spooky]

They're afraid
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This is the kind of tweet you'd expect ethots to send to eachother after a bad breakup or similar.

I get a real gay vibe from those tweets. Doesn't anyone else feel it too?

Well we do know Andy's type, and Ralph is very fat...

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Anyone else noticed that Ralph's story sounds like Andy's story from when Cheong swatted him?
"They were laughing with me at the spergs lol."

The point still remains that the biggest hole in his story is that it's a local officer.

What he and Andy did was federal level.

Yeah that irks me as well, I'm also baffled that Ralph decided to show the card for the detective rather than just the form that he said he signed. Could be Ralph being exceptional but my incredulity is really straining.

 

[superberries]

@theralph at this rate you'll get an internet insanity in about 2 months lol
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By the way, every single person is aware that you use "lol", "lmfao" and "I DONT GIVE A FAWK" as a means to hide how mad on the internet you are.
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If you didn't give a fawk why are you sperging in chat? . Give us a taste of that tard cum Ralph. I know you're reading this you fucking sped.
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Every time Ralph says "lol" someone should play the "YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME" audio
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Yeah Ralph get that copy and explain why a crime that took place in Canada is being investigated by your local police instead of having a party van sent (which is what happened to Destiny for lesser accusations).

He posted that like 2 mins before sperging in chat lmao

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I don't care what Zoom is talking about tbh,…

archived 9 Mar 2019 22:18:55 UTC

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[Goku 1000000 O]

He posted that like 2 mins before sperging in chat lmao

"I don't care"
spergsout anyway
Looking a bit like Sargon there Ralph

 

[Smarty Pants]

He posted that like 2 mins before sperging in chat lmao

He unironically cares a lot about what every single troll he comes across thinks about him.

 

[Arcturus]

I get a real gay vibe from those tweets. Doesn't anyone else feel it too?

Yes.

Does anyone know if Donga has jumped on this yet to begin deflecting attention from himself?

 

[Unog]

Yeah that irks me as well, I'm also baffled that Ralph decided to show the card for the detective rather than just the form that he said he signed. Could be Ralph being exceptional but my incredulity is really straining.

Gee, it's almost like he made the whole thing up to get /cow/ off his back or something.

He unironically cares a lot about what every single troll he comes across thinks about him.

Including us, for whatever ridiculous reason.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Gee, it's almost like he made the whole thing up to get /cow/ off his back or something.

I'm honestly being way too nice about this, but I'm being open about it because there's a chance Ralph will just post a copy of the form. I'm excited to see what will happen regardless.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Gee, it's almost like he made the whole thing up to get /cow/ off his back or something.

Really getting Kero vibes from Ralph all of a sudden

Including us, for whatever ridiculous reason.

He misses being liked here

 

[Niggernerd]

Yes.

Does anyone know if Donga has jumped on this yet to begin deflecting attention from himself?

he has. Only reason he isn't getting shit on is because he banned damned near everybody. Dingus is on Steve shives levels of exceptionalism. Shame for him incognitive chav has been making fun of his wrestle wrestle. And all his bullshit will never disappear as long as AP is still around.

They're afraid
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Andy sounds like a dru--nvm. Anyways these two are getting butt blasted over banter but their lemmings don't see it? That's just mind boggling how ignorant people are, also Ralph those emojis are hella gay and kinda makes a nibba thunk you made your lemmings actually just pay for your vacation ?