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Huh?! I thought he joined the Socialist Rifle Association long ago?!
(From 18 Nov 2018 )
So it took him 3 months to gather the $25 membership fee?!
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Huh?! I thought he joined the Socialist Rifle Association long ago?!
(From 18 Nov 2018 )
So it took him 3 months to gather the $25 membership fee?!
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Huh?! I thought he joined the Socialist Rifle Association long ago?!
(From 18 Nov 2018 )
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So it took him 3 months to gather the $25 membership fee?!
What a waste of money since he doesn't own any firearms. But then, Phil has never had any hangups about wasting money since he doesn't even earn it.
Also, gotta love how you can still see his Fetal Alcohol tard eyes through his sunglasses. What happened to Phil "loving his eyes"? Everything Phil does ends in failure.
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When you see the photos of him actually at protests, you can instantly tell who it is, because he’s the only fat mall ninja there. Just look for the obese bewildered-looking guy dressed like the Invisible Man’s emo phase and there you have him.
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I really think we need a phull-phace photo of Phil at the top of this board. Just so any interested or curious parties can immediately see who they're dealing with (and because Phil is trying to be mysterious by covering his face on twitter all the time).
My vote is for chola eyebrows Phil (bondage walrus could be fun too), but mod's choice of course.
My vote is for chola eyebrows Phil (bondage walrus could be fun too), but mod's choice of course.
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I prefer where it's really obvious he's an incredibly male retard and where it showcases his tard eyes.
Where he's iconically tarding out about his legendary blocks of cheese.
He does look pretty tarded in the chola eyebrows too.
And who could forget this beauty?
Where he's iconically tarding out about his legendary blocks of cheese.
He does look pretty tarded in the chola eyebrows too.
And who could forget this beauty?
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God, after watching Phil for so long I still can’t see this picture without somehow knowing he looks exactly like a dumpster on a hot day smells
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The Bondage Walrus photo will always be my favorite picture of Phil, because it's a candid and thus is likely the most accurate image of how Phil normally is. Just Phil phlopped down somewhere, empty look in his eyes, and a stupid, goofy grin on his moon face.
Well, with all the black that Phil wears he does look like an overloaded Hefty bag that somehow sprouted legs. And you know he smells worse than he looks.
Well, with all the black that Phil wears he does look like an overloaded Hefty bag that somehow sprouted legs. And you know he smells worse than he looks.
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Don't insult dumpsters, they feed possums and are cleaned out weekly unlike Phil.
Phil is so proud of his SRA..
God this reminds me like being 14 and joining the NRA after colombine and thinking how cool I was for it. Mind you I was fourteen fucking years old.
Phil is older than me, and that was 2 decades ago.
Also let's point out the NRA back then cost more, and mowing a few lawns someone who couldn't even get working papers managed to scrape that up.
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Do you have pictures of him out in public?
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"Keep families together"...LOL Phil doesn't have a family. He lost his family when he punched his disabled mother and left home because Phil's mom wouldn't give him money for anime crap. Imagine cutting ties with your family because you're a spoiled, selfish manchild who threw a tantrum over not being given money for cosplay and plastic junk. Maybe that's why Phil looks so sad in that photo? Like, he was looking at that sign and had a brief moment of awareness where he realized he gave up the only people who ever cared about him over not getting pockey and Naruto headbands? Eh...I'm probably giving Phil WAY too much credit.
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Let's not forget how he's slandered his father name.
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When did Philth start choking himself?
Nice target right over your center-of-mass, dipshit.
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Why did God put Phil's ears on the back of his head?
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That wasn't God's fault, it was a few guys named things like Johnnie Walker and Jim Beam and maybe even Old Grand-Dad that his mother spent some time with while she was pregnant with him.
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What's the word? Thunderbird.
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I wish he would go back to drawing his eyebrows on. Dumbass could never make them match and when he went through his cholo makeup phase it made me laugh every time.
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But that would actually mean putting forth a little effort into looking feminine, and effort is TRANSMISOGYNISTIC!!
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Why does he need a new baton? Has the old one gone rusty because he never used it?