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Because it's covered in feces from constantly ramming it up his ass.
Megathread Phil buying edgy shit megathread - Your tax dollars at work
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Because it's covered in feces from constantly ramming it up his ass.
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Why get a flag if you're too much of a pussy to display it outside?
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Because he's a hyperconsumer. He's the biggest capitalist in his tard house.
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Rusty and crusty?
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He's just an eternally angry and empty inside mongo who hoards mall ninja weapons for the ever fleeting chance of feeling like Billy Bad-Ass.
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Because he can't afford a gun, so he needs to buy some kind of (cheap) weapon to feel like a badass for a few days.
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Flags are the tools of states and these ones are produced in the very same capitalist factories that produce American flags. Clearly the so-called Crime Minister, who commits no crimes and ministers to nothing, is using an uncharacteristic display of altruism to ensure that the police will easily be able to identify Antifa members when he snitches on them.
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Has it been confirmed/denied whether the tweak that Phil is tweeting with is the same tweak that used to post here? The person Phil claimed was a Kiwi Farms stalker, and then posted videos of him stalking tweak's apartment building? Surely it's just a coincidence that they have the same name, right?
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Coincidence
Michael never really used the tweaker alias outside of the farms and wasn't involved with tard drama like antifa.
It could be an alias but if they had made up Phil would have been growing about it.
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Thank you! That's good to know. Thought it was a little strange if it were the tweaker that'd posted on here.
Thanks for the clarification!
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Phil admires the cops so much he wants something with a police badge as home decoration.
This shit is $21 on e-bay (buy one, get 1 50% off)
And "window-breaking endcap"? Breaking store windows with rocks is free, so why haven't you done it, "Grime Minster"?
Phil admires the cops so much he wants something with a police badge as home decoration.
This shit is $21 on e-bay (buy one, get 1 50% off)
He can't swing a 36" baton with his putty arms anyway. The baton would swing him instead.
And "window-breaking endcap"? Breaking store windows with rocks is free, so why haven't you done it, "Grime Minster"?
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I'm confused by that bit - Usually, telescopic batons have a weighted section at the base, to allow you to smash windows in if you need to by holding the baton the wrong way round (and to stop it rolling away). The actual telescopic end will be rubber coated or otherwise made of smooth metal, so that you don't break the skin of the prisoner when striking them - you're trying to get them to stop resisting, not beat them to a bloody pulp.
Also, a 36" baton is absurdly long - If you look at the police batons (who actually need something functional and not just tacticool), they tend to be a fair bit shorter. Is he trying to compensate for something?
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Whatever happened to Phil's 50 lbs of bondage gear? We have not seen any of those items for a long time. Did they get lost in transit between Oakland and Portland?
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He moved in with them
Post surgery Phil has ditched any kind of sexual identity / pretend play and is all about antifa now
Or maybe living with Toren drained his sex drive...
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He did claim he was still into kink recently, but I think that was because Toren made him take his bondage crap out of the bedroom he pays for and that reminded him that kink used to be his identity bullshit du jour.
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It like a kid tidying his room
His mom says
"You never play with it throw it away"
And the kid says
"But I love it and could never part with it"
And back it goes taking space and gathering dust
Except the mom is a geriatric troon, the kid of an autistic man child and the toys are covered in shit.
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Guns, knives, meter-long batons, and a desire to cut off his dick... Freud would have a field day with Phil.
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Well to be fair if you smell as bad as Phil does you need a pretty strong scent to cover that up. Maybe he is going to apply it to his (undoubtedly unshaven; so feminine!) underarms?
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I think most of the BDSM stuff came from a sex shop called Wicked Grounds that Phil used to hang out at for hours and hours at a time. The photos taken at that place are particularly hilarious. You can almost see steam pouring out of his ears because of the intensity of his arousal.