Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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JambledUpWords said:
Twinkie looks scared as usual. I wold be too if I were in a car with a 600 pound liability as well. It’s surprising how much stress that car of theirs has been able to handle considering the weight in the front seat is probably around 900 pounds between Al and Becky.
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It is quite terrifying to think of 900+lbs in the front seat. Can you imagine if they got into a head on collision? The extra weight behind their vehicle from the huge piles of redundant protoplasm in the front seats would most likely decimate anything it collides with.

They should put a big ramming grill on the vehicle, they would become unstoppable on the road. We'd need the fucking Juggernaut to stop them.

I'd also like to try and clear up some of the confusion about the term "Hyper Obesity." That term describes when someone becomes so fat that the fabric of space and time rip apart, and they get sucked through the hole like the Xenomorph at the end of Alien: Resurrection.
 
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novalins said:
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any ideas on where they're off to? are we going to see another cheesecake factory binge soon?
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I know Amber herself is ignorant and doesn't wear a seatbelt or get an extender, but buckle down your goddamn overweight chihuahua, a free roaming animal in the car is dangerous for the driver and the animal itself. It's not hard, get a kennel in the car, seatbelt-to-harness attachment or simply tie a leash to something stable. That 20 lb furbaby is going to slam to the windshield and Amber's mass of 600 lbs right behind it will finish it. Or if they back up into something, Amber's seat is going to give up and slam straight to poor pup in the backseat. Having two liabilities that massively increase fatality in a car crash is just so fucking dumb.

Watching Amber ruin her own life and body is entertaining but atleast take care of the innocent helpless animal you bought into your hoard.

I'll take my mad on the internet ratings now please thank you.
 
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I wouldn't take her fitbit info the least bit seriously. Remember when she claimed to walk around the mall for, what was it, an hour? And claimed to be walking THOUSANDS of steps a day, then turned around right after and admitted she couldn't even walk(or even stand) but for a few minutes at a time...which exposed that her fitbit had to have been incorrect and that she'd be lying about how active she was during the time.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Twinkie looks scared as usual. I wold be too if I were in a car with a 600 pound liability as well.
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Destiny Era photo I found after a long scroll.
Gorl look at that dent.
 
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raritycunt said:
Has Twinkie ALWAYS looked terrified to be alive or is that just when she's around Amber?
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Pets are very sensitive to our emotions and the environment mood. They, like most animals (humans included) prefer a life with routines. On top of that, dogs are diurnal.

Amber's pets are exposed to constant screaming, crying or maniacal laughter and other random loud noises, there is no routine and Amber is awake when the sun is down. Those animals live in a non-stopping state of alertness, they're stressed out 24/7.

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I haven't even bothered with her comments section lately but I remember on her videos sometimes a discord would get posted. I never checked it out, personally. Sorry that's not much help but you could keep an eye on the youtube comments
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Cat-gate happened because Rafe went to some Discord to plan Rarity's spaying and someone leaked the messages. At some point there was at least one Discord.
 
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Pets are very sensitive to our emotions and the environment mood. They, like most animals (humans included) prefer a life with routines. On top of that, dogs are diurnal.

Amber's pets are exposed to constant screaming, crying or maniacal laughter and other random loud noises, there is no routine and Amber is awake when the sun is down. Those animals live in a non-stopping state of alertness, they're stressed out 24/7.
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man I kinda hate that I’m doing this, but I don’t think Twinkie is scared - at least no more so than any other chihuahua. My sisters dog is twinkies twin and she always looks sad and/or terrified, to the point where my sister is constantly fretting over her. The breed just has that kind of face, and they are kinda high-strung by nature.

That said, AL is still a shitty dog mom. Twinkie is fat and none of the animals ever go to the vet, poor things.
 
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