Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DarkSydePundit]

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So first she says ‚Why can‘t I do both? LOL‘

Then someone says ‚You CAN do it both.‘

But then she says ‚Nah, I‘ll pass.‘

So she thought about it.
She thought about the best valuable action she could‘ve taken in her situation and chose to do the worst option here.

I always thought humans tend to pick the BEST option in nature to ensure survival.

I mean a healthy brain would do that.
Even Ambers Brain wants to kill her.

Can‘t blame it for that tbh.

 

[Guardsman42]

I want to hazard a theory on the tongue thing.

All these people are horribly fat, likely diabetic, and constantly overheated from simply breathing.

...is the tongue thing some sort of dog panting esque situation? More natural cooling?

 

[Strine]

I want to hazard a theory on the tongue thing.

All these people are horribly fat, likely diabetic, and constantly overheated from simply breathing.

...is the tongue thing some sort of dog panting esque situation? More natural cooling?

Nah; deathfats in a feeding frenzy just behave like animals. Tongue out, nostrils flaring, eating as fast as possible etc.

 

[Guardsman42]

Nah; deathfats in a feeding frenzy just behave like animals. Tongue out, nostrils flaring, eating as fast as possible etc.

But when they aren't? That's what I was referring to.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I made a fucking account for this idk I'm triggered, just needed to remind you guys about this:View attachment 689892


But yeah you guiiiisseee it's inspireishonal fanaaarrttt
I swear this gorl, it's like she completely forgets about previous things she said once they no longer fit her narrative. It's one thing to lie but it's another thing to change your story all the time because YOU CAN'T EVEN BE CONSISTENT ABOUT THAT!

"I would not be considered super morbidly obese anymore..." AL, 25 November, 2018

This seemed... incorrect, somehow. But our gorl knows too much about health and dieting to be wrong about this, right? To silence my internal doubts, I decided to look into it.

First, I used @Zig Zag 's handy-dandy graphs to estimate how much AL weighed at that time:

Spoiler: Big Image (Healthy, Tho)

Let's say she was a curvaceous 550 lbs.

I did a quick calculation:

Spoiler: Another big image (but it has a normal A1C)

And then I found another handy reference, this one courtesy of Wikipedia:

Spoiler: Final big image (its blood pressure is just a TINY bit elevated)

Curse my lack of faith. She was right!

 

[Xenomorph]

"I would not be considered super morbidly obese anymore..." AL, 25 November, 2018

This seemed... incorrect, somehow. But our gorl knows too much about health and dieting to be wrong about this, right? To silence my internal doubts, I decided to look into it.

First, I used @Zig Zag 's handy-dandy graphs to estimate how much AL weighed at that time:

Spoiler: Big Image (Healthy, Tho)

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Let's say she was a curvaceous 550 lbs.

I did a quick calculation:

Spoiler: Another big image (but it has a normal A1C)

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And then I found another handy reference, this one courtesy of Wikipedia:

Spoiler: Final big image (its blood pressure is just a TINY bit elevated)

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Curse my lack of faith. She was right!

She's gone to plaid!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I've never actually bothered to look at Amber's vlogs from 2013 until now and holy shit. I cannot believe something exists where 300+lbs seems not fat in comparison. Good God, the lumps.

 

[CindyChafe]

So according to that image @GargoyleGorl posted, a BMI of 60 is now called Obese Class VI "Hyper Obese"? And they didn't even bother naming the categories past that.

Jesus. So a dainty BMI of 100 should be... Super Hyper Mega Ultra Morbidly Obese... Right? Anyone have any better ideas? I think the phrase "Hyper Obese" should be something Amber sees everyday.

You know, just so that when you're nearly twice the size of Hyper Obese and you think you don't need health insurance, maybe you can pause in your mind and be like... Well, I am hyper Obese so maybe I should get one less 20 piece nuggets and put another $5 bucks towards insurance.

I feel like maybe if getting insurance was like going to Staples and buying a piece of paper that says "Hulth Insurance" that she can personalize with her name in crayon and throw it on top of Mt Journal Stack, she might buy it. As it is now though, seems like a lost cause. But I mean if she thinks she can afford a hospitalization out of pocket (lol) than sure Amber, you pay that out of pocket. And when you can't and skip out on the bill, well, who cares right?

 

[497]

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Did she ever pay off those ER bills? In the last QA Becky slipped and mentioned they have alot of debt. If she ever falls again or that heart attack comes hospital stays can wipe her YT and CCF money right out. And why avoid the sleep study and any other tests her doctor asked for if she can pay for them. Maybe in AL's head if she pays more OOP for doctor's visits it's better. Like paying 150 dollars for a shampoo makes it better than the 30 dollar one she bought at Walmart.

 

[Guardsman42]

So according to that image @GargoyleGorl posted, a BMI of 60 is now called Obese Class VI "Hyper Obese"? And they didn't even bother naming the categories past that.

Jesus. So a dainty BMI of 100 should be... Super Hyper Mega Ultra Morbidly Obese... Right? Anyone have any better ideas? I think the phrase "Hyper Obese" should be something Amber sees everyday.

You know, just so that when you're nearly twice the size of Hyper Obese and you think you don't need health insurance, maybe you can pause in your mind and be like... Well, I am hyper Obese so maybe I should get one less 20 piece nuggets and put another $5 bucks towards insurance.

I feel like maybe if getting insurance was like going to Staples and buying a piece of paper that says "Hulth Insurance" that she can personalize with her name in crayon and throw it on top of Mt Journal Stack, she might buy it. As it is now though, seems like a lost cause. But I mean if she thinks she can afford a hospitalization out of pocket (lol) than sure Amber, you pay that out of pocket. And when you can't and skip out on the bill, well, who cares right?

I think once you get to this point, they call it deathwatch to be fair. I just don't know what the fuck else to say about it. Why classify it as any thing else?

I also don't think Hamber cares, I think maybe she used to when she actually had the mental capacity to realize what was going on in some way, but at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if she's honestly unable to grasp things because of oxygen dep to her brain. Looking at recent pictures comparing her to how she was a few years ago, it's like she's getting that glossy look in her eyes that I always saw in stroke victims. Which makes me wonder, has she suffered mini strokes and no one really notices? I don't think Eric would know, nor would he go really to check on her. Rickie is fucking overworked as is, he isn't checking, and Becky is pretty much a no show mentally.

Just wondering if any one has caught that her eyes can get that dull look of some one who is losing their faculties. Like she's only animated for her videos..and look how short they truly are. It would explain alot of why she seemingly doesn't care about clearly major health issues she's facing..she literally forgets them or can't understand because ye olde brain has been partially fried.

 

[pecansandies]

When in reality she looks like an expired wheel of cheese

in reality your avatar is closer to reality than that horror she posted lmao

 

[Long time lurker]

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With my apologies to all the residents of Kentucky who might, eventually be affected by Amber's irresponsibility and end up paying even more when they need to go to a hospital.
I hate to say it, but Amber is right. Health insurance or lack thereof is her business. Amber's brain (the little she has) is hermetically sealed inside that thick skull of hers. I don't understand why so many people insist in becoming her parent and teach her about life skills.

If she wants to fuck herself, let her.

I know the 600 pounds of fat is crushing her skeleton, destroying her joints, and limiting oxygen to her brain ... being that fat hurts. I've always wondered, though: is it physically painful to be THAT fucking stupid as well?

Eventually I think it does. Case in point: Amber got to that weight by being stupid (and stubborn, and selfish...), which in turn causes her health to deteriorate.

I always thought humans tend to pick the BEST option in nature to ensure survival.

I gather you don't spend much time around humans. They don't die easily (see: Amber). The amount of abuse the human body can take is astonishing.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

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"I pay my medical bills out of pocket. Who cares?"

Clearly not you, Gorl. Clearly not you. ? Enjoy your failing health and inevitable bankruptcy. Don't even THINK about starting a GoFundMe when your dumb ass can't afford the ride in an ambulance. You've been the beneficiary of handouts your entire life. You deserve everything the Universe hands you now.

 

[Long time lurker]

...is the tongue thing some sort of dog panting esque situation? More natural cooling?

I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny or if this is a legitimate question.

Human bodies cool down by sweating. Panting, in humans can lead to alkalosis. Dogs, otoh, don't have as many sweat glands, so they use panting to cool down.

As for why Amber has so many photos with her tongue hanging out, it could be because she stuck with that stupid trend where all the internet rebels were posting selfies on Myspace with their tongues hanging out while doing the victory sign.

 

[ADHD]

I hate to say it, but Amber is right. Health insurance or lack thereof is her business. Amber's brain (the little she has) is hermetically sealed inside that thick skull of hers. I don't understand why so many people insist in becoming her parent and teach her about life skills.

If she wants to fuck herself, let her.

She's also said that the money she makes from Torrid haul videos pretty much covers the cost of the clothes. If that's true, then it doesn't matter how many clothes she buys that she can't wear, since their net cost is negligible.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

The info in her fitbit look a bit suspect. I'm not versed with them, is there any way to add information or workouts as an addendum? The reason I say this is her steps, either her pedometer is not working correctly or she is not actually keeping accurate readings of her calories. It seems to be too much output of calories, even taking in BMR with the amount of steps that she has gotten in. I can only surmise is that she isn't accurately reading it, or she is working her ass off for the 1.32 minutes at a gym and then having no activity afterwards, and binge eating her calorie expenditures back. (It's not hard, a box of crispy creme and you've eaten back that calorie expenditure and gained weight.)

If she really wants to lose weight, she needs a psychologist, a gastric band, a lifestyle diet plan, and then constant low input exercise, exactly in that order.

Probably not her fault on this one. Almost all calorie trackers are hopelessly inaccurate. Not quite as bad as gym machines, but they still vary wildly and most will overestimate. There's also the issue of her size: the calculations are all done using averages for the general population. Even multiplying by a factor for weight, the chance of them working for someone AL's size seem low.

Garmin requires you to enter an activity level with very detailed descriptions, has HR tracking, a very good step counter, etc. - and it will still be out for most people until they tweak the activity level. The important part to note here is that it requires the user to recognise and fix the problem: AL will happily take an estimate of 5k calories and assume it's correct.

Edit: To reply to the HR concerns; wrist-based tracking is, again, pretty shit. Usually you have to fiddle around with the placement of the band etc. and double-check it against your real HR to figure out a good location. Even then, it's not consistent.

 

[SisterChristian]

But when they aren't? That's what I was referring to.

There is no "when they aren't."

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

I want to hazard a theory on the tongue thing.

All these people are horribly fat, likely diabetic, and constantly overheated from simply breathing.

...is the tongue thing some sort of dog panting esque situation? More natural cooling?

no it's her misguided attempt to be a cute, "quirky" Tumblr gorl

 

[Guardsman42]

Probably not her fault on this one. Almost all calorie trackers are hopelessly inaccurate. Not quite as bad as gym machines, but they still vary wildly and most will overestimate. There's also the issue of her size: the calculations are all done using averages for the general population. Even multiplying by a factor for weight, the chance of them working for someone AL's size seem low.

Garmin requires you to enter an activity level with very detailed descriptions, has HR tracking, a very good step counter, etc. - and it will still be out for most people until they tweak the activity level. The important part to note here is that it requires the user to recognise and fix the problem: AL will happily take an estimate of 5k calories and assume it's correct.

Edit: To reply to the HR concerns; wrist-based tracking is, again, pretty shit. Usually you have to fiddle around with the placement of the band etc. and double-check it against your real HR to figure out a good location. Even then, it's not consistent.

Gym equipment used to be very inaccurate. a home excercise bike these days can be within 5% of the stated calories. But those don't use GPS etc to track your movement. Alot of those Augmented reality walking games people try to promote as healthy, are fucking shite. They use your GPS and celltowers to say how far you went. Which depending where you live, means it decides a 1 block waddle for Hamber, might end up saying 2 miles.

 

[toadoftoadhall]

I think when your BMI exceeds 100 it should start being classified like those child pageant horror show titles (which just sound like 'premium fast food' junk any way). For example: Grand Supreme, Ultimate Grand Supreme and so forth.