Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 350 9.9%

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Queen Kimberly said:
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It’s amazing to see how much she’s changed in the span of 5 years. It looks like she aged herself by at least 20 years because of all the fat she’s gained since then. I don’t understand how she can look at herself and still think that she looks attractive. The picture of her at the beginning still looks human. Most people would see this as a wake-up call to get better. I guess not for Al, she’d rather be in denial of how bad she messed herself up.
 
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In my opinion, one of the funniest things about Amber is how cunty she is with her denial. People will show her compassion, they even asspat her with compliments while trying to motivate her and she will spit it right back in their face. “Sorry honey boo boo! Thx for picking the worst picture god you guise are so obsessed with me, I’m good tho laughing crying emojis”
 
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Queen Kimberly said:
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atleast she gave something a little more realistic than trying to look like a photoshop that she never looked like and never will. maybe she could of compared it to the pre-photoshoped pic but there is still a big difference. Think the difference is before she was trying/ was forced to put in effort and now she just has given up.
 
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Fruit Snack said:
Do Youtubers have any say over how long ads are on their vids?

Because I listen to her vids while working overnight as there are no customers in the store and I took my phone out bc I realized a fucking bedtime story was playing and it was an ad and it was like 25 mins long.

Like no, fuck that shit.
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No it's random I think. Creator can only pick the spot but the type of ads and duration is set by Google. And the longest ad I've seen is 59 mins (on r/assholedesign)
 
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Fruit Snack said:
Do Youtubers have any say over how long ads are on their vids?

Because I listen to her vids while working overnight as there are no customers in the store and I took my phone out bc I realized a fucking bedtime story was playing and it was an ad and it was like 25 mins long.

Like no, fuck that shit.
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I think you can skip it after watching it for 30 seconds
 
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Fruit Snack said:
Do Youtubers have any say over how long ads are on their vids?

Because I listen to her vids while working overnight as there are no customers in the store and I took my phone out bc I realized a fucking bedtime story was playing and it was an ad and it was like 25 mins long.

Like no, fuck that shit.
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Ugh. That's why I tend to watch simpler edits instead, some channels upload pretty fast. Bonus: Amber won't get the views and the sweet ad revenue.
 
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Soooooo.......does Big Al think someone took the time to sift through hundreds of pictures just to choose the one where she's CLEARLY (huh?) "trying to make her eyes look bigger" to compare it to the piggy moonface screenshot???

Yeah, no----sorry Big Al, the only one so obsessed with you is you. (crying laughing emoji xs10)
 
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Turd Blossom said:
Amber claiming in her latest video that she only has trouble falling asleep, but not staying asleep (and trying to insinuate she DOESN'T have apnea, haturz!) reminded me of that tweet last year where she actually posted her Fitbit sleeping info inadvertently while boasting about her steps.

It took a bit of digging, but I found the tweet:
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It's pretty remarkable that when replying FOUR months later, she managed to recall precisely what events woke her up on that random day in April.
Here is the fitbit data for those who are interested (putting it behind a spoiler because it's a huge pic):
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I find it fascinating that Amber simultaneously feels the need to collect pity points and asspats for all her maladies and struggles (I have to sleep in a chair! My layyyyg pain is inscrutiating! I can't do laundry!), yet defensively and steadfastly tries to insist she's too dainty to have any obesity-related health issues (I was never ACTUALLY diagnosed with apnea! It's just a pulled muscle! My arms are just too short to reach the dryer! Everyone dies, y'all!).
Too bad these exercises in stubborn vanity don't actually burn calories.
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By only walking 3 miles, big AL was able to burn around 5,000 calories. That's insane! She must eat around 20,000 calories a day, in order to keep gaining weight.
 
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