Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Even with the filter trying to make her eyes bigger she still looks fatter than when she was 365 and really wore makeup to make her eyes look bigger. I think AL thinks she really looks like those fliters and photoshopped pics... reality hasn't sunk in how dead she really looks.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Holy shit, she is wearing a choker! I had to really focus, does it not suffocate her folds? Also how does she even find chokers that fit that neck

She uses belly chains.

 

[Masta]

I heard this new thing people are doing called ‘exercise’ will help people fall asleep faster, she should try it, just a suggestion..

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

There are choker extenders available at wommart

While this isn't new information to me, it still floors me every time.

Choker extenders. Every day we stray further from god's light.

 

[Cheese Trap]

Why does she insist on wearing chokers so much, when she doesn't even have a neck.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Holy shit, she is wearing a choker! I had to really focus, does it not suffocate her folds? Also how does she even find chokers that fit that neck

Why does she insist on wearing chokers so much, when she doesn't even have a neck.

At this point, I think we need to consider the possibility that the choker has become in-grown.

I'm only partially joking. We keep waiting for the scratch that gets hopelessly infected and kills her -- what if it's a weal on her neck from the choker rubbing? I refuse to think about the amount of bacteria and stuff that could collect in a neck fold and get trapped under a too-tight piece of acrylic ribbon.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

YouTube recently removed comments on nearly all videos starring children to prevent potentially offensive material. Not sure why YT would expect comments for a useless 560-lb lesbian sociopath and her linebacker "girl" friend to be all sunshine and rainbows.

 

[Hidden Squirrel]

Hmm, her reply to "Why aren't you posting daily?" should have been something like "Don't worry, booboo, I'm still recording daily, and you'll see my next update soon." The fact that she's instead just denying the daily video thing altogether makes me think she has given up the whole endeavor already, which is a real shame. I was looking forward to seeing daily weigh-ins.

 

[killuminati]

Don't worry y'all. Despite all the McDonalds and 3 AM iHop binges our gorl will return weighing in at a dainty 565 pounds. This is just one last horrah before she starts up on weight watchers again and begins melting off the el bees.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Don't worry y'all. Despite all the McDonalds and 3 AM iHop binges our gorl will return weighing in at a dainty 565 pounds. This is just one last horrah before she starts up on weight watchers again and begins melting off the el bees.

The only thing Amber’s gonna melt are the wax melts she has in order to distract people from her own unwashed stench.

 

[The Fatheads]

At this point, I think we need to consider the possibility that the choker has become in-grown.

I'm only partially joking. We keep waiting for the scratch that gets hopelessly infected and kills her -- what if it's a weal on her neck from the choker rubbing? I refuse to think about the amount of bacteria and stuff that could collect in a neck fold and get trapped under a too-tight piece of acrylic ribbon.

Seems oddly fitting for that to be the cause of Amberlynn's end, given that Jabba the Hutt also died from choker-related injury.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Why does she insist on wearing chokers so much, when she doesn't even have a neck.

She wore chokers to cover the gray ring around her neck, but now her neck does that for her.

 

[Dainty_Queen]

Maybe the choker has fused to her neck due to lack of showers, build up of sweat and just general stickiness.

I don't understand why she doesn't upload daily or at the very least more often than she does now, what else is going on in her life, how does she not die from lack of boredom. She tweets constantly, but wont accept my follow request

Its snoozing in Kentucky.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Maybe the choker has fused to her neck due to lack of showers, build up of sweat and just general stickiness.

I don't understand why she doesn't upload daily or at the very least more often than she does now, what else is going on in her life, how does she not die from lack of boredom. She tweets constantly, but wont accept my follow request

Its snoozing in Kentucky.

If you're following anyone who doesn't like her, like Michael B. Petty, Zach, or CXNT, she won't grant your request. She does mini background checks on all her potential followers.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

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You're not crazy. The filters she uses always erase several chins and does the weirdest shit to her neck. I think it's supposed to be flattering, but it somehow always makes her look like something from the Island of Dr. Moreau.

Oh come on now she passed late career Marlon Brando in weight years ago.

 

[chicken wings]

I heard this new thing people are doing called ‘exercise’ will help people fall asleep faster, she should try it, just a suggestion..

Barely eating works too but yknow, our gorl who has NEVER EVER EVER failed at counting calories says shes worried about eating too little so...

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

Hmm, her reply to "Why aren't you posting daily?" should have been something like "Don't worry, booboo, I'm still recording daily, and you'll see my next update soon." The fact that she's instead just denying the daily video thing altogether makes me think she has given up the whole endeavor already, which is a real shame. I was looking forward to seeing daily weigh-ins.

She knows damn well she never intended to do any daily weigh in. Hell, she still refuses to do a proper weigh in to begin with. Sorry, honey booboo. I don't believe what you say your weight is until you show us it while on the scale. She claims she is what? 564? A behemoth by any standard, however, I think shes 600+ at this point and that's why she isn't showing us the scale. She is probably waiting to see if she ever dips below 600 again. She will have to fess up soon though, the camera does not lie and most people already figure shes well over 564. As if 25-30 pounds more than that really matters when you are that heavy.

 

[ADHD]

People don't believe her even when she does show the scale, though. There's always accusations of her doing something to manipulate the numbers.

She can insist she's still 560-something all she wants, but her body is ramping up the fat storage in her face/neck. We can see her face becoming more deformed. We might not be able to know for sure what her exact weight is, but we know it's continuing to go up.

 

[chicken wings]

She knows damn well she never intended to do any daily weigh in. Hell, she still refuses to do a proper weigh in to begin with. Sorry, honey booboo. I don't believe what you say your weight is until you show us it while on the scale. She claims she is what? 564? A behemoth by any standard, however, I think shes 600+ at this point and that's why she isn't showing us the scale. She is probably waiting to see if she ever dips below 600 again. She will have to fess up soon though, the camera does not lie and most people already figure shes well over 564. As if 25-30 pounds more than that really matters when you are that heavy.

It's likely she had a "few slips" like accidentally going to McDonald's or accidentally having a few extra bars of Snickers. I can guaran-damn-tee she will be all smug about it if she really kept to her plans.

From what I understand, water requirements were determined by averaging urine output. Most people pee around 2 litres a day. So the recommendation was made to drink 2 litres water per day to equal the urine output.

But water intake includes food. If you eat a bowl of soup and follow it with some watermelon, your body uses that water. Even a meal of chicken and lettuce provides plenty of water.

Don't give Amber any ideas to increase her water intake. Worst case scenario is she'll fuck up her electrolytes. Her kidneys are working hard enough as it is.

Diet sodas are water too boo boo.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Diet sodas are water too boo boo.

I really think at almost 600 lbs, diet soda is the least of her worries. Never understood why this has ever been a point of contention.