Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

She's going to use this as proof that people want her to do Torrid hauls:

Any links? I’d love to read those

Enjoy.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Here’s all her posts, although most read like someone who barely knows how to use the internet

https://kiwifarms.st/members/interventionist.16147/#recent-content

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Any links? I’d love to read those

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynn-reid-general-discussion.23570/page-537#post-2562730

 

[Hellion]

Well yeah, have you ever seen a boulder go uphill on its own?

So who would be Sisyphus in this situation?

In Greek mythology Sisyphus or Sisyphos (/ˈsɪsɪfəs/; Ancient Greek: Σίσυφος Sísuphos) was the king of Ephyra (now known as Corinth). He was punished for his self-aggrandizing craftiness and deceitfulness by being forced to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll down when it nears the top, repeating this action for eternity. Through the classical influence on modern culture, tasks that are both laborious and futile are therefore described as Sisyphean

Probably AL herself. I mean, it's pretty on the nose.

 

[Wyzzerd]

So who would be Sisyphus in this situation?


Probably AL herself. I mean, it's pretty on the nose.

It's Becky. Just look at amber, do you think there is any way she can roll herself over?

Amber is the mountain, food is the boulder, Becky is Sisyphus. Becky must drive out every day and at odd hours at night to silence the binggeee monster. She only wants some respite from the abuse, so she goes out, finds the offering of fried grease, and brings it back to the endless pit. After her great efforts the food is consumed in seconds only to be screeched at again to restart the cycle. She knows only pain, suffering, and the price of a 20 piece from McDonald's.

 

[THOTto]

So who would be Sisyphus in this situation?


Probably AL herself. I mean, it's pretty on the nose.

I’d say Becky but she’s on her way to giving Amber a run for her money. That being said some view this legend as a myth for the suns rise and fall and other more modern interpretations have said that despite it being his punishment, Sisyphus was about to take pride in his mundane task. The first seems too hopeful to apply to AL and the second is a moot point as she can’t even stick to the most basic eating or posting schedule. But I like the way you think.

Eta

Wasn’t big AL’s aunt on the farms at one point?

She still lurks IIRC, her username was inverventionlist.

 

[Bookish]

Enjoy.

Wow, she has an aunt who went from morbidly obese to a normal sized, but instead of accepting the help/advice, she pushes her away and lies about why they fell out. Most people don't have someone at their disposal who's already had some success with what they're trying to achieve. I remember these texts, but had forgotten how big she was, at one time.

 

[Long time lurker]

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Decided to check out our gorls ASKfm and seeing her compare her situation (that is self caused and also fixable) to someone with cancer really pissed me off

This one is for all the people who still have some soft spot when it comes to Amber. This is the person ( I use the term loosely) you feel sorry for.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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Decided to check out our gorls ASKfm and seeing her compare her situation (that is self caused and also fixable) to someone with cancer really pissed me off

What the fuck else does she have to be a role model about? Her weight is her life. Her entire life.

If she lost weight, she could be a role model (potentially). But what else does she do? She doesn't even have hobbies. Like... knitting. Fucking knitting. She could sit almost perfectly still in front of the TV and make all kinds of cardigans and blankets for herself, and at least she could theoretically set herself up as a knitting guru or some shit.

But no. There is nothing about her that doesn't revolve around her weight. It's the one personality trait that it takes zero effort to cultivate. Even "former fat girl," as irritating as it would be to have as a sole personality trait, takes the effort of being "former".

What a pathetic specimen.

 

[Gorl68]

Amber thinks what she's doing is actually comparable to work. Her videos are lazy vlogs that don't actually contribute anything, she hardly edits, never updates, and gives people content they don't even like it ask for. She's just exploiting Adsense for free money at this point.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Amber thinks what she's doing is actually comparable to work.

Worse than that. She thinks she's inspirational

 

[ADHD]

Amber thinks what she's doing is actually comparable to work.

She probably thinks that because she's getting financially compensated as if she were doing actual work.

 

[marjoram]

Big Al believes all the cash she sucks up is a good thing; not realizing it's just more bullets for the gun that's pointed directly. at. her. The safety's off, and the barrel is looking huge and black..........but Big Al likes it 'cause it's shiny.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Big Al believes all the cash she sucks up is a good thing; not realizing it's just more bullets for the gun that's pointed directly. at. her. The safety's off, and the barrel is looking huge and black..........but Big Al likes it 'cause it's shiny.

And with that, you've officially written better poetry than AL could ever hope to.

 

[Wyzzerd]

And with that, you've officially written better poetry than AL could ever hope to.

Big Al has had bowel movements that made better poetry than anything spawned from her head.


I'm so sorry for that mental image.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Amber thinks what she's doing is actually comparable to work.

She works for Google honey boo boo!! ???

 

[Guardsman42]

Wow, she has an aunt who went from morbidly obese to a normal sized, but instead of accepting the help/advice, she pushes her away and lies about why they fell out. Most people don't have someone at their disposal who's already had some success with what they're trying to achieve. I remember these texts, but had forgotten how big she was, at one time.

Ahh see you made a huge mistake in that there typing..

Hamber isn't trying to lose weight. She never has, never will.

 

[497]

Wow, she has an aunt who went from morbidly obese to a normal sized, but instead of accepting the help/advice, she pushes her away and lies about why they fell out. Most people don't have someone at their disposal who's already had some success with what they're trying to achieve. I remember these texts, but had forgotten how big she was, at one time.

I think she pushes off everyones advice... even the other youtubers who reached out to her. It's like everything else and what Becky's family said- AL feels she has to be right about everything. That's including weight loss. She can count calories in food just by looking at them but she just struggles with binge eating disorder.

 

[EH 110]

You know with Hamber dying before our eyes, Becky really should team up with Eric at the minimum to get her own channel rolling. She'd actually stand to make a fucking good living off her own channel showing how she gets back to where she was before Hamber ruined her life. Having QnA sessions about how Hamber was abusive etc etc.

Seriously if she showed her own weight loss journey, with Hamber living or after her death <Though Becky, you might not want to wait that long, that fat bitch is leading you towards dying in the next year territory with high blood pressure etc>, she could show actual insights into that weird situation. I think she could also find a far better girlfriend in that manner. Some one equally interested in fitness etc.

Just a thought that keeps occuring to me, Becky is sort of in a unique position if she strives to recover.

Becky isn't interesting. If she made a video about Amber's abuse, it would get a ton of views. I don't think many people would watch other content from her, though. Also, remember back in January 2018 when poor, simple Becky was going to have Amber help her lose weight because she doesn't know how to do it on her own? LOL

 

[Strine]

Amber has to be taking the piss with "I'm tired of going out of my way for other people". She's enslaved Becky and forces her to bring her food in bed with the money she earns occasionally doing a do-nothing "job" where she "works" "for Google". The only time Amber goes out of her way is to get drive-thru on the way to Cheesecake Factory. Out of your way? Out of your gourd more like it.