Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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How did Bob come to the conclusion of Hollywood being "nominally-liberal centrists" or that they'd be angry that they have to pay cheap nobodies to do a movie people are "demanding" as opposed to some guy they'd need bigger bucks for?

If people are demanding it then it will make some money no matter what and if they cast a nobody then they get to save more money. This doesn't help "products they've been historically bad at making/marketing" and if anything INCREASES the issue since they can get away with half-assing it as long as someone's jizzing about "diversity".
 
I'm surprised by that - don't feminists normally go for spineless, weak-willed, easily controlled soyboy types?
having said that, he could still be her paypig; you know he'd be practically crying with gratitude just to be allowed to interact with her
Publicly, they pretend to go for that type. But at the end of the day they still like traditionally strong masculine types.
Look at Emma Watson; she did that whole "he for she" and "women don't like big muscles they like big hearts" thing while she was getting hollowed out by a pro soccer player.
 
Disney sperging.
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I don't understand Bob's logic of "only for one audience". Apparently if your film doesn't contain anyone of your own phenotype you're not allowed to see it.

Thankfully I'm pretty sure "Harry Potter vs LOTR" will be enough to make JRRT rise from the grave to smite WB.

Inter universe crossovers are almost always dumb fanservice. So perfect for Bob. Also, good luck on making it another 15-20 years with your lifestyle Bob.
 
Publicly, they pretend to go for that type. But at the end of the day they still like traditionally strong masculine types.
Look at Emma Watson; she did that whole "he for she" and "women don't like big muscles they like big hearts" thing while she was getting hollowed out by a pro soccer player.

are you telling me that a prominent leftist is a blatant hypocrite? say it ain't so, Joe
 
Because heaven forbid the actors and other industry professionals pressure Alan Horn into reconsidering his decision. Nope, it's a semi-obscure critic and laughing stock from the entertainment wasteland that is the Boston area.

Off topic, but with Bob's endless fellatio on the MCU, it does make me wonder if HBO would've been a better medium for Justice League (albeit with the right show runner.) Comics are--at their heart--a serial medium and I see film as limiting in many respects. Case in point, the Scarlet Witch/Vision romance was barely a subplot in Civil War, but it gains significance in Infinity War because... Infinity Stone? GoT was better at handling a larger cast though the longevity of its characters has become something of a joke. Like hiring George R. R. Martin as your wedding planner.

I guess we'll see how well HBO and capeshit mingles when Watchmen comes out later this year.


IIRC Watchmen2 was forced upon HBO by a combination of Time Warner/ATT.

Time Warner has always been pissed that DC Comics big-wig Paul Levitz explicitly refused to whore out the Watchmen franchise outside of the movie. When Levitz stepped down from his position of power at DC. Warner forced his replacements to start whoring out the Watchmen franchise, culminating with the TV show.

AT&T meanwhile, has started micromanaging HBO and demanding they basically become more like network TV because AT&T doesn't like the fact that HBO historically has subscription problems where people subscribe for a month or two for the purpose of watching a single original show (like Game of Thrones).

AT&T basically wants HBO to start showing original programing seven nights a week, like a normal network TV station. And for them to abandon their "quality over quantity" rule and flood the channel with new programming to fill the 7 day a week primetime schedule. Hence them going along with forcing Watchmen2 on HBO and also, doing stuff like signing Joss Whedon to a long term contract to produce new shows for HBO. I would also fully expect them to eventually start airing Doom Patrol, Titans, Swamp Thing, Star Girl, and other DCUniverse streaming shows in the future, especially if the streaming site eventually gets shut down.

That said, Watchman's a sequel series with a cast that is full of SJW garbage and only one returning character (Adrian Veidt). Rorschach is supposed to be more or less a cult thing in the revival and the rest of the cast outside Veidt is SJW themed created by committee Donut Steel characters.

And worse than that, it's going to come across as even more of a soulless cash grab/INO show with Watchmen references shoved into it, because DC is right now publishing the OFFICIAL Watchman sequel (Doomsday Clock), which invalidates the premise of the TV show, in that it provides a canon explanation as to what happened after Watchmen ends (Adrian's plan fails, gets exposed within half a decade, and Russia decides to nuke the US with Adrian faking brain cancer to get sympathy points from his new henchmen gang as they go to the DC Universe to try and get Manhattan to come back and save the day).
 
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I don't want to defend Dinesh because he is kind of a cow in his own right, but he isn't necessarily wrong here. A lot of the reason why certain crimes got spotlight and others don't is due to the race of those involved.

Bare in mind that back in 2017, a black supremacist shot up a white church in Tennessee. He even admitted that he did it to directly avenge for the 2015 Charleston church shooting.

Now do you recall that shooting ever getting as much attention as the Charleston one? Or even the Synagogue attack that happened in Pittsburgh last year?
 
Is he now doing this as a hobby? Because if so he needs to fucking stop and go back to doing poorly made movie reviews.
From watching the trailer, it does nothing to adapt from Kingdom Hearts.

I don’t know why Disney hasn’t considered doing a Kingdom Hearts movie yet. I mean, I grew up with the games and would kill to see Disney try to make a movie from it.
 
Solo was unique in that its disastrous performance was a direct result of The Last Jedi not merely being a bad movie but actively spitting on the audience, not just in the marketing but in the film itself. Captain Marvel, by all accounts, is simply an average or slightly below average film, with a few sops to its agenda but not merrily destroying canon and characters and themes the way TLJ did. A big franchise can survive divisive marketing, but probably not the films themselves being intentionally antagonistic to their audience.

Disney itself seemed to take notes on the PR disaster of last Jedi, I notice the "if you don't like it-you're a bigoted nerd" angle was a lot more downplayed with Captain Marvel while still present, Disney seem to have clocked they should be selling it as a fun movie which is part of a larger franchise rather than a brave stand stand against the sexist trolls, Which is impressive because Brie isnt good with people while having 'woke' views. Disney probably finds people like Bob and Vice a liability since they cultivate a tribalistic narrative when what they really want is 'big tent'.
 
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From watching the trailer, it does nothing to adapt from Kingdom Hearts.

I don’t know why Disney hasn’t considered doing a Kingdom Hearts movie yet. I mean, I grew up with the games and would kill to see Disney try to make a movie from it.
I think Kingdom Hearts only existed because Square and Disney shared a building and the employees would often talk to each other while waiting for the lift. I think getting all these licences together without it being a legal nightmare would be too much.

I doubt Bob knows what Kingdom Hearts is outside of a Wikipedia article and maybe a trailer shown on Nintendo Direct.
 
I don't want to defend Dinesh because he is kind of a cow in his own right, but he isn't necessarily wrong here. A lot of the reason why certain crimes got spotlight and others don't is due to the race of those involved.

Bare in mind that back in 2017, a black supremacist shot up a white church in Tennessee. He even admitted that he did it to directly avenge for the 2015 Charleston church shooting.

Now do you recall that shooting ever getting as much attention as the Charleston one? Or even the Synagogue attack that happened in Pittsburgh last year?

Honestly, I only saw mentions of those in like a few news websites, maybe covered on youtube with channels posting news topics. But other than those, don't recall major sites covering 'em.
 
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