Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

I think Kingdom Hearts only existed because Square and Disney shared a building and the employees would often talk to each other while waiting for the lift. I think getting all these licences together without it being a legal nightmare would be too much.

I doubt Bob knows what Kingdom Hearts is outside of a Wikipedia article and maybe a trailer shown on Nintendo Direct.

The original game was actually intended to be adapted into an animated series but the plans didn't work out. From what I've seen of Bob tweeting or retweeting anything Kingdom Hearts, yeah, he doesn't seem to actually know what it is and only appeals to him in the sense that he sees it as a parade for consumerist crap he's into.

The Kingdom Hearts Animated Series That Never Was - News - Kingdom Hearts Insider

Kingdom Hearts Insider - the largest kingdom hearts community and news resource on the web!

www.khinsider.com

 

[Brother Wind]

I mean I'm glad he really shows he doesn't have the fucking foggiest what Kingdom Hearts is. Like it's not just Disney Fan Wankery. It's got this whole story and mythos to create Disney Fan Wankery. It's great.

But sperging aside. It's like the key to Kingdom Hearts. It's why people care about the series. They came for the Disney they stayed for the weird overarching plot. It just makes me so fucking excited for that LotR video he keeps threatening

 

[UndercoverRapist]

Oh please, that's implying this fat bastard could even fire a gun. I'm pretty sure you'd give him a shotgun and the recoil would send Bobo on his back and thus making him as helpless as a turtle. Hell, he'd lose his breath just going up some stairs and would go "Snack break! Snack break!" and start stuffing his face full of chicken Nuggers and Snickers bars.

Shotguns are just tendie delivery devices.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I mean I'm glad he really shows he doesn't have the fucking foggiest what Kingdom Hearts is. Like it's not just Disney Fan Wankery. It's got this whole story and mythos to create Disney Fan Wankery. It's great.

But sperging aside. It's like the key to Kingdom Hearts. It's why people care about the series. They came for the Disney they stayed for the weird overarching plot. It just makes me so fucking excited for that LotR video he keeps threatening

I think a LotR video would probably be pretty predictable. The only real mystery is if he'll call it a political allegory enough times that Tolkien rises from his grave demanding vengeance.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think a LotR video would probably be pretty predictable. The only real mystery is if he'll call it a political allegory enough times that Tolkien rises from his grave demanding vengeance.

I just want to know how long it'll take before people start referring to him as Fatty Bolger.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The original game was actually intended to be adapted into an animated series but the plans didn't work out. From what I've seen of Bob tweeting or retweeting anything Kingdom Hearts, yeah, he doesn't seem to actually know what it is and only appeals to him in the sense that he sees it as a parade for consumerist crap he's into.

The Kingdom Hearts Animated Series That Never Was - News - Kingdom Hearts Insider

Kingdom Hearts Insider - the largest kingdom hearts community and news resource on the web!

www.khinsider.com

When would he even have the opportunity to play a Kingdom Hearts game? Not to simply play the "Bob only loves Nintendo!" card, but in all the photos we've seen of his basement we've never seen a PS2 console or even a PS3 console for that matter. It's either all Nintendo consoles or things like the Xbox 360.

 

[The tired cat]

When would he even have the opportunity to play a Kingdom Hearts game? Not to simply play the "Bob only loves Nintendo!" card, but in all the photos we've seen of his basement we've never seen a PS2 console or even a PS3 console for that matter. It's either all Nintendo consoles or things like the Xbox 360.

Well, the guy has a PC sooo...PS2 emulator to run KH1-2 at the very least?

 

[iRON-mAn]

Well, the guy has a PC sooo...PS2 emulator to run KH1-2 at the very least?

Seems like a lot of work for a guy who couldn't green screen his room properly.

 

[RockVolnutt]

When would he even have the opportunity to play a Kingdom Hearts game? Not to simply play the "Bob only loves Nintendo!" card, but in all the photos we've seen of his basement we've never seen a PS2 console or even a PS3 console for that matter. It's either all Nintendo consoles or things like the Xbox 360.

For whatever reason I've had trouble archiving the Escapist article but Bob did retweet this mess of an article before. Checks off every box for journalists not knowing what they're talking about and wanting to huff their own farts.

Kingdom Hearts is Outsider Art Made from the Inside - Escapist Magazine

Henry Darger could not have made a video game, let alone one with the seemingly infinite resources available to Tetsuya Nomura. The work he spent untold hours producing in his otherwise quiet life could only exist because it cost so little to produce, its labor born of and benefitting from...

www.escapistmagazine.com

 

[BubbleButt]

A guy that is most famous to me for playing a) A megalomaniacal science! enhanced supervillain and b) a sentient robot.

You forget the third things D.C. Douglas is famous for: Filming himself inside a women's restroom

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Spending your day arguing over what race or religion an actor must be to portray a fictional character seems like something a sane, healthy, balanced person would do.

He's trying to get in front of his opinions of the casting choices of a nine year old movie no one remembers before they are dug up by his allies and he becomes the latest person eaten up by the outrage mob.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

He's trying to get in front of his opinions of the casting choices of a nine year old movie no one remembers before they are dug up by his allies and he becomes the latest person eaten up by the outrage mob.

They'll need a mob to eat him.

 

[link1234]

He's trying to get in front of his opinions of the casting choices of a nine year old movie no one remembers before they are dug up by his allies and he becomes the latest person eaten up by the outrage mob.

Just like Bob apologizing about calling Megan Fox a "blowup doll". Bob is not really sorry and Fox does not care what some fat nerd said about her in a movie she was obvious eye candy for. Bob does know if he ever gets kicked out of his social justice clique he has nowhere else to go.

 

[Knyttet]

Bob HAS talked about Kingdom Hearts before. In this video:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The original game was actually intended to be adapted into an animated series but the plans didn't work out. From what I've seen of Bob tweeting or retweeting anything Kingdom Hearts, yeah, he doesn't seem to actually know what it is and only appeals to him in the sense that he sees it as a parade for consumerist crap he's into.

The Kingdom Hearts Animated Series That Never Was - News - Kingdom Hearts Insider

Kingdom Hearts Insider - the largest kingdom hearts community and news resource on the web!

www.khinsider.com

They did make a manga of it too.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Reeeee! People who criticize Obama!”

“Please ban people that have different opinions Jack!”

I tried to find anything of him sperging about Kevin Tsujihara being outed from Warner Bros. given his DC hate boner, but he hasn’t sperg about it.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

“Reeeee! People who criticize Obama!”
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I tried to find anything of him sperging about Kevin Tsujihara being outed from Warner Bros. given his DC hate boner, but he hasn’t sperg about it.

What’s so funny about the “Jack ban the Nazis” idiots is they also call Jack a Nazi. Their definition of Nazi is anyone to the right of Karl Marx or whoever doesn’t agree 100% with them.

Chelsea Clinton is now a Nazi because she dared criticize Ilhan Omar’s anti-Semitic tweets. It’s ok to criticize Jews but not Muslims. Let’s ignore he synagogue shooting that happened 2 months ago and 9 people died. Guess somehow Ilhan Omar isn’t responsible for that but Chelsea Clinton is responsible for NZ?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What’s so funny about the “Jack ban the Nazis” idiots is they also call Jack a Nazi. Their definition of Nazi is anyone to the right of Karl Marx or whoever doesn’t agree 100% with them.

If I ever see a Nazi fighting Bob, I guarantee the Nazi will kick Bob's ass.

 

[Mola Ram]

If I ever see a Nazi fighting Bob, I guarantee the Nazi will kick Bob's ass.

Even the 97 year old ones with Alzheimer's!

 

[thismanlies]

“Please ban people that have different opinions Jack!”

Bob reminds me of every "concerned parent" who tried to use Columbine to ban music and video games they deemed to be "too violent." Only now, he and his ilk are using the mosque shootings to go after anyone they deem to be "Nazis."