Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob reminds me of every "concerned parent" who tried to use Columbine to ban music and video games they deemed to be "too violent." Only now, he and his ilk are using the mosque shootings to go after anyone they deem to be "Nazis."

Except Bob can never be any kind of parent, concerned or otherwise, since no woman could bear to accept his vile seed.
 
Well, the guy has a PC sooo...PS2 emulator to run KH1-2 at the very least?

Do you really think he will put anything else other than his fucking Mario? If he was tone deaf enough to shittalk Spider-man PS4 about a very minor issue. What makes you think he will give 26 to 40 hours on an RPG? Let alone leave his phone alone for 3 seconds?
 
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Do you really think he will put anything else other than his fucking Mario? If he was tone deaf enough to shittalk Spider-man PS4 about a very minor issue. What makes you think he will give 26 to 40 hours on an RPG? Let alone leave his phone alone for 3 seconds?
I'm not going through this thread, what was his issue with ps4 spooderman?
 
Disney itself seemed to take notes on the PR disaster of last Jedi, I notice the "if you don't like it-you're a bigoted nerd" angle was a lot more downplayed with Captain Marvel while still present, Disney seem to have clocked they should be selling it as a fun movie which is part of a larger franchise rather than a brave stand stand against the sexist trolls, Which is impressive because Brie isnt good with people while having 'woke' views. Disney probably finds people like Bob and Vice a liability since they cultivate a tribalistic narrative when what they really want is 'big tent'.

Actually the audience bashing and blood libel was the same as it was for The Last Jedi.

The only difference is that one of two things happened:

1. They spent nearly all of the bribe money allocated to pay off Rotten Tomatoes and juking the opening weekend box office buying out empty theaters, which meant that they didn't have enough cash to both bribe the actual reviewers who would be writing the reviews and pay "journalists" to write hit pieces attacking critics. So they spent the little they have left to pay for hit pieces, meaning reviewers didn't get their cut and as such, were allowed to be honest and called the film out on it's shit/give it middling reviews.

2. Reviewers realized that they were in a perilous position after The Last Jedi, so they decided to just be honest about Captain Marvel were mealy mouth enough to criticize it but give it middling reviews so that it wouldn't be 100% panned as a flop.
 
The map system. He didn't like how you didn't start out with a completed map and had to climb certain towers for chunks of it. This being a non-issue for other people since you're playing Spider-Man and scaling buildings takes little time.
I bet he would have also liked all fast travel open from the start and one button boss battles as well
 
“The Electorial College must be abolished because my side didn’t win!”
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“AR-15s are bad!”
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X-Men sperging.
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How was it handled poorly? I know people who don't care for capeshit or just aren't fans of the X-Men who thought that Sir Patrick Stewart was, if not the best, certainty among the best parts of the film. Hell it could be argued that his taking the role and not treating it like a joke helped the current Superhero movie boom as it showed other serious actors that their career wouldn't be derailed for appearing in one.

But no Bob, we gotta go for a thinly veiled innuendo that the actor is not disabled so he should never have been cast in the first place and the only reason he did was a selfish asshole who cared nothing for the disabled community until he found himself stuck in a wheelchair due a horse riding accident (which is such a rich privileged hobby it's not even funny), died before the movies were cast. Oh wait, Pol Potpie couldn't even be assed to check Wikipedia for this one, Christopher Reeve died 4 years after the first movie in the series.
 
But no Bob, we gotta go for a thinly veiled innuendo that the actor is not disabled so he should never have been cast in the first place and the only reason he did was a selfish asshole who cared nothing for the disabled community until he found himself stuck in a wheelchair due a horse riding accident (which is such a rich privileged hobby it's not even funny), died before the movies were cast. Oh wait, Pol Potpie couldn't even be assed to check Wikipedia for this one, Christopher Reeve died 4 years after the first movie in the series.
Also, Christopher Reeve was a quadriplegic whereas Xavier is paraplegic.
 
Do you really expect any of the SocJus idiots to look past the superficial "He was in a wheelchair and Stewart wasn't" argument?
Not at all. Of course it is too much to expect Bob and his SocJus cohorts to realize that actors get paid for playing pretend and don't necessarily need to rely on personal experience to immerse themselves in a role. Of course, the SocJus crowd do not even have a spark of creativity and rely on formulaic plots or half-assed "subversions" for their work.
 
Hey Blobb, mutants don’t exist (except for you I guess) and Professor X wasn’t always a cripple. It’s therefor perfectly fine to cast someone not crippled who looks the part rather than a cripple who is in a wheel chair just to appease idiots who only care about race, gender and cripple/not cripple instead of acting skill.

I’m glad he continues to demonstrate that he’s a fascist Nazi who wants to remove a system set in place to prevent big cities/coastal elites from fucking over everyone else. Funny how that system was fine before Hillary fucked up and lost to a reality tv show host.
 
Well, the guy has a PC sooo...PS2 emulator to run KH1-2 at the very least?
Bob strikes me as the kind of Nintendo fan that re-buys his NES collection on Virtual Console every 3-5 years and buys into the bullshit argument that emulation is evil outside of archive projects.

What is with the left quoting/retweeting themselves recently? It's so dumb. It would be like me quoting my own post and saying "Yep, I agree. 10/10 post."
 
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Bob strikes me as the kind of Nintendo fan that re-buys his NES collection on Virtual Console every 3-5 years and buys into the bullshit argument that emulation is evil outside of archive projects.


What is with the left quoting/retweeting themselves recently? It's so dumb. It would be like me quoting my own post and saying "Yep, I agree. 10/10 post."
It’s a common tactic among the blue check narcissists (which is all of them). It’s to boost a tweet’s engagement numbers with different time zones.
 
“I don’t care if there was 5,000 jobs cut, now being five major studios, and Disney taking 40% of the box office now, the X-Men are now in the MCU!”
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Side note: Does Bob realize that the X-Men MCU reboot isn’t necessarily guaranteed to happen?
 
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I’m glad he continues to demonstrate that he’s a fascist Nazi who wants to remove a system set in place to prevent big cities/coastal elites from fucking over everyone else. Funny how that system was fine before Hillary fucked up and lost to a reality tv show host.

Just yesterday on some PBS show someone dug up that Dubya also lost to Gore in popular vote and that's another strike against the EC.

I'm surprised they're not still fucked off about Benjamin Harrison beating Grover Cleveland.
 
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