Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Knyttet]

He have to hide the saltyness about Saint Anita liking real men like Capt Kirk instead of a good ally like him

https://twitter.com/KateVsTheWorld/status/1106960080627474433

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I'm out of the loop. Did Anita Sarkeesian say that Kirk was the ideal male or something?

 

[Cleric of Autism]

I'm out of the loop. Did Anita Sarkeesian say that Kirk was the ideal male or something?

From what I understand, she said something on a podcast about finding Captain Pike (the captain of the Enterprise before Kirk) sexy

 

[Red Hood]

From what I understand, she said something on a podcast about finding Captain Pike (the captain of the Enterprise before Kirk) sexy

She's probably talking about head sticking out of a wheelchair Pike.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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[Mola Ram]

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He jus' mad that Tarrant's thread is so much livelier than his own.

 

[The tired cat]

Is it weird that I'm not even surprised by them using the old "VIOLENT VIDYA GAMES YO!!!" Pinata by this point? Like, it's something you expect for the media to bring up now and then.

 

[iRON-mAn]

You would think Bob would be sympathetic to a fat kid who got obsessed with a video game.

 

[The tired cat]

You would think Bob would be sympathetic to a fat kid who got obsessed with a video game.

He would if the kid played Mario. But in this case, something tells me Bobo would say "See! This is an example of those insane dude bros with their CoD and GTA's!"

 

[Mr Snek]

Bob is just jealous he didn't get to be the first person to become a mass murderer because he was fatshamed.

 

[iRON-mAn]

He would if the kid played Mario. But in this case, something tells me Bobo would say "See! This is an example of those insane dude bros with their CoD and GTA's!"

Given Bob's propensity to talk about wiping out middle America, I'm not sure we can rule out Mario 3 as a 'violent video game' though.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Disney probably finds people like Bob and Vice a liability since they cultivate a tribalistic narrative when what they really want is 'big tent'.

Well that is the big problem when you try to get a big tent strategy. You can make your audience as broad as possible, but if the media going to advertise your tentpole is too overtly slanted in one way and takes the film as some dagger to plunge into the hearts of people they hate, it is going to give the perception that your film is political even if it isn't that much.

 

[Jack Awful]

You would think Bob would be sympathetic to a fat kid who got obsessed with a video game.

God help us if Bob ever went postal.
He's got so much fat on him that he could stop any bullet fired at his critical mass.

 

[The tired cat]

God help us if Bob ever went postal.
He's got so much fat on him that he could stop any bullet fired at his critical mass.

Oh please, that's implying this fat bastard could even fire a gun. I'm pretty sure you'd give him a shotgun and the recoil would send Bobo on his back and thus making him as helpless as a turtle. Hell, he'd lose his breath just going up some stairs and would go "Snack break! Snack break!" and start stuffing his face full of chicken Nuggers and Snickers bars.

 

[Jack Awful]

Oh please, that's implying this fat bastard could even fire a gun. I'm pretty sure you'd give him a shotgun and the recoil would send Bobo on his back and thus making him as helpless as a turtle. Hell, he'd lose his breath just going up some stairs and would go "Snack break! Snack break!" and start stuffing his face full of chicken Nuggers and Snickers bars.

I'm imagining Bob going on a rampage by falling on top of people and crushing them.

 

[The tired cat]

I'm imagining Bob going on a rampage by falling on top of people and crushing them.

With how much he lumbers, I'm pretty sure his victims can just step aside and watch Bobo create a lovely Looney Tunes styled hole in the floor. Hell, he'd probably reach China that way.

 

[Chocolate Guy]

God help us if Bob ever went postal.
He's got so much fat on him that he could stop any bullet fired at his critical mass.

Don't worry he'll never get off of Twitter long enough to carry out a spree killing.

Oh please, that's implying this fat bastard could even fire a gun. I'm pretty sure you'd give him a shotgun and the recoil would send Bobo on his back and thus making him as helpless as a turtle. Hell, he'd lose his breath just going up some stairs and would go "Snack break! Snack break!" and start stuffing his face full of chicken Nuggers and Snickers bars.

Plus his fat fingers would just get caught in the trigger guard before he could even fire a shot. If he did fall down from recoil however, I would pay to see him comically roll down the nearest hill.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

God help us if Bob ever went postal.
He's got so much fat on him that he could stop any bullet fired at his critical mass.

For one, it would require him to actually be out of his basement, which is unlikely, unless of course the latest MCU film hits theaters he'll sprint out of it.

 

[Rei is shit]

If that headline said "gamer gate" instead of violent videogames bob would be agreeing with it 100%

 

[Sissy Galvez]

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“I’m a FAT guy who plays VIDEO GAMES and I didn’t shoot nobody!!”

Sure he hasn’t killed anyone yet, but Blobb is not a well adjusted adult. He has massive tard rage directed at people who’s political opinions he disagrees with, white people, Christians, blue collar workers, etc. He wants them to cease existing, to financially ruin them, and remove any and all political power they have.

Blobb hasn’t a lot in common with these psychos. He’s just too much of a pussy to act on his genocidal rage (also he’s too obese and slow).

 

[Jack Awful]

“I’m a FAT guy who plays VIDEO GAMES and I didn’t shoot nobody!!”

Sure he hasn’t killed anyone yet, but Blobb is not a well adjusted adult. He has massive tard rage directed at people who’s political opinions he disagrees with, white people, Christians, blue collar workers, etc. He wants them to cease existing, to financially ruin them, and remove any and all political power they have.

Blobb hasn’t a lot in common with these psychos. He’s just too much of a pussy to act on his genocidal rage (also he’s too obese and slow).

Bob's rhetoric reminds me MORE of Hitler than the Christchurch guy does.