Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Rabbit Bones]

Lagerece is pronounced "luh greasy" and no one can convince me otherwise.

I've been at my desk trying to say these names out loud, and my roommate thinks I'm stoned

 

[Rotogravure]

I've been at my desk trying to say these names out loud, and my roommate thinks I'm stoned

Being stoned actually may render them pronounceable.

 

[Coin Ops]

She can't actually be dumb enough to think people get weekends out of jail.

Well of course he gets weekends off from jail. When else is he supposed to Rape To Make That Money For His Family?

 

[Muscle Bra]

Oh, no...

I'm gonna go with @fenny and argue that the middle name is pronounced "LaGreasy" but, the more I look at it, I think Sammie was trying to write "masculine" for the baby's first name.

Masculine LaGreasy McClure, with possible alternates being "mascaline" or maybe "mescaline".

 

[SnarkySperg]

The De'Shaun account is completely run by her. What I don't know is if she's completely made up De'Shaun, or if someone is catfishing her WITH him, and she made the account just so she could tag him and give herself compliments.

And, uh, I think I discovered the new imaginary babys name. And it's a doozy.
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Oh my god. That name. If it supposed to be masculine....holy shit. If not....HOLY SHIT.

Also, thanks for the update to everyone who corrected me. I am surprised she knows how to not capitalize everything tbh.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Oh Sammie.

 

[cow4prez2024]

“I Was Having Really Bad Craps In My Stomach”

Probably from all that LaGreasy food she eats...

 

[UnicornPiss]

“I Was Having Really Bad Craps In My Stomach”

Probably from all that LaGreasy food she eats...

Don’t forget she’s getting kicked in her rips.

 

[Whatthefuck]

The De'Shaun account is completely run by her. What I don't know is if she's completely made up De'Shaun, or if someone is catfishing her WITH him, and she made the account just so she could tag him and give herself compliments.

And, uh, I think I discovered the new imaginary babys name. And it's a doozy.
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Is that an attempt at spelling "Masculine"? She is so fucking exceptional it literally hurts my head.

Edit: sorry, I'm late af, but my point stands.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Oh Sammie.
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I think I had a stroke while reading that post.

 

[Paige Matheson]

Sami had pain from her three month old son kicking her “rips”?
A three month fetus is only 3-4 inches in size and weighs about an ounce.
Of all her lies, this one actually makes me laugh.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Sami had pain from her three month old son kicking her “rips”?
A three month fetus is only 3-4 inches in size and weighs about an ounce.
Of all her lies, this one actually makes me laugh.

The only thing this means is that her new boyfriend is Superman. Totally believable, mind you.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sami had pain from her three month old son kicking her “rips”?
A three month fetus is only 3-4 inches in size and weighs about an ounce.
Of all her lies, this one actually makes me laugh.

She claimed the doctor told her the baby already weighed 3 pounds. She's insane.

 

[SnarkySperg]

The only thing this means is that her new boyfriend is Superman. Totally believable, mind you.

That would be the most believable of anything she's ever said.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

She claimed the doctor told her the baby already weighed 3 pounds. She's insane.

Also her mucus plug fell out at 3 months and now she's worried the baby might be premature.

Just a lil' bit. This one might have to spend a whole WEEK in the NICU!

It's like she remembers a random smattering of stuff that happened during her for-real pregnancies but just does not know how it all fits together.

 

[Trombonista]

If someone claimed to have killed one of her fake kids, would she believe it?

 

[ComputerWife]

If someone claimed to have killed one of her fake kids, would she believe it?

Depends on if she remembers if she faked giving birth to them.

 

[Coin Ops]

A three month fetus is only 3-4 inches in size and weighs about an ounce.

You're The Same Kind Of Devil Worshiper That Believes The Earth Is More Than 6000 Years Old.

Spoiler

DeShawn Hit Me Up. I'm Carrying Your Son.

 

[SnarkySperg]

You're The Same Kind Of Devil Worshiper That Believes The Earth Is More Than 6000 Years Old.

Spoiler

DeShawn Hit Me Up. I'm Carrying Your Son.

Who is probably also okay with eating babies like hers.

 

[odonnells dairy bar]

I haven't been FB friends with Sammie for very long, but it's been incredibly eye opening... and dismal at the same time. She just posts so many videos, many of them centered around black people doing crazy or cool shit, or rapping. I think she thinks she is black, or she's some sort of weird black people fetishist.



That was 5 hours ago, so about 5:45AM Arkansas time. Does this girl ever sleep? Because her feed is just filled with janky videos she shares all day and all night. And the night is when she chooses to release baby information. Anyway, it's been 5 hours, and nothing. De'Shaun's profile is radio silent to non-friends aside from what Sammie tags him in.