💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[damian]

Using Shakespeare-inspired names, Beard goes on to talk about Sabat and Soye using Iago and Igor respectively.

I haven’t checked the thread today, do we conclusively know it’s these 2 morons or are these still just our main suspects.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

I haven’t checked the thread today, do we conclusively know it’s these 2 morons or are these still just our main suspects.

The latter

 

[damian]

The latter

I thought so.

Using Shakespeare-inspired names, Beard goes on to talk about (who we suspect are Sabat and Soye) Iago and Igor. Mentions that despite Iago trusting Igor to ferry about his messages, they actually don't seem to get along very well, and will likely sell each other out. Also mentioned that he looked forward to questioning the two on evidence, noting that they can either lie on the stand and go to jail, or tell the truth and get Vic a quick win. Mocked Funimation and Rooster Teeth's legal strategy.

@PomegranateKing FIFY

 

[Palpatine]

Igor can't be Soye. Soye lawyered up and Igor is still counting on Iago to buy him a lawyer.

 

[AnOminous]

I haven’t checked the thread today, do we conclusively know it’s these 2 morons or are these still just our main suspects.

I'm about 99% Iago is Sabat, Igor could be either Soye or Shane. Shane seems to be the popular choice as he is a moronic ugly minion.

 

[damian]

I'm about 99% Iago is Sabat, Igor could be either Soye or Shane. Shane seems to be the popular choice as he is a moronic ugly minion.

Soye also lawyered up, unless Iago is actually paying for the legal fees unlike Ty thought.

Although IF Iago is indeed paying for Igor’s legal fees, it might explain Soye’s shiny high priced layer.

 

[PomegranateKing]

I thought so.



@PomegranateKing FIFY

No offense but even a brain dead twitter detective can parse out who those two are meant to be. Beard has to dance around the legal bullcrap, not us. I don't need to fix a thing.

 

[Pablo Escobar]

I'm kind of amazed he's still getting this many viewers on daily streams about the same kickvic shit every day, constantly going on about tortious interference. I had to stop watching him after that retarded sperg out he had about the anime convention owners being bullied.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

The Beard is on Rekieta again tonight!

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

An x-post from the Weeb Wars thread:

Our boy just hit 50K subs.

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That's, like, 50K away from 100K! But in all seriousness, if you're reading this, Nick, kudos to you, my man. Keep up the good work. Just try not to get a swelled head about it.

 

[Jarolleon]

Given that Rackets has a vault, 5 homeschooled kids, and a very dim view of the US government in general, what's the chance that he's secretly part of a stereotypical right-wing militia group, and his house doubles as a bunker to be defended Waco style when the government comes for the guns?

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Given that Rackets has a vault, 5 homeschooled kids, and a very dim view of the US government in general, what's the chance that he's secretly part of a stereotypical right-wing militia group, and his house doubles as a bunker to be defended Waco style when the government comes for the guns?

He's too much of a lolbertarian to join a right-wing militia. He bought the house with a vault is so he can yell at dangerhairs without waking up the kids.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

He's too much of a lolbertarian to join a right-wing militia. He bought the house with a vault is so he can yell at dangerhairs without waking up the kids.

It's more likely that it's there to hold documents that he has to preserve for years. There might be some memorabilia from tragic boat accidents there too.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

It's more likely that it's there to hold documents that he has to preserve for years. There might be some memorabilia from tragic boat accidents there too.

I remember him talking about buying this house and he was super excited about the "room where I can yell as loud as I want." I was not expecting a fucking vault though.

 

[Jarolleon]

He's too much of a lolbertarian to join a right-wing militia. He bought the house with a vault is so he can yell at dangerhairs without waking up the kids.

That seems more likely. Still would be funny to convince Resetera et al. that Rackets is secretly the next Randy Weaver.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

government comes for the guns?

He lost all his guns in a tragic boating accident on a lake whose name he can't remember though, so why would the feds mess with him?

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

He lost all his guns in a tragic boating accident on a lake whose name he can't remember though, so why would the feds mess with him?

Can you blame him? There are 10,000 of the damn things in Minnesota.

 

[QWXXP Surprise!]

Nick is really cute and I like his streams. Rate me deviant if you want, but it's true.

 

[Love Soze]

24 stream confirmed for Friday.

Bets on how long until he falls asleep on camera or gives up?

EDIT: I forgot. The man as a script for modafinil. He will be fine. ???

 

[Least Concern]

He's going to start a 24-hour stream at night, rather than the early morning closer to when a normal person would actually wake up? ?