Lovequest Catie's Story

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skyraider91 said:
Chris told me that when Barb was young, she aggressively went after her sister's husband or fiance.
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One can almost see where Chris get the idea to bang his imaginary sister from.
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He keeps a pic of Catie on his nightstand and practices kisses on it.
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Careful it doesn't turn into your very own Megan shrine, Catie.
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He kept trying to hold my hand so I negotiated lunch like a t-Rex with strumpy little arms. Then he tried footsie under the table. And he stared at my tits a lot.
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Typical Male idiot.
 
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Picklechu said:
The info about Barb is really interesting. We finally know exactly why they're estranged from the rest of the family, not that Chris couldn't have tardraged a bit about not getting pancakes because he had to go to Aunt Corina's funeral.
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Agreed. The fact that she was willing to and did pursue her sister's fiance/husband speaks volumes about the type of woman Barb was and has become. Call me crazy, but I have a gut feeling that this wasn't the only familial transgression she committed.
warongiygas said:
That's unhinged... Shit.:'(
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Could of been worse, it could of been the picture of "Renee".
 
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What strikes me the most, just from the description, is how confident Chris was with everything. I don't get one hint of uncertainty or unease. For all that this encounter may or may not have been rehearsed, Chris was seizing the fuck out of the day. He knew what he wanted [read: boob] and set out to get it.
Did he come off creepy? Absolutely. Was it incredibly, incredibly inappropriate? You bet. Would a normal person remotely consider these things okay? Definitely not.
But at the end of the day, we still have a profoundly autistic tomboy who has been tormented for well over half a decade who, by some miracle, still acts in this way without the slightest hint of second guessing.
It's either inspiring or really, really sad [hint: its not inspiring]
 
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swim126 said:
What strikes me the most, just from the description, is how confident Chris was with everything. I don't get one hint of uncertainty or unease.
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It seems as if, not including the OKCupid messaging, his "shyness" as he likes to call if lasts until the moment she makes the first move.
He seemed to be trapped inside his autistic shell until she approached him as he sat separately (god damn that's pathetic) and then as soon as he got his hello and first hug - bam, the tomgirl-in-heat floodgates have been opened.
 
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swim126 said:
But at the end of the day, we still have a profoundly autistic tomboy who has been tormented for well over half a decade who, by some miracle, still acts in this way without the slightest hint of second guessing.
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Chris is mentally ill and getting worse. He's painting himself into a smaller and smaller corner and is completely unaware of it.
 
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"Chris wanted to spend an entire day together, go bra-shopping at Target with him"
I blame pornography for this one. Nowhere outside of the world of porn would two persons, who just met each other, go and try on underwear in front of each other (which would instantly lead to hot spontaneous lesbian sex in the changing room). Chris obviously didn't only pick up the technical part of lovemaking from porn but the methods of social interactions before the act as well.
 
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Nikolai Drozdov said:
"Chris wanted to spend an entire day together, go bra-shopping at Target with him"
I blame pornography for this one. Nowhere outside of the world of porn would two persons, who just met each other, go and try on underwear in front of each other (which would instantly lead to hot spontaneous lesbian sex in the changing room). Chris obviously didn't only pick up the technical part of lovemaking from porn but the methods of social interactions before the act as well.
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A tenner says IF ever he goes on a date again, he brings a plunger.
 
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Nikolai Drozdov said:
"Chris wanted to spend an entire day together, go bra-shopping at Target with him"
I blame pornography for this one. Nowhere outside of the world of porn would two persons, who just met each other, go and try on underwear in front of each other (which would instantly lead to hot spontaneous lesbian sex in the changing room). Chris obviously didn't only pick up the technical part of lovemaking from porn but the methods of social interactions before the act as well.
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It's reminiscent of his fantasy of banging Ivy in the Burger King bathroom. When you think about it, it's kind of horrifying that everything he knows about human behavior comes from his study of fictional characters. I'd be more sympathetic, but I haven't watched the Care Bears.
 
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Chris has learned nothing in well over a decade. It's actually very depressing; this reads exactly like the Tale of the Crazy Pacer, the Emily date and the Mimms & Lucas Q&A. He is a veritable time capsule of inadequacy.

*Edit* Will this provide smoking-gun evidence to Chris that Catie was a troll if he sees this? Actually he'll probably just accuses Al of being the troll or something, I'm calling that one now
 
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Everyone's noticing how impulsive and invasive Chris is and how little he has changed since Megan.

People may have pointed this out when the news originally broke, but to me it is now certain that the reason why Chris tried (and still does?) to use female public toilets wasn't "because it felt Right and Good" but to perv on women.
 
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