Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

[One Trick Pikachu]

"I mean, ultimately, Krypto is a great game mechanic. The game is about scheduling to have the most sex, and you can't do it with Krypto there."

Here's a concept: have a character that plays the exact same disruption role without making that character explicitly a minor. I can think of 5 ways to make that basic premise work without it involving a teenaged character.

Spoiler: a list i thought up in 3 minutes

-An extremely haughty character that keeps asking for stupidly specific sex toys that the shop obviously doesn't have in stock, but they keep asking anyway.

-An assholish character who goes out of their way to waste the shop owner's time. If the shop owner's already a new character, then there's nothing stopping you two from writing a character they have a negative relationship with.

-Just, an honest to god shift the shopkeep has to work around. You get her to do the characters around her mandatory break times.

-Have a rule that customers can only spend 'x' amount of time with the shopkeep if they want to test the merchandise. Coincides with the above point

-Have multiple characters available at a time so that you have to pick one over the other. Adds replayability to the game.

tldr; There are other ways to work with that vague premise for a character that won't make people question your reputations any more. You two are just dumbasses.

 

[NotSoAceCat]

I did also worry a bit that I made [Lexy] too much of a smartass when she deals with Krypto...

Don't worry eevee, you only managed the "ass" part.

-An assholish character who goes out of their way to waste the shop owner's time. If the shop owner's already a new character, then there's nothing stopping you two from writing a character they have a negative relationship with.

Honestly that role could be easily filled by either Toyle or Alice, they're at least imo the most insufferable characters from flora as a whole, and even more in this very specific game.

Speaking of alice there's one instance in which she mentions that she had a potion? (I don't really recall exactly, apologies for that) which turned her into cotton candy and Jacklyn took a bite out of her and was laughing her ass off...And I honestly would have liked to see that just to see some kind of repercution on Alice's actions.

There's a reason I actually like Jacklyn...she's the most logical level headed character from all flora, besides her evident stockholm syndrome.

 

[Frogasm]

"I really love when my porn is interrupted by developer self-inserts whining" said no one ever

 

[Gronbo the Grand]

hey i just want to pop in and say this first tweet at least had nothing to do with any of marls victims, this was about someone on the hellsider discord thats been causing trouble for me and a few others lately until they left recently

I'm sorry Joop, but I have to disagree on a few points. I feel Krypto has elements of Lain and the person who you are referring to.

First off: This gross-ass rabbit thing was "warned" about Krypto by someone else, just as Glip constantly says when referring to Lain.

Secondly: The whole "these EVIL kids are SNEAKING into places they don't belong!" is also something Glip has said both about Lain, and other younger victims of Marl constantly. However, I could certainly see how this could relate to the Discord user you were talking about.

Lastly: Krypto threatens Gross-ass Rabbit Thing's career directly, and this coincides with my second point. Glip has been a broken record in always yelling about how all these "liars" and minors are trying to sneak into her NSFW material to purposefully get Glip in trouble. Meanwhile she's posting nasty bird tits on the Twitter she said she'd crop NSFW on, and linking to a porn game on the main site.
I don't know the situation with the Discord user, and while I'm sure that has an effect on the "story," it's just too on the nose for it to not be about Marl's victims.

But if somehow this really has nothing to do with Marl's victims, then Glip and Eevee spent days and weeks working on a sex game with a major plot allowing them to get fake revenge on an actual minor. That's still absolutely fucked. Both are fucking awful, but I think the 1st option is by far the worst.

And fuck them for trying to call out the person that wanted their cameo removed, that is exceptionally petty. So someone doesn't want to be involved with a game made by abusers and accused pedo/zoophiles, get over it.

 

[Rosechuspickle]

This game just reinforces the entire point of these two.

Why are PK and Lexy so obsessed with minors?
They dedicate an entire game to them as an antagonist to their 'porn utopia', but no normal person can relate to that. In the real world, stories about minors trying to invade 'adult spaces' are wacky comedies like 'Superbad' with the fake IDs. In a normal situation, the adult just kicks the minor out. No questions asked.

Here, a child brings tittybunny TO TEARS because he wouldn't leave. A grown adult getting to a kid's level and you're supposed to pity or relate to that? PK and Lexy are so immature that they see minors as a threat to 'their space' because they couldn't be responsible adults and actually take responsibility for once in their lives.

And of course, as we all know, they get off to childish subjects themselves soooo...
Yeah, PK and Lexy are disgusting people and I'm surprised that anyone who's associated with them doesn't die of second hand embarrassment. In a way I think the reason they fetishize kids is because they themselves are immature and childish. Just my two cents really.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Spoiler: Flora update

Just how many "callout culture is mean and abusive" pages can you make without getting bored?

 

[MRfive]

I'm sorry Joop, but I have to disagree on a few points. I feel Krypto has elements of Lain and the person who you are referring to. View attachment 704712

yeah i can see what you mean by that of course! that also makes sense, and i feel bad for the people that drove inspiration to this scene either way
i was just mentioning what i was told because i asked about it as soon as i found krypto ingame

i kinda hoped krypto wouldnt be this kind of person cause i really liked her design but this is the world i live in so i guess i must accept it

 

[Pronoun Party]

Spoiler: Flora update

View attachment 704757

Just how many "callout culture is mean and abusive" pages can you make without getting bored?

That is some real narrative whiplash between the last page and this one.

Pro tip, PK: you could have replaced your last six months of updates with this single image and it would have conveyed the exact same thing without wrecking your wrist as badly:

Spoiler

]i kinda hoped krypto wouldnt be this kind of person cause i really liked her design but this is the world i live in so i guess i must accept it

Floraverse is Creative Commons. Follow your heart & save Krypto. They don't deserve to be a shitty strawman.

I really wish people were actually as dedicated to tearing Glip down as Glip likes to pretend. Because if anyone actually cared enough, the very first step would be to make good on the CC 4.0 and create a parody comic series that uses Glip's pages and Flora characters to talk about the dangers of narc pedos. Can you imagine if someone actually put in the time? Glip would have an aneurism.

 

[Meowthkip]

Glip has never once presented Alice's behavior as anything but sexy and laudable, and every ounce of criticism she's ever received has been met with screeching.

Alice sexualizing everything isn't the problem; launching into an unstable, violent tirade about how she's going to smash a potion someone ordered for some reason, then suddenly demand to slobber all over Cerise's tits and being allowed to -- that's the problem. I counted like three moments in my playthrough alone where someone comes in and asks for something Cerise doesn't stock and Cerise points them to Alice's shop. One of these customers replies that everyone's warned them NOT to go to Alice, and Cerise's reply is basically "Tee hee, yeah, she's dangerous and probably going to inflict something permanent on you, but you should still check her out!" And they agree to go check her out.

Alice for prison 2019.

 

[MAGICMAN!!!]

Oh the lore is fucked up. I love how everyone is a flanderised mouthpiece. Telling people to go check on dangerous people who should probably be in jail, not calling the cops on kids running into adult stores.

 

[Bellson Adams]

If Alice is known to be dangerous and do illegal shit how is she not in jail yet, does flora even have a jail system, this society gets more fucked up each time

 

[NoFeline]

"carefully navigate" is Eevee-speak for "putting in way too much effort to attempt to frame things in a way that absolves me of guilt"

 

[GoTellitOnTheMountan]

Someone found a couple Easter Eggs that have Glip and Eevee saying this was biased off actual events and the two of them bitching about someone who didn’t wanna have a cameo in the game.

https://twitter.com/fruityroach/status/1109692971652399104?s=21

https://twitter.com/fruityroach/status/1109693451044618241?s=21

Also Glip will be 30 on the 26th. Let that sink in.

 

[Gremblo]

Someone found a couple Easter Eggs that have Glip and Eevee saying this was biased off actual events and the two of them bitching about someone who didn’t wanna have a cameo in the game.

https://twitter.com/fruityroach/status/1109692971652399104?s=21

https://twitter.com/fruityroach/status/1109693451044618241?s=21

Also Glip will be 30 on the 26th. Let that sink in.

Those were posted here just a page or so ago. I think he just screenshotted and shared em.

 

[Adiemus]

I'm not even going to bother with this.

Having an underage character in a porn game, no matter what they're doing, trying to do, or represent, is wrong. You don't put kids in a porn game, regardless of what's going on. And the fact that they showed this off on their SFW page... continue to deny you don't want kids finding your porn, you piece of shit. God.

"Why bother, when you can just remove someone from existence?"
Wish we could do that with PK and Eevee.

 

[B Stands for Hugbees]

That is some real narrative whiplash between the last page and this one.

Pro tip, PK: you could have replaced your last six months of updates with this single image and it would have conveyed the exact same thing without wrecking your wrist as badly:

Spoiler

View attachment 704763

Floraverse is Creative Commons. Follow your heart & save Krypto. They don't deserve to be a shitty strawman.

I really wish people were actually as dedicated to tearing Glip down as Glip likes to pretend. Because if anyone actually cared enough, the very first step would be to make good on the CC 4.0 and create a parody comic series that uses Glip's pages and Flora characters to talk about the dangers of narc pedos. Can you imagine if someone actually put in the time? Glip would have an aneurism.

Just have Orobas, Beleth and Amudasis talking about why diddling kids is bad, and the dangers of being too self-enclosed in your own personal bubble.

 

[Dearling Darlest]

Only narcs would put an easter egg within a half-ass game that's just the devs putting edgy masks on already existing characters and using them as a mouthpiece to ramble with each other about how they made said game. Their self-inserts are already in the game and literally everything else they make but it just wasn't enough screen time.

At this rate they'll never stop believing they're more important than they really are. Nobody really cares about the creepy 'process' you had to go through to put a minor in a porn game and even less people give a shit about game engine technicalities. You could have done almost anything else at all with the edge lord inserts and it would have been more interesting than discovering your twitter rants are now compressed inside of your game's dialogue too.

 

[Boxed in Lurker]

They're trying really hard to justify their actions of putting a minor in a porn game when they shouldn't have put one in the game to begin with.

I wonder what the true intentions behind this game were. Where they hoping to climb back into a positive light, to try and push that they're innocent victims? Or is this just another medium for them to whine and bitch? Or both??
Whatever the reason, I feel this game most likely won't have the effect they hoped for if they had any hopes to begin with. Just exposes more of how shitty human beings they both are.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I wonder what the true intentions behind this game were. Where they hoping to climb back into a positive light, to try and push that they're innocent victims? Or is this just another medium for them to whine and bitch? Or both??

or they never really left their pro-CP phase considering how this whole game would have never even been thought of if they did change since the "loli/shota artist" phase.

 

[ginny]

And I thought Cerise's interactions with them were very... genuine? Like, what can you do? Physically force them out?

yes, vee, thats EXACTLY what you do

And fuck them for trying to call out the person that wanted their cameo removed, that is exceptionally petty

AND abusive! it just proves how toxic they both are

I wonder what the true intentions behind this game were. Where they hoping to climb back into a positive light, to try and push that they're innocent victims? Or is this just another medium for them to whine and bitch? Or both??

honestly feel like its the latter. the game itself isnt really a game... you talk to people, read a bunch of unnecessary dialogue, and the "sex scenes" are one picture. theres no real objectives expected of you, and its boring as hell. for a game that focuses on "having the most sex", this is the thing that gets the least amount of game/screen time. they spend more time whining, so i figure that was the goal