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I support having the report released to the public just so then it can be the final "read em and weep" moment to be rubbed in their faces until they finally face reality

:optimistic: because that may only work on %1 percent of the population still harping about this shit, the other 99% have been lost a long time ago
It won't change anything.

Pelosi and Co. will drop some cryptic messages about how "Now we can finally begin our investigation to get Trump removed from office AND BY GOD WE WILL", and the shitshow will drag on until the election cycle kicks fully into gear. The Dems will then become too pre-occupied with stabbing each other in the back all while saying "THEY'RE the anti Trump solution!" to care about stoking the collusion rumor anymore.

The TDS cucks on Twitter/CNN will just transfer the "wait and see... JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE..." narrative to Congress's investigation that will never actually produce anything. Instead of Twitter/Reddit/CNN smugly saying; "Just wait until the Mueller report comes out, then his ass will finally be toast..." it will instead become; "Just wait until Pelosi finishes her investigation, then his ass will finally be toast."

If the Dems were half as intelligent as they claim to be, they'd focus on getting a solid candidate together now instead of waiting for the autistic thunderdome that is the Democratic primary. Wasting all this time on the Mueller obsession is just ticking away the moments until it's too late for them. Again.

... and if they do that, the most successful lolcow in history will be in office for 4 more years.
 
I support having the report released to the public just so then it can be the final "read em and weep" moment to be rubbed in their faces until they finally face reality

:optimistic: because that may only work on %1 percent of the population still harping about this shit, the other 99% have been lost a long time ago

No see the Mueller report just shows how successful the Russians were at getting to Trump, that they also to Mueller. IT WAS HER TURN REEEEEEEEEEE
 
I really don't know what they're expecting. We already know there isn't anything in it that is going to be the "smoking gun" every trump hater has claimed there would be, yet everyone is still clinging onto it's release to the general public as being the thing that's going to FINALLY get the bad orange man booted out of office.

There was this one girl's dad I knew; whenever I'd come over to visit, he'd be all in her face with "Did you do your homework? You should go do your homework. You two go do your homework first. Get that outta the way." Every time after that, until she could say that yes, it was done, I'd actually hear him continue as if he'd never stopped: "Your homework done? You go get that done, y'hear? You don't get it done and you're grounded." She told me this happened every single day.

At first, I thought it was just him being obsessive--until she started doing her homework during lunch. When she'd tell him as much, he'd actually look disappointed before stalking off and grumbling.

Sounded a bit weird, sure. Then it came time for the annual class awards at the end of the school year, and when she walked away with a good number of awards for scholastic achievement? He stood around, boasting for everyone to hear, "Yeah, she'd never'a got those without me tellin' her do her homework. Gotta keep on her, she's so lazy. Good thing I was there teachin' her responsibility, don't know what she'd do without me."

TL;DR: The dad of a friend of mine used to hound her ceaselessly about her homework so he could take credit for "making her succeed".

I get the distinct impression this is what the Dems are doing at this point, screeching to the high heavens about something Trump's administration is already going to do--so they can take credit for "making them do it".
 
There was this one girl's dad I knew; whenever I'd come over to visit, he'd be all in her face with "Did you do your homework? You should go do your homework. You two go do your homework first. Get that outta the way." Every time after that, until she could say that yes, it was done, I'd actually hear him continue as if he'd never stopped: "Your homework done? You go get that done, y'hear? You don't get it done and you're grounded." She told me this happened every single day.

At first, I thought it was just him being obsessive--until she started doing her homework during lunch. When she'd tell him as much, he'd actually look disappointed before stalking off and grumbling.

Sounded a bit weird, sure. Then it came time for the annual class awards at the end of the school year, and when she walked away with a good number of awards for scholastic achievement? He stood around, boasting for everyone to hear, "Yeah, she'd never'a got those without me tellin' her do her homework. Gotta keep on her, she's so lazy. Good thing I was there teachin' her responsibility, don't know what she'd do without me."

TL;DR: The dad of a friend of mine used to hound her ceaselessly about her homework so he could take credit for "making her succeed".

I get the distinct impression this is what the Dems are doing at this point, screeching to the high heavens about something Trump's administration is already going to do--so they can take credit for "making them do it".
It's the pickle jar scenario i.e I loosened that for you. It's basically Obama saying I fixed the economy even though the uptick happened during Trump's presidency it pisses me off to no end.
 
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So this turned into a sperg but I really dislike these bitches:

The Krassensteins are known criminals that got a pass from the Obama DoJ and almost immediately started shitposting nonstop about Trump.

They had to repay a ton of money to people they scammed after getting caught working with RUSSIAN criminals. Ed disclosed that they were Russians on his site because he is that tremendously exceptional.

After that site got blown up they started IR.Net which never took off because they tried to get legit traffic to it and unsurprisingly no one was willing touch these guys with a 10' pole unless they are sketchy themselves. Cut to them hooking up with some loser from Business Insider coughs and starting HillReporter.com which was named and branded, in my humblest of opinions, in an attempt to confuse the morons that follow these two into believing there was some association with The Hill. The color scheme wasn't too far off and the branding was a bit close as well. They changed that months ago for some reason.

HillReporter.com has very little reach outside of the three founders' Twitter feeds and the feed of whatever chump they convinced to hack up someone else's story and mush it together into something they can call their own.

I highly suspect this site is just another Ponzi scheme:

Their site shows up out of nowhere and immediately has 1-2m impressions a month, low engagement, insane bounce rate - Red Flag #1

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Their traffic is 75% from Social Media - Red Flag #2

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Of that social traffic 88% is from Twitter - Red Flag #3

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None of these things on their own are damning but when you add them together and remember who is running the show it feels like a scam.

My suspicion is that they flooded their site with bot traffic through Twitter in hopes of dodging questions about having massive traffic that appeared overnight, fails to interact with their site, and doesn't carry their links to other forums/sites/etc. Even when you compare their stats to other popular leftist nues sites you see that they don't stack up in terms of engagement or source of traffic:

Politico: Note the engagement appears solid. People interact with this site. They visit multiple pages. They stick around.

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The Hill: They have lower engagement than Politico but they also have a variety of traffic sources.

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MotherJones: A lot of social traffic but not from one source.

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I used these three sites as comparison because they are leftist garbage or just questionable in general.

If I saw traffic coming to my sites that wasn't performing, checked out the source and saw this shit I'd kill the campaign immediately and seriously debate refusing to pay for the traffic. That probably isn't really a concern for them since they don't seem to monetize their traffic. In fact I can't figure out how they generate any actual revenue given the very lonely ads they do run are generic network display bullshit.

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This lack of revenue doesn't seem to have stopped them from bringing in writers to vomit narrative all over their site. It is also peculiar that they started bringing in new voices as traffic plummets. This might be causing you to ask, "SmileyTimeDayCare why would those two things coincide? Shouldn't more content mean more traffic?"

Well, if you approach someone and say, "Hey can I have some money for this righteous cause and look how well it is doing" then point to months of growth you can con more people into throwing quarters in your jar or maybe one big fish.

Once you have some shekels you can pump the brakes on trash traffic and hope no one noticed that you are inflating your numbers so when cash gets low again or your previous investors start sniffing around inquiring about the drop in traffic/lack of return you simply open the throttle again and say, "We'll we're doing better now!" get money from some other people, pay the previous whiny investors and keep on grifting but you have to show some effort so you underpay some hacks to write a few thousand words and create the illusion of real work--of progress.

Anyway that's my take on their latest effort. They're scumbags and the clock is ticking on the next DoJ raid on their shit. They are the Fauxistance probably a scam but also possibly funded by anti-Trump lobbies/Soros-like globalist scum.

Oh and check out this sweet fucking graphic design work on IR.Net. These guys are clearly not saving cash by doing the work themselves.

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TL;DR: The dad of a friend of mine used to hound her ceaselessly about her homework so he could take credit for "making her succeed".

I get the distinct impression this is what the Dems are doing at this point, screeching to the high heavens about something Trump's administration is already going to do--so they can take credit for "making them do it".

It's the pickle jar scenario i.e I loosened that for you. It's basically Obama saying I fixed the economy even though the uptick happened during Trump's presidency it pisses me off to no end.

You also just know that when we finally get to the end of Trump's presidency and nothing bad has happened and the world didn't end, they're going to take the credit for 'keeping him in check' and 'keeping him in line', like if it wasn't for them the U.S. would be full of Russians and dead Mexicans. The fact that there's no evidence and no collision doesn't matter, they're the good guys in every narrative.
 
I feel that’s incredibly optimistic.
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The DNC is going to ride this bomb to the target and destroy their party.

What do you think is going to happen to the members of the DOJ who put the Steele Dossier, now essentially debunked, in front of FISA judges and lied to those judges?

They should be pretty fucking nervous.
 
What do you think is going to happen to the members of the DOJ who put the Steele Dossier, now essentially debunked, in front of FISA judges and lied to those judges?

The same thing that happens to every other DNC member who gets caught doing illegal shit.

Bupkis.

Republicans still fancy themselves as "gentlemanly". Gentleman do not deal in petty shit like that.
 
The funny thing is is that Trump is a New York real estate developer. If they wanted him in jail that badly I'm sure they could find some shady shit he's done (I sincerely doubt that anyone in his position in NY is free of mob connections, for instance), but that would involve implicating a whole lot of other people they don't want in jail that badly.
 
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