Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Recent sassylynn sperging on twitter
 
Fewer people would make guesses about her health if she didn't lie all the fucking time about everything. "healthy, just big". come the fuck on. Also, "struggles of being me" video failing to address how she can't reach her own ass. Of course people are gonna guess when they don't have a reliable narrator to ask.
 
ngl I'd need to drink to be around Amber if she continuously does that mmmhmm mmmhmm mmmhmm shit she pulled while eating in that sausage mukbang.
Gorl was inhaling that shit, chewing? Don't know her. Seriously though, if she spent time actually chewing her food thoroughly she would give herself more time to feel satiated. Small changes AL. But who am I kidding? You can't hit 4000 a day by actually giving your body time to process meals.
 
The only hope for Becky is either an intervention or AL finding a new host to leech off of. For her sake, I hope she realizes she deserves more than AL and walks. However, either way she has the chance to hit rock-bottom emotionally and start to rebuild her self-esteem.

If AL dies while they're still together, it'll probably break Becky mentally. She's already had one girlfriend die (iirc) and she already openly blames herself for her nephew's death. If AL dies under Becky's watch, I don't know if she'll ever come back from it. That gorl's got a lot of unprocessed trauma.

Jeez, I didn't think my opinion of AL could get much lower, but here we are. I usually don't hold it against people who commit suicide for hurting the people they leave behind (I mean... if you wanna die that badly, it's kinda your call, imo). But to slowly commit suicide and watch the toll it takes on the people who care about you...

If Becky does drink, I'm not surprised. She's been with AL through all those health crises already. Each one must destroy her a little inside.
Becky is a piece of shit too. She is getting what she deserves.
 
Cuntylynn out in full force tonight. I wonder which "people" think she's lying about going to the hospital? I can't tell what the medicine is on the label.
Both of those vials are of the same medication. An antibiotic called Bactrim DS or sulfamethoxazole-trimethoprim. She's supposed to take 1 tablet twice a day for 5 days. I'm a bit surprised they only gave her one medication. However, she did say she received 2 injections in the hospital.

This was filled on the 20th of March so she should be finished with this today or tomorrow. This confirms that her most recent video is 5 days old, as well as confirming her legal name is Amber Reid.

Full sized images of her vial attached.

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Additionally, for a UTI it's more common to be prescribed Macrobid or Cipro as an antibiotic and Pydrium for urinary pain symptoms. But hell, it is Kentucky. Big AL didn't mention any urinary discomfort so maybe she just needed the antibiotic.
 
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Both of those vials are of the same medication. An antibiotic called Bactrim DS or sulfamethoxazole-trimethoprim. She's supposed to take 1 tablet twice a day for 5 days. I'm a bit surprised they only gave her one medication. However, she did say she received 2 injections in the hospital.

This was filled on the 20th of March so she should be finished with this today or tomorrow. This confirms that her most recent video is 5 days old, as well as confirming her legal name is Amber Reid.

Full sized images of her vial attached.

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Ugh her fingers are filthy ?
 
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Both of those vials are of the same medication. An antibiotic called Bactrim DS or sulfamethoxazole-trimethoprim. She's supposed to take 1 tablet twice a day for 5 days. I'm a bit surprised they only gave her one medication. However, she did say she received 2 injections in the hospital.

This was filled on the 20th of March so she should be finished with this today or tomorrow. This confirms that her most recent video is 5 days old, as well as confirming her legal name is Amber Reid.

Full sized images of her vial attached.

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Additionally, for a UTI it's more common to be prescribed Macrobid or Cipro as an antibiotic and Pydrium for urinary pain symptoms. But hell, it is Kentucky. Big AL didn't mention any urinary discomfort so maybe she just needed the antibiotic.
She has fucking dried blood on her finger and under her nails..
 
Amber is definitely not a "random shoveler" and I don't think she suffers from BED, food addiction yes probably, food aggression absolutely, but it is specific foods that she enjoys. Hell, she even eats eggs even though she's "allergic to them".

Her "bingeez" are planned and trips to wommart are made to satiate the blob with B&J, Reeses cups, Hot cheetos and diet cola.

You're talking like you've never watched an ALR video or read this thread, because there is nothing random about her, she likes to plan her meals, binges, snacks and even "diet meals" with foods that she enjoy's, not fkn quinoa and zoodles.

I was only trying to avoid being accused of 'poweleveling'. I can only speak from personal experience and observations on her videos. No. I haven't watched every single video by her. If I read these threads at work, I don't have that luxury. I have watched a lot of her videos. I have even commented on a few of the more recent ones. I just wanted to point out that not all people who are obese eat the same way. :)
 
Some delicious bruise porn from her snap rant about how she doesn’t look like shit.

If I didn’t know any better I’d think that was the back of someone’s thigh and their ass cheek or something.

Her body is so confusing. It doesn’t know what to do with the fat anymore.

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Some delicious bruise porn from her snap rant about how she doesn’t look like shit.

If I didn’t know any better I’d think that was the back of someone’s thigh and their ass cheek or something.

Her body is so confusing. It doesn’t know what to do with the fat anymore.

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must of been from when they use that band thing around your arm to have a vein pop out. must of been tough work to find a vein on someone like AL. probably the most experinced nurse had to do it.
 
Thank you! She no doubt had a CBC done which does show your glucose levels at the time of testing. But an A1C is a separate test and rates your levels over 3 months. Many, if not most, dr's like this to be a fasting test for accuracy.

You beat me to it but a doctor can’t tell if she Diabetes or not via ER bloodwork.

That is, unless she was in the ER overnight and they had her on NBM for a minimum for 12 hours prior to drawing blood.

She’s a damn LAH
 
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Some delicious bruise porn from her snap rant about how she doesn’t look like shit.

If I didn’t know any better I’d think that was the back of someone’s thigh and their ass cheek or something.

Her body is so confusing. It doesn’t know what to do with the fat anymore.

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Woah wait how?

NurseKiwis plz respond: When I took blood draw classes years ago, we were taught to draw from the top of the hand/foot for patients that were smaller than Amber because fat folks veins are harder to find. Is that wrong, or is there actually a way to do this that doesn’t involve digging into the person’s arm?
 
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