Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I agree with the gyno talk but just to be clear, a GP or NP can do the well woman exam. The singing doctor could've done it herself, Amberlynn wouldn't necessarily have been referred to a SCARY GYNO OFFICE. I think she's just scared for her grotesque body and lack of hygeine to be so exposed, and she also didn't want pay.

I need to go make another post in the triggered thread because it pisses me off that someone who makes so much money is not only wasting the time and resources of a hospital when she has a damn GP, but can also easily afford to be treated in the appropriate setting and pay for the procedures.
 
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pecansandies said:
no gyno deserves being tasked with pulling apart that grilled cheese sandwich and peering inside
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She's definitely never been to a gyno. She said (and of course she's always 110% raw and real) that she hadn't been to a proper doctor (not ER) in 10 years. She aged out of the foster system around then which would have made her 18 and that's usually around the age where girls get their first exam. Of course, some go earlier if there's an issue or they're sexually active.

I'd go so far as to say that the only person to ever approach that dainty hole is Destiny.
 
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Basketball Jones said:
Woah wait how?

NurseKiwis plz respond: When I took blood draw classes years ago, we were taught to draw from the top of the hand/foot for patients that were smaller than Amber because fat folks veins are harder to find. Is that wrong, or is there actually a way to do this that doesn’t involve digging into the person’s arm?
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I may be late on this but yes, normally you are supposed to take the blood from a more accessible vein in overweight or obese patients. This is to avoid the numerous poking it requires to possibly find a decent vein under the multiple layers of fat. I suppose a experienced IV nurse could find one in Albert's arm but it cant be easy.

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She doesn't like to be awake during normal doctor business hours.
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Further to this, I also would not be surprised if she saw it as an opportunity to make a vlog that doesn't consist of her sitting on that poor chair looking like death and talking about useless shit for once. I mean there was literally 3 seconds of her in the hospital, but she'd milk that for all she could. Needs those YT bucks.
 
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DaintyDyke said:
She claims her last two glucose tests were fasting?! Ahahaha! This mountainous lardblob has never fasted in her entire life. What a ridiculous lie.
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That's not true, she fasted for 8 hours once. I mean, she was asleep, but that isn't relevant.

edit: just to be clear, she actually said this.
 
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I find it odd that she's willing to show pictures of her prescription bottle but not show her blood results. Normally, I don't really care what the hell she says about her "health" but she's making a huge point that her blood work is fine. Prove it to us then, gorl.
 
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saralovesjuicyfruit said:
Southern US states have some of the lowest quality of life in the country. There are a lot of reasons why the south is fucked up compared to other parts of the US, I could go on and on, but I’ll narrow it down: Everything is spread out to be auto-dependent, public transport is practically non-existent, a lot of areas aren’t even walkable because sidewalks are either incomplete or just don’t exist, and for much of the year the hot weather makes it so that it can be unpleasant or even unsafe to spend a lot of time outdoors. You can always put warmer clothes on in the cold but you can only take so much off in the heat. Even if you defy those factors and go out for a walk just to enjoy being outside, people will gawk at you or pull over to ask if you need a ride. You’re a spectacle. They can’t fathom the notion of someone just going out walking for exercise in a place that isn’t specifically sanctioned for that purpose (e.g. walking trail). I lived in a major city in Texas for a few years and even there this was the case.
Note that the vast majority of the subjects on MSHPL are from Southern states.
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Like you describe Texas, is deathly hot and has few sidewalks, I'd also throw in vicious dogs and rattlesnakes as further hazards. No one ever offered me a ride, but some guy once yelled, "Buy a car you dick!"
 
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disintegration said:
I find it odd that she's willing to show pictures of her prescription bottle but not show her blood results. Normally, I don't really care what the hell she says about her "health" but she's making a huge point that her blood work is fine. Prove it to us then, gorl.
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Right? Normally I'm on the side of it being absurd that people demand pictures of shit like lab results (they would probably say they're fake anyway) but if she's going to share pictures to shut people up, why not show something useful?
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
I know babies are supposed to be lil fatties, but damn.
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Y'know, honestly, she isn't the hideous troll baby I thought she was going to be. I mean, shes not adorable or anything, but cuter than I expected. She's chunky for a baby, but her parents were probably fat white trash too. She was dealt a shitty hand, but that doesn't mean she can justify becoming 600+ elbees. Genetics certainly plays a role. I dont think any reasonable person would argue against that, but it mostly comes down to diet, exercise, and lifestyle etc. I have a number of friends whose parents are fat shits, and they knew they could become the same way if they didnt DO SOMETHING about it. Big Al will never do anything to actually help herself, barring a miracle.

I don't believe a word that Big Al says about her health. Unless she were to say, "I am eating myself to death, I have da beetus, and my blood is literally gravy."
 
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Ohhhamburgersss said:
Again I say, there is NO WAY Amberlynn Reid is not diabetic. That is all.
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If Amber were a 9 months pregnant bride walking down the aisle, she'd wear a white dress. She's won't admit to the beetus even after both her legs end in stumps. Toddlers have a firmer grasp on reality.
 
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