Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 554 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,630 74.4%

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So she really went to the ER, really got those antibiotics, and now she's fucking pissed that people are questioning her story. If only Amber could step back and realize that the rampant scepticism is solely due to her years of constant lying and manipulation.
I, for one, didn't doubt for one second that she went to the ER. She's just fucking stupid enough to take up the time and resources of professionals who could be spending their time resuscitating someone.

What I absolutely do not believe is that she had the requisite tests to rule out the beetus. You know this wasn't a fasting panel. It was midnight and we all know that's when our gorl gorges her fupa off. It's impossible to have a definitive diagnosis with out a series of FASTING blood draws. She really thinks we're all as stupid as she is.

Sis, gorl, get a fucking grip and go to the doctor and get proper labs. THEN we may believe you.

Someone should feed her the idea of a gastric bypass or stomach stapling....only way the ham beast could maybe lose weight.
We've tried. However, at her weight no reputable doctor would touch her. The anesthesia alone would kill her. Even if she made it through surgery her body's inability to heal wounds guarantees an infection or two. Then if she even gets that far, she would likely explode her stomach with her first binge because she refuses to get psychological help for her underlying issues.
 
So what I've gathered from this: She's perfectly healthy, people who think they rightfully criticise her just because she can barely breathe and hardly moves are simply fat shaming, moreover, looks like she will outlive each of us, y'all. Btw, she acts as if there's no difference between being normally overweight (to some acceptable extent) and weighing as much as a grizzly bear lol.
 
So what I've gathered from this: She's perfectly healthy, people who think they rightfully criticise her just because she can barely breathe and hardly moves are simply fat shaming, moreover, looks like she will outlive each of us, y'all. Btw, she acts as if there's no difference between being normally overweight (to some acceptable extent) and weighing as much as a grizzly bear lol.
That's Amber in a nutshell tbh
 
How the fuck does anyone draw blood from the top/side of a forearm? Are they just randomly stabbing places and hoping to hit oil? Are we even looking at her forearm? What the fuck blobular body part are we even seeing?
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How the fuck does anyone draw blood from the top/side of a forearm?

That's where I found my IV after I had surgery. I'm pale af (not a humblebrag -- it's really annoying), and I can still see the vein they used. I guess it makes sense, because I was going to be out of it for a while after and not really in a condition to keep my arm out and palm up for a needle in the regular vein. But you know, that was surgery, not simple labs.
 
How the fuck does anyone draw blood from the top/side of a forearm? Are they just randomly stabbing places and hoping to hit oil? Are we even looking at her forearm? What the fuck blobular body part are we even seeing?View attachment 706946
That's an arm. My best guess is that they used a vein finder and stabbed away.

Not that anyone cares, but I've got ideal veins as they're close to the surface and easy to see. I still get bruises, but she's going to have this bruise until doomsday.
 
So what I've gathered from this: She's perfectly healthy, people who think they rightfully criticise her just because she can barely breathe and hardly moves are simply fat shaming, moreover, looks like she will outlive each of us, y'all. Btw, she acts as if there's no difference between being normally overweight (to some acceptable extent) and weighing as much as a grizzly bear lol.
I have faith that she will be dead before my death, otherwise it would be truly dissatisfying to not see her life full circle.
 
We've tried. However, at her weight no reputable doctor would touch her. The anesthesia alone would kill her. Even if she made it through surgery her body's inability to heal wounds guarantees an infection or two. Then if she even gets that far, she would likely explode her stomach with her first binge because she refuses to get psychological help for her underlying issues.
But can't you just imagine the glorious image of her behemoth stomach splayed out and dripping down the sides of the operating table? Melville would weep.
 
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