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[Mr. A. L. Mao]

Confusing cis girls at a party

had a very awkward yet validating conversation at a small party yesterday, we somehow got onto the topic of boob sizes and when i brought up my size, the girls went yeah but yours are fake and i just went no my hormones gave me them just like you and the looks of OMG REALLY then one goes "but those are bigger then mine thats not fair" im only a c cup so was validating cus i always worry they are too small xD yet im making cis girls slightly jealous now

[–]EllieBelly_24 439 points 1 day ago
Thats fucking awesome
My cis girl-friend (not girlfriend) told me if I get a bigger rack than her she'll kick my ass
Hehe not too much of a challenge lol
...

[–]dtschaedlerD | Amorphous Blob | GQ Asexual 3 points 17 hours ago
"not girlfriend" for now...

[–]EllieBelly_24 5 points 17 hours ago
Idk shes not into girls
But it's honestly my goal to change that

[–]ElizabethDangerAlly 1 point 13 hours ago
I believe in you.

[–]EllieBelly_24 1 point 12 hours ago
And she loves my rapping
Haven't released any songs yet but I send her clips and the flood gates open, if you know what I mean

Watch out, we got a real rapey rap God here

[–]binaryAegisKat | 28 | HRT 1/16/18 | Full time 4/20/18 2 points 18 hours ago
I live right next to a Lidl and their bra sizes stop at 38B, which is awesome cause that's my size rn. Although, I think I need to drop my band size down to 36, because I'm down to the innermost clasp on my current bras and they feel a bit too loose now

Buying bras at the... grocery store?

singersaraneth 89 points 23 hours ago*
eeh, this kinda shit always puts me off. I'm glad you felt validated by it, but to me, that conversation has always sounded like "It isn't fair! why do you, a trans woman, get to have bigger boobs than ME, a REAL WOMAN??"
edit: Stranger for the kind, gold thanks!

Grow big boobs with this one weird trick (cis women hate this!)

kittensofchaosMaya | Trans HRT Feb 2018 9 points 1 day ago
Hehe jealousy from cis women is seriously the best validation! One of my friends started grumbling recently about how I was passing her in cup size! ? I've also had several girls ask me to to teach them how to do their brows! The little moments like this really make such a difference

ok john

]Ezazule 1 point 22 hours ago
I feel like my muscles would make boobs look unnapealing, or would they go away with hormones even if I keep doing manual labor for a living

True and honest, definitely true and honest

Older_Wiser2~Joelle 69 - HRT since 2015 0 points 19 hours ago*
Yup - That's happened to me many times - particularly when I wear a camisole top or deep v-neck top showing cleavage. I'm a bit older, okay I'm ancient if you must know, and when I'm at my friend's downtown bar (where I've spent many years as a guy) the girls working there, who wear very revealing tops, comment as do my many guy friends. They all seem to think that because of who I was before and my age I could NEVER grow "real" breasts - WRONG!!! Mine are all natural, a larger C cup, and they just assume I've had a boob job. And my friend also owns a strip club as well next door and the girls there have urged me to make some money - not gonna happen as no one wants to see my boobs, even if they're new, perky, bounce, jiggle, and wiggle when I walk - but on the body of a 70-year-old gal.... Of course maybe he could put on the marquee that there's 9 Hotties and 1 Oldie .... dunno ..... Anyway - it's very validating as you noted and good for you! Love your boobs young lady!!1 ~Joelle

Remember the days when the elderly were older and wiser and not beating their viagra-assisted meat to internet troon fantasies?

FrostHeart1124 0 points 18 hours ago
I'm happy you had that experience. I do, however, wish cis women didn't think they somehow deserved boobs more than us. I get that a lot. "Most if the women in my family have large breasts, so I've got a good chance of developing similarly." "Wow, that'd be so unfair if yours got bigger than mine!"
Like... How is that unfair? Yours were free. Mine took speaking to two doctors and a therapist while also paying money for them every month

You heard it here first women, your boobs were on the house so you have no reason to complain about troons

Also these dudes spend way too much time thinking and talking about their sister's and mother's breast size jfc ?

 

[Borzoi]

do troons actually grow real tits from the hormones? the ones i've seen so far (most of them in this thread tbh) just look like the sort of flabby manboobs you see on really fat old dudes, not actual womens breasts.

I think its a combination of gynecomastia from the estrogen combined with them being fat as fuck most of the time.

They definitely don't look great.

 

[Annanasz]

do troons actually grow real tits from the hormones? the ones i've seen so far (most of them in this thread tbh) just look like the sort of flabby manboobs you see on really fat old dudes, not actual womens breasts.

In the study of Dittrich et al. [22], 60 trans women were treated with GnRH analogs and estradiol valerate 6 mg daily. Seventy percent of them wished to undergo augmentation mammoplasty as they found their breast size too small after 24 months of hormonal therapy. Only 35 percent of trans women in their group had a B cup (mean difference of 14–16 cm between circumference at the nipple and circumference just below the breast) or more, 35% had an A cup (mean difference of 12–14 cm), and 30% had less than an A cup after 2 years of cross-sex hormone therapy.

From this study: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19359116

Their development also usually goes to Tanner stage 2 or 3 max, so it looks tubular. This can also occur in cis women naturally. And obviously can't really believe everything these troons say on reddit. This MtF claims that he's very lucky and has big D cups, but if you look at his progression timeline, he had gyno even pre-HRT and doesn't have a great rack at all.

Spoiler: Big tiddy T GF

 

[Cryin RN]

A D cup on a 6'2" gorilla is well within standard fat fuck gynecomastia ranges anyway. Cup size vs. band size makes the difference, a huge cup doesn't mean the aesthetics are good, it just means you can brag about it on the Internet. Counter-ref girls posting in /brathatfits that have "sexy" F, G, H cup sizes... because they're obese.

 

[Potatis Salad]

I think its a combination of gynecomastia from the estrogen combined with them being fat as fuck most of the time.

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They definitely don't look great.

WTF is that graphic? IF = Index of Floppiness?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

WTF is that graphic? IF = Index of Floppiness?

Grade 5 is when IHOP files a lawsuit against you for servin' up flapjacks in your bra.

 

[PT 522]

A D cup on a 6'2" gorilla is well within standard fat fuck gynecomastia ranges anyway. Cup size vs. band size makes the difference, a huge cup doesn't mean the aesthetics are good, it just means you can brag about it on the Internet. Counter-ref girls posting in /brathatfits that have "sexy" F, G, H cup sizes... because they're obese.

Bragging about having big tits when you're fat is like bragging about having reserved parking when you're crippled.
Bragging about growing deformed tuberous breasts from your Chinese horse piss pills is like bragging about how much you save on haircuts when going through chemotherapy.

 

[King Mob]

I think its a combination of gynecomastia from the estrogen combined with them being fat as fuck most of the time.

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They definitely don't look great.

Yeesh. Yes, I have no doubts at all that all the ladies are positively green with envy over their beautiful, yam-shaped man titties.

Is having zero grasp on reality a prerequisite for being troon?

Much superior to real women, they are.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

TiFs feel invalidated because lesbians are same sex-attracted and not same identity-attracted https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/b5jb8q/anybody_else_uncomfortable_with_lesbians_that_say/

Not a trans person posting, but trans related: a woman gets followed by one of her male co-workers every time she goes to the bathroom and HR won't do anything because he is genderfluid and sometimes identifies as a woman https://www.reddit.com/r/relationsh..._26f_coworker_early_30sm_follows_me_into_the/

Most people are trying to offer her advice, but then there's this moron https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b4eqb1/_/ej90wf2/

 

[illhavetwo]

Confusing cis girls at a party



Watch out, we got a real rapey rap God here


Buying bras at the... grocery store?


Grow big boobs with this one weird trick (cis women hate this!)


ok john


True and honest, definitely true and honest


Remember the days when the elderly were older and wiser and not beating their viagra-assisted meat to internet troon fantasies?


You heard it here first women, your boobs were on the house so you have no reason to complain about troons

Also these dudes spend way too much time thinking and talking about their sister's and mother's breast size jfc ?

If they were actually women they would know that one, cup size is meaningless with the band size, and two, when women give them these sort of compliments it is an act of nurturing, like telling a child his drawing belongs in a museum.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

A solution is to give them some sort of accommodation. Putting up a troon in a cheap motel for a night would surely be cheaper in the long run than paying out legal settlements to the women harassed or assaulted by him.

or better still, a prison cell
it's the second-best place for rapists and other harmful perverts to be, bar the electric chair

 

[Nuthatch]

TiFs feel invalidated because lesbians are same sex-attracted and not same identity-attracted https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/b5jb8q/anybody_else_uncomfortable_with_lesbians_that_say/
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Not a trans person posting, but trans related: a woman gets followed by one of her male co-workers every time she goes to the bathroom and HR won't do anything because he is genderfluid and sometimes identifies as a woman https://www.reddit.com/r/relationsh..._26f_coworker_early_30sm_follows_me_into_the/
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Most people are trying to offer her advice, but then there's this moron https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b4eqb1/_/ej90wf2/
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Wtf is "bathroom bonding experience" with cis women? That's literally Hollywood movie level of ignorance. Sure, some women go to the bathroom to gossip or go together because they feel unsafe going alone for various reasons (like creepy dudes hmmmm), but the closest I've ever had to "bonding" is some woman going "aw shit I ran out of tampons" and passing one to her under the stall.

It started out that "gender fluid" men just wanted to piss in the restroom like everyone else and it's not a big deal! Now they're demanding we have "bathroom bonding" experiences with creepy fat old men who follow us into bathrooms and pant at us from the adjacent stall? Ok. At least he was actually downvoted.

And statistically cis women are definitely the victims in these kind of scenarios unless you count feelings getting hurt and lack of validation as more important than rape, assault, and voyeurism.

 

[Nasty Nut]

Not a trans person posting, but trans related: a woman gets followed by one of her male co-workers every time she goes to the bathroom and HR won't do anything because he is genderfluid and sometimes identifies as a woman https://www.reddit.com/r/relationsh..._26f_coworker_early_30sm_follows_me_into_the/
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This is legit terrifying. I'm not from the US but I imagine that HR should still be able to do something, when it's so obvious (to her and her other coworkers) that he's being a creep?

 

[Nekromantik]

And look at the post this guy made. He meets a girl one time and thinks to himself, does she want to date me or not? (Archive)

 

[Annanasz]

TiFs feel invalidated because lesbians are same sex-attracted and not same identity-attracted https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/b5jb8q/anybody_else_uncomfortable_with_lesbians_that_say/
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Darn, those pesky lesbians just can't stop opressing both trans men and trans women by trying to date chicks.

They should probably hurry and ask one of those lesbians out, because if there's one thing straight women don't have to worry about, it's finding biologically functional dick.

 

[OG 666]

Here's a post from a man true and honest woman who claims he tried using a burdizzo to remove his nuts. For the unaware, this is a burdizzo:

When that didn't work, he claims that he successfully did the job with an elastrator:

Here is what he looks like.

Normally, I would think that the posts were just made by someone with a weird fetish trying to live out their fantasy roleplay or whatever, but idk, based on his post history, he seems like he's either that insane, or he's just really committed to the gimmick. Either way, he's a fucking weirdo and he clearly spends a lot of time thinking about cutting off his own balls.

 

[Cryin RN]

Self-castration is a weirdly common meth/psychosis feature. Busy ERs get them once in a while, and before 2010, they weren't even trannies. If he hadn't claimed lady brain, he would have gotten the serious psychological help he really needs.

 

[trashbat]

your right to pee without worrying about rape ends where my right to breathe heavily in the next stall begins

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Wtf is "bathroom bonding experience" with cis women? That's literally Hollywood movie level of ignorance. Sure, some women go to the bathroom to gossip or go together because they feel unsafe going alone for various reasons (like creepy dudes hmmmm), but the closest I've ever had to "bonding" is some woman going "aw shit I ran out of tampons" and passing one to her under the stall.

It started out that "gender fluid" men just wanted to piss in the restroom like everyone else and it's not a big deal! Now they're demanding we have "bathroom bonding" experiences with creepy fat old men who follow us into bathrooms and pant at us from the adjacent stall? Ok. At least he was actually downvoted.

And statistically cis women are definitely the victims in these kind of scenarios unless you count feelings getting hurt and lack of validation as more important than rape, assault, and voyeurism.

Chalk up "bathroom bonding" as yet another weird, nonsensical fetish autogynophiles fantasize about.

 

[Nekromantik]

Chalk up "bathroom bonding" as yet another weird, nonsensical fetish autogynophiles fantasize about.

The only place I can think they got this idea is movies. I've never seen any sort of bonding in bathrooms. People just want to go in peace, wash hands and get out.